Has anyone here ever paid for a hooker?

Has anyone here ever paid for a hooker?

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does your mom count

yes countless times. normal fucking, blow job, handjob, fetish stuff, smelling feet of dominatrix, cumming on feet an shoes, getting spit on, getting pissedon, getting whipped and on 10/10

Once on holiday in Amsterdam

Yes because all women are whores

you paid for a handy?

yeah but be careful bruh, they all got diseases, shit man, if you've fucked four people they say you've already been exposed to herpes, these whores fuck 4 people before lunch ever day and suck of countless cocks. Go buy a whore but be sure you know what you're getting, just a fucked up crazy bitch with all kinds of aids and shit. where a fucking rubber and don't get your mouth anywhere near them

Yeah in USA and Mexico

They're all on drugs too

No, but they will say they did.

My fantasy is to go down on a hooker. Doubt I ever will, risky af.

yeah, only a tranny hooker though
8/10 would do again

dude, don't ever eat their boxes, don't kiss them, don't suck their nipples, don't get your face anywhere near that mangy hole,

What are the rates for prostitutes in the US? is it per hour or service?

Yep, top tier escorts in Tallinn - Estonia.
Worth every penny. Cost me a fortune but the women were 11/10. Bloody hell.

AIDS/HIV is something no straight guy needs to worry about contracting through sex.

catie.ca/en/pif/summer-2012/putting-number-it-risk-exposure-hiv

If you put your unprotected dick inside the vagina of a chick who has HIV, your chances of getting HIV are 0.04%. As in, 1 in 2500.

i do but mostly just for bjs

pic related: one of my regulars

Liar! I know OP's mom, she never charges

You are full of shit. I've fucked 75+ hookers/pros/escorts with and without condoms. No STDs, no pregnancies, no problems. About 25% did drugs and sometimes with me.

>My fantasy is to go down on a hooker.

Find an escort with good reviews, you shouldn't have a problem.

How does that work?

moar? does she suck cock like its her day job?

Paid 40 for a lapdance/cock out hand job, busted a nut all over the mirror in vip room.

damn, got any of those tits out?

You find a "date" service, the big major ones can be found easily. Just pick the woman you prefer.

Did, once, cute little asian number. Gotta say never felt risky for some reason. More than 5 years ago though.

How does a "date" cost? Like a top tier one?

Yes. I live in Edmonton. I have sex with my masseuse. She fucks bareback after the massage, and even takes facials. She lets me do as I please. pic related

I paid one night...
Found a lil 18 yr old rookie crackhead
I paid her to smoke crack while I licked her pussy
Then I fucked her up the ass...paid 100$ to her and about 250$ on the 2 8-balls of coke to cook up into rocks

>You are full of shit. I've fucked 75+ hookers/pros/escorts with and without condoms. No STDs, no pregnancies, no problems. About 25% did drugs and sometimes with me.

This tbh

I've fucked 109 escorts, 63 of which were bareback, 49 of which I creampied

The only thing I've ever caught was chlamydia, which I'm pretty sure I got from a """normal""" chick

Hookers don't fuck Chad after all

Bunch of times , from an island called curacao place called "campo alegre" biggest brothel with decent standards on the western hemesphere , open 24 hours u can walk around doing blow drinking and as long as you got 30 usd u can fuck a bitch they got viagra , they get you the blow , weed anything you want , nightclub in there too u sit around on sofas with bitches watching a strip show sniffin lines drinking a bottle of whiskey the place is honestly the shit , was a regular when i lived there ,b would fucking love the place they got a variety of colombian and dominican chicks of all body and face types like something for everyone , ive seen the sun set and done a "to - go line " chugged my whiskey soda and got in my car and driven home so many times i couldnt count if i had to this went on for years and yeah no d.u.i. laws there either so yeah nice island very low crime rate average income is decent , still got some gangsters around but not really the pick pocket kind more drug trafficking than anything but look the place up you wont regret it. And for a little peak look at a music video called "mi ta prefera bai campo-enmeris" thats pretty much the jist of it videos on youtube

Also it's worth noting that the treatment for Chlamydia is to take one pill, once, then it's gone

Seriously it's less annoying than the common cold

I live in Calgary. What MP?

A lot. We are talking 2k and more. I spent around 8k in three days hotel room included.

You can find hookers on POF. Look for the profiles with $$$$$ signs on them

I have multiple times, Some were amazing and some were shit.

One time I went to a brothel in Mexico and couldn't get my dick hard. I argued with the prostitute and cashier for a while and they wouldn't give me a refund. A few minutes went by and the cashier walked away for a minute so I reached over, opened the cash register and robbed the place.

must keep it a secret. as per her request

Trips check.
Fuck man you rich?

Yeah OP i fucking did, sigh..

>Be me
>18
>major virgin
>things fuck up with girl of my dreams
>i'm fucking useless with girls
>get home and am drunk as fuck
>feelingshit.jpg
>decide i wanna fuck a whore
>wake a whore up with my constant phone calls
>she agrees to see me
>when im in the room with her i have second thoughts
>say i want to leave, i've changed my mind
>tells me to relax, i've payed so might aswell do it
>makes me lay on bed
>puts on condom and starts sucking
>i have mixed feelings but ultimately am like okay i need to leave
>i ejaculate get up and am like i need to go, can i have some of the money back?

