I'm back, nigga

I'm back, nigga.

We shitpostin big now.

Oh, it's gonna be one of *those* threads?

*sticks dick in thread and squeals gayly*

You ate all my beans nigga?!

The fuck do you mean by *those* you faggot?

(he doesn't know I've been watching his beans this whole time)

my nigga dog

...

I mean what I say and I say what I mean, shitlord.

When am I gonna get laid?

Do I look like a magic eightball, you silly fucking nigger?

I can't wait until the next season of

season

of

Holocaust

Nooooo

You look like the kind of guy who destroy planets

You guys know this feel?

Don't look at those beans brother

u goddamn right

YOu should see me with my makeup on.

*bean-looking intensifies*

...

I just the whole thing, you guys.

*whips the rest out*

Finish it, slime.