Nofap is the best thing ever and anyone who claims otherwise is a weak bastard...

Nofap is the best thing ever and anyone who claims otherwise is a weak bastard. I've been doing it for just 4 weeks and I've already gotten my ass of the PC chair and signed up for the gym, asked out a girl like it was nothing and got a yes thanks to increased confidence, made progress on all of my previously long-untouched projects...

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Good job OP.
I found not watching porn helps even more that not fapping.

just kill yourself

The problem with this is that you get wet dreams and cum all over your bed sheets and then have to get up all messy and clean everything.

I get it.
I've tried.
But I can't focus on nothing but sex after 3 days.
So I have to fap to be calm again.

I did this at the beginning, it's true that it's much easier and has a great payoff, fapping once every two weeks max without any porn already makes a change, but a full reboot gets you to a whole new level, it's amazing.

Just a few months ago I was a fucking adict, went into /gif/ everyday and opened 4 or 5 tabs, usually an X-Change one being always there, now I can get into Sup Forums daily without fapping

Try giving up porn first, then start doing less and less over time, if you can reduce it to once a week in a couple of months that'd be a great start

>anyone who claims otherwise is a weak bastard.
Bulletproof logic
>signed up for the gym
You are paying for something you can do for free...
>asked out a girl like it was nothing
That's because asking out a woman isn't much of an achievement to being with...
Looking at all the naive bullshit you wrote you are either a dumb kid or just baiting

Nice work OP.

I'm on my first hour of Nofap and I'm already seeing the benefits you describe!

Holy shit.. what I wouldn't give to be able to slap those big titties around between sucking on them. HRRRNNNNGGG

Wow congrats, those are all things normal people do anyways while also having the privilege to beat off once in a while. You sound young.

Honestly, It's so freeing to not be controlled by the evils of porn any longer.

I fucking hate when this happens.

I've honestly never had this happen to me before. Is this something nofappers look forward to? Like a cheat day?

Dear lord, who is this woman?

Milena Velba, I think

>shilling a reddit placebo cult

fuck off nigger

Yup, officially retired this year as well, I think. So my Nofap trial couldn't have started at a better time.

Wow op, that's incredible!

Except that I started lifting, had gf's and such years ago while still jerking it once in a while so I guess it's cool that you needed to strictly control activities in your life to do what plenty have done without that level of self policing.

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nobody older than 13 gets wet dreams

listen up you milenial manlets.
you will lose your sexual urges when you grow older. fap as long as you can, because if you hit 40 its gone and you will just have your dick to piss and the occasional sex with your wife to proove your still alive

>nobody older than 13 doesn't jack off

Sauce

The fact you think your autism is cured because you stopped jacking off is weak... Extremely weak... And pretty pathetic.

Most adults can still be functioning human beings after masturbation.

wrong

Spotted the 14 year old who is going to be ass raped by reality.

Enjoy the ignorant bliss while you can.

Taking Lexipro, so I can stay hard and fap for ages, but not cum. It fucking sucks. Fuck no fap. My life is worse after 2 weeks of no release.

I'm in my 50s and fucking more than ever poorfag.

I fap at least twice daily, have done so for the last 15 year. I've also had 28 sexual partners, multiple long term GFs, a successful job with the government and bought a house at 25.

Tldr. Fuck nofap. It's a placebo.

What is truly the point. Ive stopped for 2 days, but know I will jerk off to porn again.

lel

If putting your dick in your hand turns you into a pussy, you are a beta faggot unfit for existence.

There have been studies that show that men who ejaculate at least once a day have a noticeably lower rate of prostate cancer. Enjoy.

Haven't you been following along? I no longer indulge in this degenerate celebration of carnal flesh.

>also, Milena Velba - Cheesy. Don't know if it's hard to find, I actually paid this big tittied semen-demon for for her vids (I know).

I don't understand nofap.. so if you are married are you supposed to not have sex for the same benefits?

It's a meme you dip

so jerking off is really great is what youre saying?

>4 weeks
Just wait, you will relapse and binge eventually. I hope you take my advice right now to heart: tell yourself you will never ever watch porn again (not once).

Good luck and your journey will bring you success.

