Hey Sup Forums I fucked up, real bad

Hey Sup Forums I fucked up, real bad.

kek no one cares

Just kill yourself
Easy win

My mom caught me fucking my dog. What should I say Sup Forums?

where is the
> greentext

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Nigger what?

How did OP fuck up?

I didn't get dubs :(

Sorry OP no one walks away from that one. She will never look at you the same, and even if you kill yourself, youll always be the son that fucked his dog to her.
Id plea insaity, start a drug addiction, shave part of your head, tell your mom you need help, go away for a few months to an institution and for the love of God, treat fucking animals the same way you treat 22+22=44
DO IT IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT

ask if she wants to join you two. Win win

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so Sup Forums how was your day.

Blow yourself up. it's what you do, right?

Hell ye boi

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Tell Your mom that she's next.

It's your only option.

>tfw does not compute, bc you only fuck down, real good

Can I get some greenie for my weenie?

Dubs commands it, OP. Make us proud.

how about a greentext OP?