"Oh hey user didn't see you there.'

>"Oh hey user didn't see you there.'

>"Your door was unlocked last night so I crashed on your couch hope you don't mind."

wat do?

CALL 911, no nyggers in my home

Give her a bowl of black eggs.

Get the fuck out of my house

>kill the thing that broke into my property

A talking monkey is a pretty cool thing to have. keep it

Insert my penis into that lovely puss
Pull it out
Push it in again
Repeat until we are both mutually satisfied
Make bacon and eggs and sausages (if I have any)

She probably has aids

>turn 360 and walk away
turn 360 and walk away
>turn 360 and walk away
turn 360 and walk away
>turn 360 and walk away
turn 360 and walk away
>turn 360 and walk away
turn 360 and walk away

Are you idiot?

buttfuck it then keep it as a pet

with that attitude i think you'll be making breakfast for both of us

>Eggs, bacon and sausages
muh nigga

newfag

How new are you

spbs

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Out my house fucking nigger

Kick the black out of her and call the pigs for trespassing

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field nigger tried moving up

You Idiot are?

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I don't own a couch so i would be confused as fuck. It obviously isn't my house, who's bed did i just sleep in?

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p-pls just take what you want and go i d-d-don't want no trouble

Someone should call the police, she's clearly stealing the contents of that locker.

Throw up. Throw it out, violently.

>all these virgins saying get out nigger
Stop lying on the internet you losers. You would start stuttering and sperging out if a chick was naked in front of you.

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Ahah is the same direction!

This. I really don't understand why people feel the need to lie, on the internet of all places.

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>h-h-..hello m'lady
>can i perhaps make you an egg or two? maybe three?
*her attention is obtained*
>can you put some clothes on? ill be making the eggs
*she starts putting clothes on*
>HAHA I AM FROM THE KKK
*she sees me in a white blanket*
>"OH NO, nignognignog! im going to run!"
**unsheets the blanket from katana*
>>no running away now m'nignag
*SHING SHONG KLANG*
>Hehe, i only used 44% of my power in my first form ;)
*deposit the body in basement*
*starts pc to play some games*

>hit her till she lose it
>rape her
>put her in bag
>throw her from the window
>keep watching mlp

Right on... I enjoy a hot naked woman both in and outside of my house no matter what...white black brown yellow purple I'm down

Look 3 posts up.

Wow after reading that I'm convinced you never seen a naked woman in real life

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Phone up Georgie Z,

Stand my ground.

Fuck it in the asshole

call animal control

call 9/11

The fact you made this post shows you can't tell when people are joking or not.

Also known as autism.

That was an ambarrassing and awful joke. I gave That feeling when you're embarrassed for someone else. Don't ever joke again. Your autism comment solidifies you've never seen a woman naked.. thank you.

The only reasonable solution.

I'm not that guy and it wasn't a joke, just an observation.

omg did you even finish school? if you turn 360 degrees you are facing the same direction

hes right you overcompensating faggot end yourself

obvious bait for faggots
also checked

Shut up and post tight asses.

id smash.
Also morning b4 my morning pee so id smash for hours.

Pest*

Really? O.o

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Shit.

not if you moonwalk

fuck her and sell to slavery
>green text when not needed
you guys are pic rel
this