What you looking at loser?

>what you looking at loser?
wat do?

>Throw my PocketSpaghetti® to distract her
>run away

"no"

Certainly not you, cunt

what a qt tho

The shopping cart you stole you fucking degenerate

Suck my dick, you fucking trap!

is this THE antifafu?

>wat do?
Stop trying to pick up snooty grills in Target.

Your horrible posture, enjoy the neck pains later in life.

"What? Oh, nothing. Sorry, I was just staring into space. Also, fuck you. Don't be so presumptuous with people."

I'd buy her flowers, take her out somewhere nice, and spend the night having great sex under the stars.

faggot

Oh were you talking to me? Sorry I only listen to girls that are prettier than my dick

Do you like eggs?, you do?
>reach for the chloroform rag

Nigga it's cold outside. The fuck you doing having sex outdoors in March? Get indoors.

smash her head with a club and drag her into your mancave

Begin the shooting spree with her

>Ask if is a trap
>Be slightly disappointed regardless of answer

...

>"Your coffee."
> take her scalding hot coffee and chug entire cup without breaking eye contact
> hang empty cup from tip of erect penis
> moonwalk out of cafe

...

...

...

Not that 13 year old boy.

>unzips dick
>nods head towards the bathroom

>fail to stop myself from prejacking all inside my pants
>run away crying
>feel violated

that's fucking hot, moar?

trying to find some tits to stare at, but not having much luck

Apparently Theon Greyjoy in a wig

Your tits. Just kidding, you have none.

You sat down at the table I'm sitting at, what's your problem?

Tell her im a nazi and ask what the fuck she's gonna do about it

I know she got a dick but idc

She'd probably want your aryan cock in her jew cunt. Then again I'm a jew so what do I know lol.

jesus christ
MOAR

"Looking at you, obviously. You can't be THAT dumb, can you?"

Exactly as the scenario played out in my head

kek. She better eat the entire bowl