S-substitute Shrine Maiden Alice here!
How are y-you doing tonight, Anonymous?
>Advice, therapy, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>For advice, put ">advice" and state your problem.
>For tarot, put ">tarot" and state your question for the cards.
>Tarot readings will be given if you roll dubs, trips, quads, etc.
>Patience, love, and cheer always!
succ me
DNOATE TO ME 3200 USD
Shrine thread on a Tuesday? Schedule deviation!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
it's... tuesday shrine? I can get down with this.
I hope all you anons had a good day, and I hope tomorrow's even better
was about to say the same thing
gimme my fortune aliceu
W-we must show the mods a s-strong, unified front! Lest w-we get beaten by those d-damn buddhists on motorcycles...
Alice thread died to quickly anyway. This is welcome
whats shrine alice? I've never seen one of these threads before
I've been to other alice threads though
THIS CALLS FOR A MUTINY
>Tarot
Is my current relationship going to be a good fit for me?
Tarot readings for all singles or riot!
baka only Reimu can be shrine maiden
ban inc
Hai, Jill. How's the bar?
Me too.
Do you frequently shitpost on Sup Forums? If so, where?
Rolling for a reading~ Hello Reimu2 hehe, hope your doing better than you were a little while ago! I, however, have gotten worse ugh
hey now.
mods, if you're buddhists, that's totally cool.
shrines are usually run by Reimu, but she's on a (hopefully brief) forced sabbatical.
>Tarot
I've never asked for a Tarot reading in shrine before... hmmm
Am I getting in over my head in my current endeavors?
>tarot
What's tomorrow look like?
Is it bad to take two tarots in two threads in two days?
You d-didn't get dubs, s-sorry
>tarot
How will my job go?
...something feels very off about this
I only p-post on Sup Forums
Let me know the number and I will put all my heart and soul in achieving it
>tarot
cuz why not
>Advice
B'best way to get Alice n'n'aked?
A thread on a Tuesday? How... unorthodox.
Well, I'm here anyway, what's up everybody?
-Al
...
>trips
donate my reading to the first user who replies to this wanting their tarot.
it's tolerable enough. no drinking tonight though, we've got another early morning on the way.
just roll with it, mate.
donate to her patreon
me pls
so dont have much to say tonight especially after last night
maybe i can complain i need to go to work after 3 hours !!! and im suppose to sleep right now , is 3 am for me !!!
but wait there is more i got 2 hours work from 12 hor shift so that leave me with 10 hours sleeping on the job
best earned money ever !
Hey Al
G-go for double 8's d-dear
Alice!
I hope you are having a good day :_)
why you no twitch tonight :(
I was looking forward to it.
a shrine?
wait theres two different people who run these
man I really don't know anything about this
88 GET
Well I'm looking to move back into doing therapy instead of just intake at my hospital. We're expanding and will be needing new therapists. Maybe half the reason I post so much in these threads is b/c I miss doing therapy, but.... overnight admission I'm my own boss get a nice shift differential & I'm so effiecient that unless I need to admit somebody I'm done in 2-4 hours and get to goof off until my shift ends...
Reimu is abusing you !!!
especially when youre sick
FEEL BAD REIMU FEEL BAD !!!
A-agreed. It's... *unnatural*.
Me too, ain't gonna stop me.
I w-was sick, sorry
2 threads in 2 days? Cool
Y-you got your own doubles, b-but didn't ask a question!
thief, I shall not abide such treachery
I've been doing well. I'm home for spring break which is great. I get to see my doggos and hang out with my old friends. And what's the deal with you? You're sick again?
I always do. Its one of the things I'm good at
Proceed with caution
Oh w-wow, tell me more
They're all yours, dear. Have fun.
Hello i hope everyone is doing wonderful today
Nice trips!
Uhhm I dunno, what does my near future hold?
>tarot
ROLL
pls answer me im so confused alice
T-that's my secret. I'm always s-sick.
And I h-hope you are as well, love
Hey ed, that looks like a painful schedule.
Well, I guess I can't stop it if Reimu wanted it and you're willing to do it. Not that I would want it to stop anyway.
-Al
I didn't really need a reading, just wanted senpai to notice me, and now I'm drowning in (You)'s - life is complete
W-we're the same person, don't w-worry about it.
