You have 10 SECONDS to name a better burger joint than Five Guys

You have 10 SECONDS to name a better burger joint than Five Guys.
>protip: you can't.

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In and out. Fuck off!

sonic drive-in get rekt

Why is it that you ask us to name something and then you tell us that we cant. If this is true. What's the point of this thread

Red Robins

>greasy, too salty meme burger from commiefornia

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can't possibly be this much of a newfag

Six guys

We get it op. You like 5 men at one time.

this. animal style is for fat slobs without tastebuds

And yet. Here you are. Being this much of a newfag

/thread

I've never been to Five Guys or In and Out.

I am a fan of Portillos though. If anyone else in the Chicago area can tell me of a better place I'd love to try it.

They invented animal style so that they can use up all of their condiments and not waste money

Moms house

wendy's nigger

>Anything fucking else
Five Guys is overly greasy flavourless trash

His mom's house.shes got the best roast beef

six guys is better

And? Pretty smart if you ask me. fat slobs need love too.

That sounds like your taste in women.

As if overly greasy is a thing.

wacdonalds

Big Belly Burger

Smash Burger. If you haven't had the "Sin City" burger while at the Rio in Las Vegas, you haven't lived.

Fudruckers

I wasn't opposing you. I was just giving facts. I like in n out. Sometimes

Please.

Hooters

finally got one of these in FL.

burglars i make at home
>venison
>bacon
>jalapeño
>shiner bock

I can't be eating wacdonalds all my life Calvin

Good Burger

Culvers.

I use to work at 5 guys I miss getting free food every day. Cajun fries are the best

Five Guys is WAY better than In-n-out, not even a contest.

My homemade burgers are pretty killer

I was just adding opinions to your facts. When Im down south its whataburger.

Obviously you're the nigger if Wendy's is the best

Frozen patties from Sam's Club

>I don't ever leave the house I'm so cool

>Culvers

That was really easy

Fuck yeah man. That green chili double is my favorite. Or Monterey melt

Fuck off back to
For me, it's the McChicken.

pretty sure its a contest nigger

The only thing I like here is their mushroom swiss burger. Anything else is bland and greasy

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>fried egg

Literally trash

Whataburger and/or White Castle

>our secret recipie is to fry everything in butter and charge ten bucks more for it...plus custard!

No thx fatass

Your burgers are shit.

Squeez In

Ever since I started cooking my own nothing can compare. And I do nothing to the, salt pepper, then I cook them. Somehow god like in comparison.

Krystals

Hefty Burger

Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow Sup Forumstardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.

>Anything else is bland and greasy

You've never tried their bacon deluxe double then.

>ever since I started sucking cocks I can't go back to being straight

youtube.com/watch?v=d5h2MNgjH-Q
Maybe this will make your burgers a tad bit better m8

nope, dope

venison, bacon, and jalapeño burglar meat. stole it from my dad.

Don't know if you have them in America...
But in the UK... Gormet Burger Kitchen.
Last one I had wasn't great, but generally it's incredible.

Anyone else just read the first line of copypastas even if it's your first time seeing one?

Imma tell your dad you stole his beer too. Fucking underage drinker

Red Robin is pretty legit

Forgot picture.
This is so dank.

No. You can just tell it's pasta so I just don't even care to read it at all

my dad is the one who got me drunk for the first time. KYS. :)

fudruckers

Doomies home cookin' /thread

Sonic is usually ok. The ones where it's a hop you can't go inside of are the best

Bareburger
All other responses are objectively wrong

red robin was the shit before the Bush & Co. economic crash. after that, they are shit tier.

hundreds of local restaurants do better. Five Guys can't even serve a Bison Burger, and the peanuts thing is just shit, because they freak the fuck out if you actually EAT them.

Source: NJ Five Guys - actually ate a few, got yelled at to put them back. Spit on floor, walked out.

but no cheese? gtfo you fucking scrub.

>I have no friends because most people are so uncultured

We got ourselves a self hatin' faggot over here

>Source: NJ Five Guys - actually ate a few, got yelled at to put them back. Spit on floor, walked out.

Did you buy a burger?

>shiner

I worked at a 5 guy's and i've never heard of people being yelled at for eating peanuts.

Why hasn't anybody mention Heart Attack Grill? They are to die for, literally and figuratively.

five guys has peanuts?

Yes.

What is the point of that? How do you eat it?

That's not even a burger at this point.

Kuma's corner or Hackney's are my go to burger places around Chicago.

literally fucking why the peanut gimmick? what does it even do for them besides lose revenue from people with allergies damn like i want a fucking burger man but im not gonna kms for a mediocre one at best.

garbage answers

for fat fucks from flavortown to put in on tv (after eating three bites)...obviously

>Source: NJ Five Guys

Well see user, that is your problem and not ours for living in such a shitty state

Hodad's in San Diego

I'd ordered. I left. I'm sure they served it to someone else.

I look at that and the first thing I can think of is "MURICA".

Texas has in and out now too.

You chew on it like corn on the cob, how fucking new are you?

Well yeah I mean how else would he convince you to blow him.

Did your bum hurt the day after?

I'm sorry, Timmy, we all really care about you and want the best for you.

Show me on the Action Figure where Daddy touched you,

5 guys bread tastes soggy as shit like dough the meat sucks whole place sucks.

Then you didn't work at the one I was at when it happened. That's all it proves.

to keep evolutionary dead ends the fuck out of their restaurant

Moody's is the best burger in Chicago. 5917 N Broadway.

Especially when the girls that work there are hot and have nice ass

They claim they also use peanut oil to cook which according to them is also healthier or some shit.