Wake up

>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do

Masturbate furiously like any sane person

an hero

Obviously

>call insurance agency of sudden change
>go back to sleep

"Fuck im a monkey now"
Wear paper bag on head while masturbating in front of mirror. Go full out dyke afterwards.

Remain pure for my future husband.

Finally touch a boob

kek

Find a gut to support me. Glad I no longer have to work.

slut myself down

*guy

Asking myself since when im not living in my moms basement anymore

check if my sister has grown a penis

>Touch boobs for a while
>Get bored
>Realize inferiority
>Commit suicide

pic related

all day every day

fag

Yes! All white pussy should be given to black men! That's all it's good for anyway.

how would having heterosexual intercourse make me a fag?

kek

Because you're not actually a chick, just admit you want to fuck niggers, it's ok, they need some use.

Go back to sleep

Test out my new body.

Immediately start masturbating after freaking out.

buy a dog

cry tears of joy
start living life like in the body I always wanted

First this...

Then try and find hot chicks to lez out with

Weirdos

>make instagram account
>make twitch account
>set up donations
>become millionaire on thirsty chumps donations

>not fingerblasting one another with more force than nagasaki

WHYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!

>best looking face
>worst ass

Life is sad.

Get a new, non-magical mirror. Sell magical mirror.

Start streaming on twitch and make a fucking fortune. You kids are thinking small time.

become a stripper

Go in the kitchen and make sandwiches.

Step through and fuck her