- A recovering addict

Sure, that's the point. Placebo effect might be a self-fulfilling prophecy, for example if you start believing your life is going in the right direction, it might actually push you out of inaction, thus actually making a positive change.

If you don't have sex, I think fapping is a much healthier solution (physiologically and mentally) than doing nofap.

What I do believe though is that masturbation to porn is a very unhealthy habit, an addiction. There's a strong case for porn-induced erectile dysfunction, meaning you can't get it up with a lady because your brain is expecting much more stimulus from 20 opened tabs, with things that you're not going to get from a normal girl (perfect bodies, acrobatic positions, all kinds of fetishes fulfilled).

It happened to me, I was addicted and anything milder than a rough throat fucking wouldn't even get me a semi.

hey OP, don't fall into the opposite trap tho.
Remember that to cum is very important

Never had these issues. Maybe the problem is not the fapping, the problem is that you're a faggot.

I thought that no fapping makes more free testosterone in you, which makes you bald?
Can someone confirm?

Exactly, this is the kind of motivation we all need to become saner human beans.

No.. it's a real thing.. with reddit groups and such dedicated to it.

Haven't fapped for three weeks.
Nothing changed except having a little more time for other stuff.

bullshit
You still find ways to waste time.

Can someone confirm?

I've tried. Literally can't.

After a day, I'm jerking off in the bathroom at work because I can't think of anything else but sex.

i tried and i lasted 2 and a half days, im just too crazy for daddies :(

2 years no fap i became a god

Can confirm, someone on the internet told me. Maybe check the health professionals at /fit just to be extra sure.

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Someone needs to call mythbusters

No fap=increase risk of prostate cancer

No porn=god tier.

Does this nofap thing really work?
I fap 2-3 times a day and I'm wondering if it'll my anxiety better or worse

same, i orgasm like 3 times a day and im wondering if its really worth torturing myself

>Op didn't fap for a month
>realizs nothing changed
>gets mad
>goes on Sup Forums
"no fap month is great"

It's like giving up drugs - it's a good idea because they feel fucking amazing once you relapse.

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It would be a huge commitment for me, then
I went to rehab for 2 years and relapsed the night I got out of there

>2017
>still wanting a female
My left hand is all the variety I need. Why should I waste my time on another human that I only pretend to care about?

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I go to sleep earlier now.

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That's even sadder, go do shit 50 year olds are supposed to do

Confirmed. I'm 40 and I can still crank out 3 on a Saturday like it ain't no thing.

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>sex is sad
hang yourself in your closet

he's so cute

Oh it's definitely worth it. I'm already starting notice an increase IQ, and height, as well as much harder erections (I just walk around with a boner...since nofap... and no gf). It will truly change your life.

Pls visit the subreddit to read real and true testimonials and your baseless skepticism will surely fade away.

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I never got one until I was 27, first and only one ever

Interesting question. I've only ever had two wet dreams my whole life, but I don't think I've ever gone more than a day or two without an orgasm since I was five years old and I'm in my thirties. Considering no-fap.

I felt a drop in urges yeah but I still feel like nailing every new college girl that comes through our lab

Most people take a hit to their sex drive yes but it's not that drastic, you probably got fat and unhealthy as fuck tho as well, don't blame age

This is a whole new level of dumb, not even joking

Yeah I'm on effexor, can't attest, but you're like a stud in the bedroom because it takes so long they go over and over. The downside is having to fake an orgasm a couple times just because you want to be done and go to sleep, I know how so many women feel now lol

>buying
28 isn't that much as well dude

>You sound young.
>le superior meme

i hate when u get a stiffer and you dont want to jerk off but it wont go away for awhile

Did it twice for a month and didn't felt an improvement. How long does usually it take?

Is it fapping that is the problem or is it porn? Cause if I fuck my wife whenever I feel horny is that any different than fapping whenever I feel horny?

depends on how healthy you are n genetics. u prob dont work out or eat good ur whole life

fucking cucks.........

its more or less about cumming or having that pleasure of sorts

what you piss barehanded?

I'm on day 25 and so far girls have been staring at me/chasing me!

Ivd been desperatly trying to no fap for 6 months failing most times around a week.

So leading up to the eekend i dont fap so if I fuck a girl i have a huge load ready...and sex feels like 30 imes better