>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do
Wake up
Masturbate furiously like any sane person
an hero
Obviously
>call insurance agency of sudden change
>go back to sleep
"Fuck im a monkey now"
Wear paper bag on head while masturbating in front of mirror. Go full out dyke afterwards.
Remain pure for my future husband.
Finally touch a boob
kek
Find a gut to support me. Glad I no longer have to work.
slut myself down
*guy
Asking myself since when im not living in my moms basement anymore
check if my sister has grown a penis
>Touch boobs for a while
>Get bored
>Realize inferiority
>Commit suicide
pic related
all day every day
fag
Yes! All white pussy should be given to black men! That's all it's good for anyway.
how would having heterosexual intercourse make me a fag?
kek
Because you're not actually a chick, just admit you want to fuck niggers, it's ok, they need some use.
Go back to sleep
Test out my new body.
Immediately start masturbating after freaking out.
buy a dog
cry tears of joy
start living life like in the body I always wanted
First this...
Then try and find hot chicks to lez out with
Weirdos
>make instagram account
>make twitch account
>set up donations
>become millionaire on thirsty chumps donations
>not fingerblasting one another with more force than nagasaki
WHYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!
>best looking face
>worst ass
Life is sad.
Get a new, non-magical mirror. Sell magical mirror.
Start streaming on twitch and make a fucking fortune. You kids are thinking small time.
become a stripper
Go in the kitchen and make sandwiches.
Step through and fuck her