Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're not claiming
>If you're posting pics you're not lurking
>Most importantly, have fun!
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So tired, yet I mustn't sleep
iktf. what are you waiting for?
The right time to sleep
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You're being too Raphi for me right now. I know of your intentions.
Still here
Get a job
I just don't wanna sleep until 10 then stay up all night
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well that has its advantages but it's best to be an early riser imo. so what time do you want to sleep?
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yuri pls come back let me profess my love to you
Do you fap a lot?
No
awkward q user... it's usually once a day
i have this fantasy that i have an e-gf and she tells me to quit smoking and i actually do for her
Preferably before midnight
What do you fap to?
How much do you smoke?
gross
make it much earlier than that!
different things...
4 or 5 cigarettes / day
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You're weird.
I'm weird too.
Every time I manage to stop being miserable, I start missing it after a while. I guess the normal feels from a zombie life isn't enough, that I actually prefer feeling terrible over nothing.
Goodnight everybody. If you're gonna sleep then have nice dreams, and if it's just the begging of your day, I hope it will be a pleasant one.
im p sure i felt empty for a while at some point but i dont really remember it too well. it is nice to get a good cry in and clear out your system if you have to. i.... just want to cry into a girls bosom and she's okay with it...comforts me even! thats my number one dream.
Why?
I want to touch the darkness inside of you, or whatever
get a hooker
and I think some sell cuddles on facebook and other places
Raphi completes me, I'm not really like her at all.
That's about what a pack and a half a week?
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Examples?
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it feels good to rise with the sun
no but it has to be someone who actually cares about me. or i have to really believe she does anyway.
i buy three packs (it's a discount!) every two weeks or so.
thats a little too intimate for me user
Claimed, things sure are getting lively here
Come on! One kink please.
they will for $15 and an hour of service or more if you pay up
I know a guy who is trying to quit right now. Doing the patch and smoking less for right now. He isn't a happy camper.
I rise before the sun
You okay?
Child porn. Trust me.
I'm fine. A bit confused though
You know I didn't mean that, you damn tease.
you're getting a bf soon ?
Long period with a high dosage of Prozac really fucked me up, at least I can cry again now.
>cry into a girls bosom
I miss doing that...
im just vanilla what i fap to really. though the idea of bondage receipt does fascinate me for irl if i ever got the guts to try it. that seems a little unfair for the guy to receive bondage though and leave the girl to do all the work for no real self-satisfaction.
no! it has to be a girlfriend or just friend who is a girl. i have to like know them or it wont work trust me.
yea im sure it sucks a lot. i dont actually want to quit atp, i just want to do something difficult for a person i care about.
actually i do too but it's kind of the same idea
dude stfu liar %P
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i was on i think paxil for a little bit after i tried college first time and withdrew cuz sad and afraid to make friends.
Cute. Bondage is very hot.
Then I don't know what you meant at all, but I refute any claim you did of me bullying you without proof.
Enjoying your time here?
Shouldn't be something of a more natural problem if that's what you want?
you are weird the good kind of weird
I meant that you like to tease me as much as Raphi likes teasing Satania, that's what I mean.
I can't post proof because I don't want to expose you in thread.
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yea it seems neat. too bad bondage porn ive seen kinda sucks major balls tho.
hey it's aight. this particular visit is still p new though only a week or something maybe? what keeps you coming back portugal?
yea, thats just an example of the kind of thing i can think of though i guess.
thanks brother appreciated %)
Is this going to be the new meme for a week?
Claiming best girl
Fucking hell was I tilting bad. Worst thing is I don't know when to quit when that happens..
I have seen some good stuff. All that's left is to experience it.
I'm hungry
I hope you don't run into any major problems then.
life is good
>what keeps you coming back portugal?
Not having a reason to leave either. It's sorta comfy here.
>unfair for the guy to receive bondage though and leave the girl to do all the work for no real self-satisfaction.
Get a sadist qt and I assure you that she will enjoy all of it.
>you like to tease me as much as Raphi likes teasing Satania
It's almost as if we were roleplaying our waifus.
>I can't post proof because I don't want to expose you in thread.
Is that seriously your best excuse? I give you permission to expose me.
i hope you can enjoy it whenever it happens. for me.... i should probably just try to get my first gf! Y____Y
you too for whatever it may be!
ask sono
eat a dick
Same.
your own to be specific
it is p comfy isnt it.
do you know how to spot sadists?
glad i have you to commiserate with user ;_ ;
I've tried, it's too small :/
who is this? -_-
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This is undeniable proof of all I've said till now. I had to go through many firewalls and proxies to get this, but I finally got it.
Either way, who says we aren't doing that? :^)
we talked this morning -_-
wish yuri had come back. she needs to post more so i can interrogate.
go to sleep -_-
Same I want to ask them how they know when to go to the bathroom. Although they may not want to answer that.
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well...if i had some kind of disability i probably wouldnt just want to talk about that all the time. would you? js
Depending on where the issue is, they either can tell the same way you do, or they're forced to have a colostomy bag.
Chop it off. How was Kill la Kill?
There's a special charm about it being such an accessible circlejerk, right in the middle of Sup Forums.
Hmm, I'd say most of them are a little narcissistic.
Again, that only proves that I'm a helpful person.
>Either way, who says we aren't doing that? :^)
What if we are actually part of a virtual simulation and we're characters controlled by our waifus?
>That sounds nice. Have you played today yet?
Memories of the Old Fantasy
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What put you on tilt?
yea thats exactly what drew me to the original animu cj threads.
we didn't finish it, but I've seen it before
it's pretty good, just filler towards the end
No but I am curious about it so yeah. They can always just tell me no. Well I guess that answers that.
okay
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カラミチーマス
>Again, that only proves that I'm a helpful person.
Alright alright, I'll let it go for now.
That pic reminds me I have to keep capping. Finished capping ep3 today, although there wasn't much to cap anyways.
>What if we are actually part of a virtual simulation and we're characters controlled by our waifus?
Well then, your waifu likes to erp a hella lot with a certain bote then.
What are you confused about?
Two matches, 2 good players and I didn't win a single round. I should've quit right then, but no, I kept playing and only won single match out of 8 or 10. I hope I didn't wake up the neighbors..
It's fun to win and make others salty, but it's not fun at all when it happens to me.
Android 18
For Honor?
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going to bed soon so... p-please give me goodnight (You)s!! im counting on u guys for restful sleeps and sweet dreams
How long ago was that again?
I had seen it before too but was a decent time ago. I didn't really remember it being filler heavy toward the end. In fact from what I remember it started getting more enjoyable around ep9 where all those elite 4 fights break down and the plot can move forward with all characters introduced.
Sucks to suck, ep3 did have a lot for me to screencap.
>Well then, your waifu likes to erp a hella lot with a certain bote then.
Making claims that you can't back up again heh?
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