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Correlation between depression and intensity of ironic shitposting? edition

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meme?

Ugh, i HATE going through menopause

>Correlation between depression and intensity of ironic shitposting?

oh shit someone said it out loud

>not a USA IS WORLD BASEBALL CHAMPIONS edition

You and this thread are shit.

I've realized what's missing in my life. It's not a girlfriend, or a fulfilling career. It's purpose.

curly hair>wavy>straight

ponytail>braids>loose

why do they call it MENopause if men don't get it

Getting bullied at my job and I can't bully back because I never learned how to banter.

Bulgarian nationalism perhaps? Pro tip: everything will fall into place if you have purpose

stop please the truth hurts

BRB starting a WBC champion /cum/ thread because OP is an idiot.

because it's the pause before the women effectively become men

it comes from the portuguese manapaoj

which means "bitch gets hot flashes and get mean as fuck"

need a cure for jungle fever

Hey, don't open this.

s-stop

Genocide of subhumans perhaps?

ok

women can never become men

meet an actual african woman

Americans can't banter

Wanting to die is a really weird feeling. I don't even feel sad anymore. I just literally would be okay with death and on some days think it would be preferable.

There are no euros here, who's approval are you looking for?

kys

goodbye horses
I'm flying over you

The girl who liked me in junior high, but who I neglected because I was too afraid, is now a successful musician in a quartet that tours across the world.
The girl who liked me in high school, but who I neglected because I was too afraid, is now a co-founder of a hot tech startup in Vancouver that could be acquired for a ton of money soon.
The girl who liked me in undergrad, but who I neglected because I was too afraid, is now working in financial engineering for a large investment bank in New York.
The girl who liked me in law school, but who I neglected because I was too afraid, is now clerking for the Supreme Court.

And here I am. I've been on Sup Forums from junior high onwards. Nothing has changed. Maybe it was never meant to change. But I know one thing - I am not happy.

and they hold that against us

but since men will even fuck things that look like women (trannies and sex dolls) men can effectively become women

you've gotta provide status/value to be a man

>telling the uncomfortable truth is looking for approval

Love this meme.

Where do those americans come from anyway?

Everybody in the real thread.

Baron Roman Nikolai Maximilian von Ungern-Sternberg

Broken homes

stop spamming

theyre urbanites i assume

more connected to other urbanites around the world than to their countrymen

would have been more appropriate

Why can't you just wait for the next edition instead of creating a thread war

It's not like baseball is an important sport

thoughts on this vid??

youtube.com/watch?v=hY3ZWsr4ER0

given the time he might be asleep by the time that happens

>It's not like baseball is an important sport
>a fucking leaf

>girls being successful
terrible bait

My thoughts really depend on whether this man (Mexican) was in the United States or Mexico at the time of the recording of the video.

really makes me want to eat a huge burger right now

>women are more likely to be in college, have a job, and keep it through a recession

Uncomfortable truths #2

>eat a fuckload of junkfood
>call it a challenge

i'll watch this shit

someday when he dies of a heart attack his family will try to collect life insurance but they will reference this video as unreasonable risk to his coronary system and deny them their payout

He's no Shoenice.

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>boreball
Who gives a fuck dude, go shitpost on Sup Forums or something

>mod still hasn't deleted this thread

Roastie or pure waifu?

>ywn be boss hogg
just end it now

>men make more money
risk and reward babbie

>open thread
>browse
>waste entire day
>realize I cannot achieve fulfillment in life

At least you don't have diabetes

Truer words have never been spoken.
It's about time we embraced Nationalist Agrarianism.

God damn how is he not dead from doing that?

What? I'm a man.

My ancestors are smiling at me, user. Can you say the same?

It's Shoenice.

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is that a lot

Would you Crunch her Gear, /cum/?

There is no fulfillment in life
The poor man sits and does nothing
The rich man sits and does nothing
The wagecuck wants to do nothing

Worst thing of all is that you post from your phone.

he has crohn's so he doesn't even process it

the rights of simple christian farmers should be protected the same as indigenous peoples who want to hunter gather

both are lifestyles rapidly dying out in competition to the modern world, but both are as much a part of us as making fire and tools

Only if she puts some wasabi on her pussy

>Everclear

Holy fucking shit. That stuff literally evaporates on your lips it's so strong.

>tfw urbanite

someone, anyone, end this

He's going to need a liver transplant after downing that in one go.

Are you sick in the head

>realize there are secret agents everywhere on the internet
>realize they create very many accounts as fake persons
>then use these to gather info
>use these to manipulate people back into being decent citizens
>realize this is necessary because people are violent, senseless apes largely and need to be set straight for the betterment of all humanity

What's wrong with that? I do it all the time

Don't think so, otherwise half of us would have been contacted already

how absurd

do you really think we would waste valuable taxpayer money to spy on losers like you?

hick > urbanite > suburbanite
Suburbanites live a terrible and confusing lifestyle that falls between the urbanite and the hick. An environment that isn't entirely lacking, but not entirely sufficient. If civilization were to collapse the suburbanites would be the first species to go extinct because they're too desperate -- hence why they become wagecucks -- on their """peers"""

It was all released in the Snowden leak. This is a fact, except it is illegal for the US government to do this for US citizens. The US does do it everywhere else though.

In the UK, the government does this to its own citizens.

They find troubled, at risk individuals and prevent them from being radicalized or doing bad things.
Not like me

People pay a lot of money to be a suburbanite and escape those other two

watching anime with men in their mid-twenties

always want to hit people who say things like "meme" and "normie" in public

Real comfy hours

Night y'all

mm. kacey hill is quite sexy, enough that I would f*ck the life out of her, quite literally, even if I had to kill her to rape her, you know ya boi would

People say those in real life?

Goals in life
>1. Own a house
>2. Have a loving wife
>3. Have three kids, at least one son
>4. Achieve inner peace and happiness with mediocrity

Goals completed
>1.

Googled her and surprised to find that she was not born a boy.

yeah, redditors

her pussy is probably ugly though. it must smell like bologna with grotty blue cheese gushing out every time a cock's withdrawn. she kind of seems like a stuck-up bitch, might have let the modeling career get to her head. she might need to get her ass handed to her once or twice before a cock was forced into her and she could grin and bear with the fact that she's getting ravaged.

my 16 year old brother called me a normie for saying john cena was not a meme

put
some
wasabi on it

you should've banned him

only gay fruity n*ggers smoke turquoise

If your state isn't 100% blue then it sucks.

>liquor time is 2:30

degenerate

>go to neighboring county
>buy booze
>bring it home
Or
>make your own booze
>trade it for gunz and shit

both are perfectly legal

this is what I listend when i take dmt
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>i take dmt

...

>mfw mostly live in the most yellow and red states
>mfw I don't drink

>using adblock instead of ublock origin

this is what I listen to when I smoke kratom and psilocybin
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Pals...

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Suppose Islam did somehow take over the world
Would it eventually secularize anyway like Christianity has?

>Eyyyy, bwatty bwoy
>Ya long god as come to take hi due

What do you do in this situation, trapfags?