Ask me anything

Ask me anything.

Whats up?

Not much, just woke up, took a shower and a coffee. What about you?

Have you played Earthbound ?

What do you have in that cage?

I have not played Earthbound, however I have heard of it and seen some gameplay footage.

tits or gtfo

My pet.

D:

Don't be a faggot if you're going to start a thread like this. What kind of pet?

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Pet what?

A small rodent.
But you won't guess

do you gag on your dads cock?

is it bigger than yours?

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Get it out.
Show us.

When was the last time you used an umbrella?

I would but she would get fur all over my black longsleeve. Sorry, Dave.

Many moons ago.

is it a gerbil for your ass?

A rat? Jesus, dude. Just send some cute pictures of your mouse or whatever and stop blue balling everyone.

No, because I'm not Big Gay Al.

Nope and nope! Other small rodent. Hint: Lives in desert, not a degu but related.

Take off black longsleeve then.

does being edgy make up for not having a vagina?

No, because someone called me a dude so I'm turned off >:v

LOL. Thought you were a girl at first, but your a pale 12-year-old with "fuck you mom" hair.

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Well then you're no use to me at all.

are you small gay pete then?

Does being a stalker make up for being a stupid fucking idiot lardface `u`

no

It's gotta be a rat

Tits or gtfo

Sorry, user, too many stalkers in this thread.

It's not a rat :3

tranny triggered

mission completed

level up

How many suicide attempts you got so far?

Hold up, are you not a prepubescent boy? Either way, let me see your mouse.

Adams apple, visible shoulder blades and defined jaw with big hands

If you would lay down all the dicks end to end you've either sat on or inhaled, what would the distance they would cover be?
I'm shooting for a mile

That's the thing I don't want to get my shirt fuzzy.

Even if you win the retard olympics you're still a retard `u`

Underage b&
Fuck away back to 9gag kiddy

Yes, I am ultra rich.

someones first trap thread

This...I would like to know this

I come from Sup Forums.

show cock

I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be an AMA but you're dodging the questions. Are you a young boy or a girl who listens to Neutral Milk Hotel? Do you have a rabbit in that cage?

This

satanic trips

post your demon asshole

And ultra stupid it seems aswell.
I didn't ask about your finance status.

I listen to Tchaikovsky. It is not a rabbit.

Lewd!

Show us your tax bills

>he didn't get it
guys he didn't get it

NO THATS PRIVATE

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I am twenty one years old.
Ask Invisibro/

I'm 9 years old this lying game is pretty dank yo

>NO THATS PRIVATE
RUDE

The nutcracker is overrated. Is it a squirrel?

no you aren't you are 17 at most

Allright fuckwit, please elaborate

I bet that digit smells of ass

It is not a squirrel, but remotely resembles squirrel.

k

>mile of dicks
>rich
do i look rich, bitch?

It doesn't.

how old were you when you first realized you're gay?

did you roll 46 and win that squirrel?

I skimmed through the whole thread, but I still can't figure out if it's a feminine guy or a masculine girl.

how old were you when you first realized you are a repressed homosexual who subconsciously takes out his frustrations by implying other people in their own inefficacy `u`

too early then?

I know it! It's a marmot.

nope

so your answer is 12?

suck my dick fag `u`

post a pic of it

Okay, well I give the fuck up. And let's be frank, I'm the only one here asking you actual questions that don't involve your vagina. Can you at least tell me what you have as a pet?

you look like elliot rodger but more like a faggot

It is a chinchilla

Get a life, faggot youve been stalking me in every thread `u`

his vagina is his pooper

Cunt looks like a gayer younger leafy even has his fucking hand glued to his face
Just b& this cunt and get on with our lives

How does he like function in society? This faggot.

Nope, look like a fucking street rat to me. But rats fuck aswell.
So now that you hopefully finally understand my question, how many cocks have you forcefully jammed into that tiny waste of space you call a body.

How many times have you got burned on Tinder?

y u mad tho?

I'm not talking to you until you stop masturbating.

I don't use dating sites, I ask girls out IRL.

but get rejected and decide to point a gun at yourself and act edgy

kek
thinks theres only one guy

being this new

It's because the world is full of morons like you `u`
The sum of you is actually less than one person.

you first have to post dick and ass to get people to fap dude

This thread was made yesterday. Some fag just saved the photos and are trying his hardest to be yesterdays OP

I got my shit locked down before Tinder was really a thing, but I assume that I would ask girls to get a drink and then flake. I just assumed because of your age you were Tindering it up. I sure as fuck would be if I were in your shoes.

Fuck off, cunt.

how old were you when you started to want other men to suck your dick? faggot

She's not on Tinder, because she not a hoe smth

>other men
>dick
>faggot
GO AWAY GAYLORD

Didn't your dad tell you not to talk with your mouth full? Then again I wouldn't be suprised he left your gaping bitchmade ass when puperty hit that ogre looking face like an 18 wheeler.
God damn kids these days are near unfuckable

You gotta ignore the dipshits. Speaking to them in their tone doesn't really get anywhere. You're looking down a long road of pepe memes and why donald trump is the best. It's really not worth it.

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no u

he has a cum bib

Who put them on the planet even?

is her cock smaller than yours?

Moms who either hugged them too much or didn't hug them enough.

first time I've seen a guy whiteknight another guy. that's the gayest of the gayest. He's not going to let you suck his dick