Worst fucking €50 i have ever spent.....

This is me. I got two hookers to suck my dick and one hooker that let me fuck her for 20 minutes.

$100 a session because I'm a chump

A ton of escorts. I've been texting one today to set up an appointment for my first day off next week. She's got an extensive "menu" and decent rates, shit is gonna be cash.

>Fuck man you rich?
Reasonably so yes.

she's great. lots of enthusiasm. i normally dont see girls more than once unless theyre good and sloppy

>The only thing I've ever caught was chlamydia, which I'm pretty sure I got from a """normal""" chick

I'm the previous poster. The only time I caught an STD (the clap) was from and fwb. Gave it to my wife, too. A minor inconvenience, just weird that I got it from a friend.

yeah, tijuana several times. $20 to fuck for 30 mins $5 for the room. Theres so many of them you'll find something of your taste. Pay $40 and you can go to the hong kong bar and get upgraded tier pussy/looks

Any tits or pussy shots

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all i got. i dont take pics with girls

hey It's me your brother

Escorts rule! Dumping now

Eh, fair enough. If you've got a good thing, don't fuck it up. I've had to apply that policy to some of the escorts I've seen too. Any greentext worthy adventures with her?

fifty pounds felt tits, blowjob and fuck in the bushes lol

while I'm here, any know any massage parlors/whorehouses in the los angeles or surronding area?

yup lots of times

running around like a moron trying to hookup every night in-between girlsfriends is lame af

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Fucking useless man. just kys.

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What are the rates usually like? For a girl like OP

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Anymore she's hot
And has a nice pussy

yup. Fucked her once after a massage. She took my dick all the way into her throat and made swallowing motions. It was awesome. I came in her mouth. She ended up puking it out, but apologized and asked if I wanted her to put the cum in her ass. She bent over, and let me pick the cum up off the ground a finger at a time and push it into her ass.

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Depends on the city. I'm in Canada, and Calgary (or Alberta in general) chicks are fuckloads more expensive than in Ontario or Quebec.

If you've ever "dated" a female, knowing that you're physically attracted to her, then subsequently spent ANY amount of money on dinner, a movie, drinks, flowers, etc. THEN you eventually had sex with her, THEN broke up - you have essentially paid for sex with a hooker.

>Has anyone ever taken a girl out on a date before sex?

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no it's highly illegal in florida

they do prostitution stings and then they post your face on the front page of the news websites

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Yes Op, plenty of times. On my way for one in a couple of mins

You rented a man pretending to be a woman.

I once paid an escort but smacked her on the side of the head very hard as I was getting dressed. Fucked her and kept my money. I tried to find where she kept hers but I wanted to be out of there before she came to again.

You sick fuck, shoving someone's puke up their ass. Not judjuing, just saying you're a sick fuck.

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my heart isn't healthy enough for sex

Fucking nice. The escort I've been texting to make plans with will be in town next week, and she's open minded enough to allow for a "direct deposit", so to speak, in her ass. You can bet I'm going to be taking her up on that one.

lol

if i was asked Id probably say yes... and then fuck her ass once i got it all in

Work at a homeless shelter. Know a fuckton of prostitutes. Gotten a ton of freebies for letting the girls break the rules (sneak drugs/alcohol inside, giving extra clothes, etc.). Only had to pay twice with one girl. Most of the girls don't stay there, just come for free clothes and food.

I'd like to but my dicks too small where I'd feel id probably get laughed at.

>Find an escort with good reviews, you shouldn't have a problem.
Really?

brb volunteering at homeless shelter.

pics?

Only escorts, never roadside girls.
Why go for low tier bitches when you can get women hotter than Scarlet Johansson?
Pay up plebs, it's worth it.

Anyone in here from Ottawa canada, been with this escort, looking for her nudes

this girl in calgary. little thick but amazing fuck.

go back to class Hisao

fact

More please if you have

Yeah I did one a few days after I broke up with one of my gfs.. This was in the UK.

Found a local agency online and called them up, the girl I wanted wasn't working so had to settle for some Colombian chick who was still pretty hot.. She got delivered to my place by some chav in a shitty little car who went to wait down the street for her to finish.. cont?

Bitch please hookers don't give a fuck. They have seen worse.

shit doesnt matter, they don't care they aren't there for themselves. Pay to bust a nut and dont worry

No phones allowed at work sadly. Always hook up while at work, not bringing them to my place or paying for a hotel. Cunts would just rob my place.

Don't volunteer here. Work there making 30$ an hour. Sweet gig.

Any pics of her nude

glorious kapital checking in
but have no idea who girl is

When I lived in Orlando I had a job driving escorts around. Easiest money I ever made and I never paid any taxes.

Asian massages a few times, always a happy ending.
After a bit of bartering/conversation with the old man who runs the place I get FS for 50$ now.

Most won't laugh directly at you m8, they'll make ya feel good as their getting paid to do so.
Took my one bud with a 4incher in who was worried about the same shit as you and he loved it.
Remember they prob deal with some of the most ugly motherfuckers in the city, as long as your of average appearance at worst then they don't give a fuck.

I'm seriously considering getting an escort for the first time in Canada. I'm 24, haven't had sex since I was 16. Anyone in a similar situation or have any advice?