What's the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?

What's the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?

One time I ate raw cookie dough

Staying up after bedtime.

You're a goddamn monster.

swam without adult supervision.

ate desert before dinner

Drinking half a can of beer, man I was so wasted!

>swam without adult supervision
... and didn't wait 30 minutes after eating to go swimming

How many good boy points did you lose user?

slept with a 50 year old man when i was 14 for money. sick of seeing my mum cry everyday

Started using this site.

this

None at first, but you should have seen the look on my mothers face that following morning when I apologised to her for doing it.

Yeah but, did you go swimming without adult supervision?

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Had sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation.

Greentext please

You ate a desert? WTF?

Escaped on foot from the cops 11 seperate times in the span of 24 hours.

Too many to name...honestly.

Been arrested 3x on felonies, 5 times in total in 3 different states and I'm banned from a county.

When I'm looking back in time there are some stuff i dit as a kid
I lived on a farm
I took some baby chicken and drown them

it doesn't count if they don't follow you, you know

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Nigger detected.

I once hit someone on a bike in my truck, and didn't stop because I was afraid.

>I lived on a farm
you sick fuck

why i slept with a 50 year old turkish man for 500 pounds when i was 14 mum was skint. what more is there to tell

NEW THREAD

Did you reverse?

I was in a situation where I was supposed to throw a hand grenade, I took off the pin even though still firmly holding from the handle so it doesn't explode but instead of throwing it I just kept staring at it for like 2 minutes. Somebody then told me to throw and I threw it like a bitch and had to take cover.

1. put on suicide vest
2. go find a load baring column of the closest trump building
3. kill yourself with said vest

They will write songs about it

bearing*

I'm not crazy enough for that kind of shit.

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Russian roulette

chatroulette instead?

how do you even get involved with such thing?
and what are the stakes?

i bought this POS car one time for 150 dollars. no paperwork, no nothin. i drove it around for a good 2 months before i (almost) got caught.
cop attempted to pull me over one night and i just floored it. he chased me for a good 3 minutes. i got a bit of distance and parked the car in some strip mall parking lot and just fuckin ran on foot. thought i was in the clear, i was pretty far away from the car and just walkin, assumed he didnt know what i looked like. of course he sees me and starts to chase after me. i ran around the corner of a building and when he came around i suckered him so hard he just hit the ground. PEACE.
sucks i lost the car but whatever i got away

>What's the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?
Killed someone without realizing it. Basically I was meant to check the bungee cord. Slipped my mind. Heard a giant crash and screaming. Shit my bad.

Not as exciting

went to another city that was 350 km far,without telling my parents.I was 21.

I know guys ,crazy beta's life

yor mom

How a real man plays Russian roulette

Went to a craigslist gloryhole on coke and somas

or

went to college expecting to make friends

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Did dudes suck your dick or chicks or do you have no idea

Went to a party with a friend. I didn't know anyone but my friend.
Later, when the party was the most fucked-up, host pulls out a .38 snubby wheel gat and acts like some bad ass.
I ask to see the weapon and he hands it to me. Fucker is fully loaded.
Push extractor rod and boolets fall into my hand.
Load one.
Spin
Point to temple and "click"
Hand gat back to host saying "your turn".
Fucker freaks the fuck out and grabs bullets, weapon and stashed that shit.
Party on Garth

>crash
I thought you bungee jump over water

Trying to kill a hobo and 2 street children with cyanide poisoned food that I gave them, I just saw one kid puking and then left the place, don't know what happened next

Was it a Honda Accord?

Came in my mouth.

Ate pizza, crust first, before it was popular.

where in the UK roughly are you, not trying to stalk you, just curious

It was obviously a dude. Wish I was for real gay cuz dudes seem to care more about making you feel good than chicks. But they sure are less fun to look at.

nice
what was the girls reaction?

how did the opportunity come up? howbad was the experience?

no it was a chevy cavalier

*girls'

bruh

The "host" was a guy.
When I stuck the gun to my head, his face was funny as fuck. When I pulled the trigger ... his fucking face

Got drunk and blew my load in my dogs ass. But thinking back on it I can't be the only person who's done this

I talked to a girl face-to-face a few minutes ago

I meant the reaction of the females at the party. Sorry for my non-native grammar