Ara?
You're the thief, tch.
These were actually all me but okay! :3
Idiot who derailed the thread yesterday about suicide here
I got up really late and didn't feel motivated enough to do it
putting out the call again: Alex, if you're out there, I just lit tonight's stick in your memory. I hope you're doing okay.
Reimu usually runs them, Vert/Saber runs the backup ones in her absence. Reimu's out for now, so Alice is filling in.
well, have one for me, hon.
glad to have you here, miss.
*pets* Guess I'll just give them to someone else, then.
>6 of Wands
>7 of Cups
>Knight of Cups
Victory, achievement. Accolades for a job well done. Seven choices open up for you at once. Which cup will you drink from, though? In one of them lies a romantic tryst that you will never forget.
I'm not sure I want too... I really like working with other therapists (which night shifts are just me alone unless I go talk to the nurses). I'm the LPC who just sent off for the full license that keeps stepping on your therapeutic toes in your threads... maybe one day I will. I'm very good with insurance.
*patpat* N-now will you let me p-pay for your therapy?
I only s-steal precious things.
T-that's a really useful s-skill these days!
Glad you're still alive! Hope you make it to Wednesday's thread as well
Shoooooore
TTTTTCCCCCHHHHH.
naa is quite all right
i work under 100 hours per week tho im more then 160 on hour ,
but the rest i just spend watching dank shit on youtube or playing
old video games on my card box work pc
my only problem is my sleep schedule
and then daily shifts may fucking hurt
from another hand when im on night shift dont have problems being to tired
Even if I accepted your money I'd probably just end up spending it on garbage instead anyway
hey. you better show up tomorrow as well, I'll be looking for you
alright guess you dont wanna talk about it
so which one is the one in the pictures and streams?
W-why would you do that dear?
>tarot
Would like some info about this upcoming July
I d-do the streams dear
Well, I guess as long as you're able to manage, its fine.
-Al
I'm really glad that you're alive and here tonight.
I'll catch up and have a pint tomorrow, don't worry.
the one with the cute tights and cooking/tea threads is Alice.
what are in the other ones though?
If this is the same user I'm thinking of. In talking to you yesterday it sounds a lot like you have a fear of finding happiness as it could lead to losing it at some point. That's a shitty place to be in, but so many people feel that way about many areas of life (dating for example). The trick is to put yourself out there and take a world view that says it's okay to be both happy & sad and that both come and go. Don't be afraid to reach for the stars...
Quarantine yourself missy
Why thank you. Its nice to have you here too
This thread could be dangerous
I'm l-like typhoid mary
Because I know what I'm like, even if I did feel motivated to see any kind of person about this I'd change my mind by the time it came to booking it
late again, how is everyone, exuse my lateness
o btw whos here disappointed with mass effect Andromeda
seen better animations and dialogues coming out from rule34
prob still gone buy the game but after 7-8 months when is ditch cheap and come with all dlcs
shit is the best . and the pay is great , i actually feel like i can relax on the money , cant buy super expensive shit but can afford shit that i only dreamed before , like buying second hand car and be able to maintain it
and you do the cooking threads too?
ok cool
That s-sounds like learned hopelessness dear
DO YOU RECOGNISE ME NOW
Reimu, can u tell me a story? Cannot fall asleep
Think I'm signing off for tonight.
Bye Alice!
prolly see y'all anons around somewhere but we won't know it
Ounce, ounce of what?!
Cocolate, coke, weed, brownies, laxatives, nuts?
good evening everyone
>That I d-do
I just don't see myself being happy, even if I had the chance I know I'll mess it up, I always do. And what if having a job and being loved doesn't make me happy? What then?
That's never going to happen
...close enough.
besides, the ones with the cat faces look more like tights.
hey miss dragon. sorry to have run off earlier. it's been a little crazy today.
be safe, friend.
I do about roughly 90% of the inpatient admission calls to insurance companies for the hospital. My director will also have a heart attack if I tell her I'd like to switch positions!
What do you think of konosuba S2 having only 10 eps?
No worries~
Eh? As dangerous as a feral kitten, I guess.
We always do, right~?
S-see you tomorrow!
Good n-news, everyone!
N-never!
D-do I have to come take y-you there personally?
TRAAESH