Girls are way too much work idk why I tried being a normie she says were having a nice conversation but I know she's...

girls are way too much work idk why I tried being a normie she says were having a nice conversation but I know she's lying

Holy shit you made so many mistakes, its a surprise that she even bother replying to you. She muist be some ugly wreck.

Is this a dubs get is what I say next thread?

Send her your dick

Jesus. This conversation was like planting a minefield then running back and forth through it.

Just say something like "Will you marry me?" and see where it goes

Op you are a complete failure i cant even imagine the other texts. Whats wrong with you, socially awkward motherfucker that spend too much time as a teen playing video games. thats whats wrong with you asshole. GOD DAMNIT OP YOUVE PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF

You got her on the ropes! Now reel her in!

I didn't think I was being socially awkward to be honest but I guess in retrospect I was pretty weird

Keep going. Let's see where this runaway train will wreck.

just ask to see her tits and be done with it

She just doesn't have a sense of humour either I mean look at this sue asked what my biggest fear was and I told her the Kool aid man and she didn't think it was funny. I mean that's funny right?

...

Why aren't you a comedian yet?

Send dick already. No going back m8

no

Ask her what her sexual fantasies are

Women like confidence.. you sound very insecure. I'm sure she finds that funny at least.

WinRAR. OP you gotta do it now, he got dubs.

Post a pic of her

Dude you're hilarious! Keep it up! If she stops texting move on to the next one

it wasnt funny, but even so i would have played along. she doesnt seem to have much of a personality

So when she asked if I was being serious I figured that she wanted me to be really serious so I was and I don't think she liked it

not really but also asking her to ask you a question is a big turn off

Oh fuck...this is amateurish.

OP, it is obvious by your texts with this girl that you don't have much experience. You pretended you were your pug to talk to her about something, and this text here used a low effort Family Guyish joke "Wouldn't it be scary if the Kool Aid man crashed into your living room? XDDD".

You've got a lot to learn. I used to do stuff like this (i.e. text a girl using medieval verbiage to impress her) and it was awful. You're not going to get good advice about what to do with this girl because she's likely already friendzoned you and no matter what you say you will likely not win this girl over. That's the vibe I'm getting from this.

that's like... a whole new level of fuck tbh

Also I'm on mobile and a newfag and I don't know how to reply to people

What does the bitch look like??

damn it gets worse
honestly op, just give up on this chick
btw girls mostly enjoy talking about themselves (everyone does), so just talk to them about things they're interested in and you'll be ok
things you think are cool... might be, but wait until you know for sure before you say it

Click on the number of the person you want to reply to. Also send a pic of her.

Imo you are being a little cringe but not overboard. She seems like a very serious person and a little negative. If she doesn't like the way you act she probably isn't gonna work out bud.

Tap their post number friendo

Ok I wasn't pretending to be a pug we were sending pics of dogs back and forth and you have a point with the Kool aid man bit I wasn't even thinking of family guy though but fair enough

You're doing good. I think she's just impressed with your honesty and how unique your fear is.

>this is amateurish
>you've got a lot to learn
>text a girl using medieval verbiage to impress her
>friendzone

friendzone doesn't exist dude. there is fuckzone and theres nozone, friendzone is a term betas use to describe the following situation:

"ive been really nice to a girl but she only wants me as a friend"
>realize that she never wanted you

This

Ok I wasn't pretending to be a pug we were sending pics of dogs back and forth not me pretending to be a dog and you have a point with the Kool aid man bit I wasn't even thinking of family guy though but fair enough

OP, just fuck escorts and focus on yourself. That's what I did, things are going relly well in all aspects of my life. Give it a try.

Fucking show her

Christ almighty OP


I was right

I would destroy dat ass like Palestinian Village. Lemme get a pick of your ta tas bby.

SHOW HER THE DICK

intelligent post user.

You just being too anxious just go for it. Dont think about or proclaim your awkwardness

Guys I'm funny I don't get why she doesn't see it

This

Anyone who thinks otherwise is oblivious.

Rerolling for this.

Alright OP, youve already blown this so lets make it hilarious.

First off, lets see some pics of this landwhale(obviously a landwhale since shes still attempting to carry this "conversation"

Then we turn this into a dubs picks thread

Also not going to post a pic of her

AUTISM

please

Fag

Single mom! And you just blocked yourself on that last text. Last point. Women don't have a sense of humor. Just talk about her until she sends you nudes. Post here.