>went to HS reunion
boring, stupid, bailed, scored some blow and dropped acid
>drove around Kansas City all night
>hung out with some cops at a Denny's shooting the breeze
>drove around some more until AM rush hour
>7:30am, called up a skank I ran into during reunion who still lived in town (2/10, not fat, just fugly)
>told her my story, she perked up once I said I still had a good part of an 8ball left
>she calls in sick, is in my hotel room lickety split
>shows up with some meth she swiped from her BF
>spend the day smoking meth, doing lines, 3 input fucking

that's about it

The whole group of people fell silent and after gun boy stashed his gun away, it was just hushed mumbling but the party picked back up after the awkward moment or two. Had a few tell me what an asshole the host was.
On the way home, my friend asked me wtf I thought I was doing and I could have been killed ... yeah yeah yeah

Went into Russia inside the trunk of his car because I had no travel papers or ID. Spent a week in Moscow and spent almost 4k on the most beautiful hookers I have ever seen and on blow before going back home sleeping in my buddies trunk again. This was the 90's. I was 19 and stupid.

died while fucked up on acid and mdma

>Went into Russia "with a friend" it wassupposed to say.. I'm tired..

Risking pissing of mother Russia in the 90's. Brother you fucking insane.

Fuck me..
My thoughts exactly.

how did you manage this much cash being 19?
Also, how many STD did you catch?

Bipolar
First Time Manic
Going to the ER to get vaccinated for fun
Apparently i behave like a maniac(dindunothingtho)
Bitch calls Police and ambulance
get forced into psych ward (closed departement)
manage to get out the next day
pic related, bitch that called the police

Sold drugs successfully

>how did you manage this much cash being 19?
Rich parents and spoiled as fuck. 4k was nothing.
And non actually, one of the benefits of top tier hookers.

I didn't seed my torrents

Killed a Deathclaw in NV at level 3 out of Goodsprings with a few Bottlecap Mines, tons of dynamite and a broken baseball bat.

>Rich parents and spoiled as fuck
I like your honesty. Had a friend like that when I was 17. He went and purchased a brand new Mercedes for like 50k like it was nothing. Which he crashed the next week.

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crash a $50k car

Voted for Obama

Erik?

>Got naked in a pub when I was pissed... the day before I had a job interview there... needless to say, didn't get the job.

>Used to steal my parents car when they went to go to sleep... but I'd only do it after I'd got drunk on their whiskey that I'd keep pinching. Also never had a driving licence.

Pretty sure there's loads more.

Lol when I was 16 I drove across 7 states to go on a mini vacation with out telling a soul. (Like 2000km)

Did you lost?

Helped starve a nigger for 2 weeks when I worked at a prison. Broke a niggas hands too.

Had a little boy around 13-15 suck my dick for 29$. I gave him a fake name and up until now I see him we just ignore each other. He did a good job too. Gave better head than some chicks.

Drank 2 bottles of vodka at friends house party, at balcony, sing loud national-socialist songs. after two cops come to arrest me for public offending, knock the fuck out both of them, then jump from second floor. broke my nose, my tooth, and a rib. And still wasnt caught! All that at the age of 17. Now I am 21

pic related

No. Host stopped the game.
Funny thou, at that time in my life, I didn't give one fuck.

I always wanted to know what the rich parents are like.
Why would they give you all that cash? Was it to make you have fun/out of guilt/to show the others how much they can afford/it was their way of showing affection/entirely different reason?

I tried cornflakes with water instead of milk

Got brain surgery

Spent a night in the woods in a homemade shelter during a thunderstorm when I was 15

had your nervous system removed?

Only half my right temporal lobe

Greentext?

let this dirty bitch blow me like 8 or 9 times when she was crashing on my neighbor's couch

my piss started burning and i had to take antibiotics for it

that face though...
I'd still bang her

Started a company based on lying to customers.

My $40k a month paycheck lets me sleep a little bit better at night about it.

I've got a story if anyone is interested?

>Be me, 19
>Had just finished a shift working in a warehouse and was heading home when a friend of mine rang me.
>Asks if i'm up for going out for a few rounds of drinks
>check the time it was around 8ish so I had time to shower and change
>Decide fuck it why not, wouldn't mind an aul blow out
>Meet up with my friend, his name is Gerry but everyone calls him joker since school
>We head to a few pubs, talking shite to eachother
>enough time passes and we decide to head out to a club for a bit, smoke a joint as we headed round, we both got a good buzz going might as well enjoy it while it lasts

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