Ask a guy who just lost his virginity anything

Ask a guy who just lost his virginity anything.

How was he?

black or white chick?

How big was he

How is your mum doing these days?

how small is your dick?

Did you lube your anus?

is your ass still bleeding?

Was he a kind and considerate lover?

White chick

About 5.5:((

How big was the strap on?

dad?

Did you swallow or spit?

Pics or it didnt happen

Did you use heat or ice to reduce the swelling of your anus?

Did the eurofag get raped by a refugee?

did you prepare with a buttplug or let him stretch and rip you to pieces?

How much was it?

That doesn't warrant being here.

Who came in whose ass first?

why would you let danny devito take your ass, virgin or no?

How does it feel knowing you just felt the best you can legally feel, that it's all downhill from here and it wasn't even that great?

so like 60 seconds from virgin to non-virgin?

i would

What was his name OP?

How old? Both parties.

oh buck the fuck up, your dick is about as big as mine. its nothing special, but it gets the job done.

my dick is about as big as your dick, and your dick is small, bucko.

if it spits goo, you could also be paying CS for 18 yrs. :coolstory:

Did it taste like a damn trout left out in the hot sun for a year?

did you use lube?