Haven't fucked a girl since 2 years ago

>haven't fucked a girl since 2 years ago
>the first time my housemate goes to a bar after breaking up with his gf, he picks up a chickn then goes to her house and has sex

What the fuck is up with normies? How do they do it?

stop making these threads

Why do you insist on making all Canadian posters look autistic?

You don't need to be a normie to fuck girls though

>be me, open carry weaponized autism
>good at engineering, provide assistance to beer taps at bars so usually work night shifts at this same bar that pays really well
>girls try to talk to me but being autismo I just ignore them and keep to maintenance duty
>this one girl keeps coming back week after week and one day asks me if she can buy me a beer
>say yes just so she stops bothering me
>we end up drinking a lot
>fuck her w/o protection
>go to doctor 3 months later, luckily no STDS
>the end

>things that never happened

>haven't fucked a girl since 2 years ago
>What the fuck is up with normies?
kys

Should I stop drinking? I think my problem is that I come off as a drunk idiot when I talk to girls at bars because once I start drinking I can't control myself.

I don't do that

this

some people just don't know how good they have it

>Not being a complete loser means you have it good

really setting the bar low huh

living in an age of hookup apps.. get to it

Too ugly for that

this isn't exactly normalfag central if you haven't guessed

>complaining about not getting chicks IRL
>Live in countries where this a common thing

You all can kys. At least you have the chance to meet girls who wasn't sex. Smh

give your face the fullest potential it can get, then try again, or just lower your standard if you must

I don't even match with fat chicks, how much lower can they get?

Probably yes, that sounds desperate and women don't like insecure men.

feel free to believe that if it helps you sleep at night.

>he picks up a chickn then goes to her house and has sex

Is chicken-fucking considered an appropriate sexual activity in Canada?

gerontophilia.... if you must

>What the fuck is up with normies?
You are a normalfag.
Fuck off.

You can fuck off too.

STFU GAY FAGGOT

try /r9k/ loser

yo dude its easy
You truly have to become one with the phrase fake it until you make it. I have masturbated with just those words in my mind 100's of times. And meditated on the subject 10s of times. Once you are truly comfortable with the thought of being a fake human being you can be real with yourself and you will begin to become what you want yourself to be.

trust me, even if you were in the west, nobody wants to fuck a paki

KFC chickens always make girls thirsty

Take your drugged ass and your theory and fuck off. Thus world isn't all happy go lucky for all of us.

This is what a fucking normalfag sounds like.

Try r9k

>No one wants to fuck a paki

Implying Paki's actually want to fuck you either lol