OP is a fucking faggot

jesus christ you're sad

I haven't "blown it" and she is like a 7/10 at best. The only reason she's still talking to me is because she has social anxiety and depression and a kid and not many other guys talk to her.

What she say under the red

Nah op, you are having a perfectly fine friendly, platonic, completely non-sexual conversation.

I'm guessing its her kid's name

stop being a fag and post pics

I agree. The friendzone doesn't exist in the sense that your average beta portrays, but I'm using it liberally here as a category of "no-fucking-allowed". The friendzone as seen on le 9gag is definitely some bs lingo that faggots who can't get laid use to blame their woes on women instead of themselves.

Kids name prob

this.

Youre right. Youve completely fucked the pooch on this one. If you think not many other guys talk to her youre as naive as the baby daddy. That fuck trophy speaks wonders about how she puts out

OP!

This chick is into you. From a lot of your texts it is clear that you don't have good game, but this chick likes you, and she is overlooking a lot of your cringe texting. She literally invited you over to play with her dog. That's an in, bro. Get on that shit and make some moves in-person.

Nah not funny at all

fucking cuck

Also listen guys me and her have had some good talk between us like this so it's not like it's going nowhere

word

What do you even seek to get out of all this with her? Isn't it all a little pointless?

don't portray yourself as sad, next time you try to get pussy
pretend you're a fierce motherfucker so she unconsciously wants your genes

Say "do you wanna watch it with me :)"

Thanks fine fellow

this gotta be a fucking joke, take my advice, you're wasting your time here, wasting your life and you're self esteem while boosting hers with no reward, and she has a kid? fuckin cuckboy

She steered this conversation to Netflix? You haven't invited her over? Netflix and chill? Her kid can watch.

Oh yeah anime gets bitches super wet

SHE DOESNT GET ANY OF MY JOKES

stranger things was shite

you could call her

What a fucking train wreck. Send dick or something 4 lulz

Just ask her to come over

>like dying without the commitment

OP is makin me laugh at least.

Stop making jokes you fag. Girls only like talking about themselves. Who gives a shit what time you wake up. You should of asked her what her morning routine is like.

No way

Also she said she doesn't like dick pics

Half of your conversation has been about suicide and sadness, so how do you expect her to react when you say something like "Sleep is dying without the commitment". You've made the conversation half serious and half comical. Get some consistency in your tone. You can't blame her for not getting your humor when you are acting like the sad fucking clown.

Cut the bullshit, OP. Invite her over to your place to watch a movie, or go to her place to play with her dog. The invite pin is ready to be knocked over because it's been set up more than once in your convo. Quit pussyfooting around and say "Let's hang" already, jesus christ.

Its because your jokes fuckin suck!

That shits somewhat amusing on Sup Forums but youre obviously completely socially retarded. You fucked this up , now post her pics and say stupid shit like a teal fuckin Sup Forumsro!

Faggot

You're willing to say every autistic thing under the sun, but you won't ask her to come over?

I'm outta this cringe fest

This is not true. All the girls I've ever been with did like talking about themselves but that is just human nature. The girl just doesn't have a sense of humor or it isn't the same sense of humor as OP's.

this

jesus fucking christ OP she's throwing you all the bones she can and you're not even nibbling.

This made me giggle.

Your prolonging it longer then it needs to be, she wants you to ask her to Netflix and chill or just ask her to fuck. Trust me I did the same thing ur doing and she fucking someone else

Fake it until you make it. You gotta act like your man. Quit being a weirdo and say normal shit.

just be serious, its that easy, whats your biggest fear? idk probably dying, blah blah just tell the truth with her questions and stop trying to be a fucking comedian

The jokes about dying aren't funny and make you look sad.
I agree with user OP. She sounds like she for some reason likes your cringy self. Invite her over to watch one of shows you mentioned. Texting should almost always lead to plans

>you asked if I was suicidal and I asked about your least favorite amine

Holy shit how do you even have such a horrible conversation. This is why I prefer silence.

she could have at least said hahaha out of courtesy

Do you really think this autist can "make some moves"? Come on, this bitch must be desperate or Op is fuckin goregous. Or shes a slut.

you guys are failing to see the bigger picture, she has a child, which means she wants someone to look after her and her kid. this guy could talk about admiring serial killers and she'd behave the same. she wants his support.

Also this was like a few days ago and I'll post her reply if interested

You know.... thats a good point.


HIT IT AND QUIT IT OP!