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There

YAY

> men problems

Yay

I'm born in the year of the Cock!

>You do better!
That's not really a challenge.

I'm born in the year of the piggu

aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAA

Whatcha up to?

>That feel when you're gonna order a whole amazon box full of male sex toys in under a month

>That feel when the only safe place to have them delivered is where your sister lives

If she opens that package, lol....

I heard there'd be a strapon

maxin relaxin all cool daddy what about yooooou

u wot m9

All this talk of daddies and seeing who's more submissive, I'ma need u furfemboi sluts to drop your kiks for daddy

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I'm afraid that's entirely me, I don't have kik, I'm not a furry, and I am not male.

Can I see a pic of my potential daddy?

2/3 of this is believeable

She should learn to respect your privacy or push her down a hill llike when you were kids

Same, laying around nude

>has kik but doesn't need a daddy
Sorry

well it is all true belief it or not

pics please daddy

didnt get hacked, wewlado

I'm not daddy, I'm HunnBuns!!
And what do I get in return?

more lewds of me? Come on hunnybunny

>She should learn to respect your privacy

Not really her I'm worried about, it's the other people that live there. Won't go into detail, but ehh.

O WELL, hope for the best.

Not unless you're a filthy rich sugar daddy.

When I ordered my Bad-Dragon dildos, I told my family/roommates to not open them unless they want trama. And I'm not paying the mental hospital bill.

Non opened and handled with pure fear

I don't even want lewds, you just shared em since I did. So that playing card doesn't work missy!

um
I'll tell you that you're beautiful and other nice tings

Why do you want lewds of me? To fap to? I get it, you want to peg me but I'm not the one you should be asking.

lol you're overthinking this hunnybunny I don't wanna have sex with you
I just think oyu're a cutie

I just loaned a friend 100 dollars so she could pay an application fee on a house she wants to rent. I feel bad that I did that because I can't tell if I did it out of kindness or for a selfish reason.

I'M NOT A FREAKEN BUNNY
Why does everyone think I am!

I never said you were a bunny
you're hunnybunny it's a name you goon

Because you're as cute as one.

Still
Not a bunny
Just a Toyger with sweet hot juicy buns

A what?

I figure it'll go smooth, I'm not one to get really embarrassed over such things.

I'll tell em' it's something bland or something, kill all interest in opening it.

Might weird them out though, as I'm splurging on 1-3 day shipping. I've always been the kind of guy to take the 7-14 day shipping option ; ;

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1/3 Tiger 2/3 house cat
Google them

They are sooooooo cute!

That sounds better

Why you postin hfur in a gfur thread?

i do what i want

I've been wondering for a while but what is with these weird ass filenames?

Stop trying to steal my hunnibuns.

Ok
Just sayin

I am definitely not
snarfybear hug me

Always been tripped out over actually ordering such things, have read a few horror stories.

Worst one was a buddy of mine buying a few toys of BD and having his father unbox them before he got home. Dad was super religious and went off the DEEP END.

I had to hide his stuff in my closet for awhile, was super awkward.

Got some free money out of it, was happy.

hunnibuns do you actually play d3?

*Kisses your lips* MmmmmMWAH!

better?

:3

Why would anyone order anything like that all? Why spend money on it when there are such better things to purchase?

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Sexual desire.

It feels good to feel good, user.

I hugged his booty.

He does.

if you don't wanna kiss and lick balls like this, then get out

play it hardcorely or casual?

I don't like feeling good. Pleasure makes me feel guilty.

Casual.

pathetic

I'm on mobile
I can't see filenames

Yeah, I was lucky. Ma is Bi and told me to be gay since I was a kid. My pals hid at my place since she offered em home to other queers.
But one day she didn't think and opened a box full of my toys and Chance was on top.
She made my pals move the box and told me to not bleed out. Lol

Diablo 3? On PS4. My roommate got me a copy so we could play together. Can't wait to try out seasonal!
I own over 200 games I play
Metal Gear Solid V Phantom Pain mostly. Got 28% done it says. Working on that. Did a solid 32 hr run

Welp fuck you loser

Yes
If you want hfur, make a thread and I'll post some to get it going for you.
I just made this thread for gfur

>single player games
disgusting

I would love to worship someone from behind

I'm done with you

coffee cheetos chickeen

do i resubOw memes are weak too

if you want idc

also your stats sucked
what was your goal that you finished?

>I'm on mobile
>I can't see filenames
Well I guess that's probably what's doing it then.
I wonder what the significance of the "tmp_32380" is.
I tried googling it but it doesn't seem like all those results could be you alone so it's probably not device specific. That is unless you've been dicking around on Sup Forums and in milf threads.

this

but they changed the armor so it fucking sucks now, never playing again


yet

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>tmw you quit a game because they changed your 4bit armour

literally all about the aesthetics

It saves images by number of files on the phone.

do you have void gloves on in that picture

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They're all "tmp_32380" though.

The tmp means temporary. Its how some phones generate the filename when you save an image.

Post your boobies.

Even though I want to, I have issues finding a good test subject for such activity.

i think

Just resub and stop being a roleplayer

sd card is location of files
Samsung Galaxy S5 is to blame for oddness

Am user who was/is worried about having his lewd stuff mailed to him, surprised thread hasn't an hero'd yet

Anyone here from Canada?

Unfortunately not me
I'm in hell, and Snarf is in hell with me

I already told you I don't trust you with pics of me
otherwise I might

I'm on my phone, I don't really save pics.

rip

I',m from canada hi hello how are you darling

DO NOT TRUST

I just got over a ridiculous virus, was dehydrated so, so much. Other than that, doing just fine.

How are you?

Hunnibuns wants to see them.

I'm WONDERFAUL I have marijuana in my system so I am just lovely

Then he can ask himself.

Snarf wants to see em and using me to get them
He has a butt fetish so he peer pressures the guys to show em

Luuucky.

I'm gonna pick up some shatter soon enough, that shit is the bomb. Been sipping on some Russian standard + Sprite for now though.

Man I wish I could get sick and die.
Or like, unexpectedly run over by a truck.

gross vodka ew
get you some smooth canadian whiskey or some jagrmeister
drnink like a beast cmon don't let a little girl like me be a manlier drinker than you

I've come close to death twice, both were interesting.

First time I od'd on Oxy being stupid, second time I busted an artery in my throat due to a botched tonsillectomy. Drowning in blood is not fun.

I usually drink Dock 57 or Jamesons, but I'm all out.

D:

I've never had either of those

S H A M E

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But seriously. Dock 57 is disgusting. I'm a sucker for punishment.

Jamesons however, is fucking godly.

tfw you miss a shota thread

I'm a pussy
I only drink mix drinks
And Gin is my poison

should end it all tbh

stop being a BABY I hate it when people are less manly than me

You're not missing out on much, they're always filled with the same old pictures that have been posted hundreds of times already

R E A L

I don't wanna be manly
My grandpa beating me up and yelling to be manly made me hate myself for being a guy
So I'll stick to being a pussy