Ask a man who is 28, had sex with over 185 women, never contracted an STD nor impregnated a woman anything!

Ask a man who is 28, had sex with over 185 women, never contracted an STD nor impregnated a woman anything!

PS Ill share pics of each women I've fucked for each question I get. No nudes though :/

Your gf sent me this pic of her

Infertile beta male/condom using beta male fucking fatties and prostitutes

Sex tips?

what was the most taboo sex you had?

worst experience?

1) How many whores?

2) What kind girls they have mostly been, personality-wise? Also, describe yourself and what they were attracted to.

3) Where do you find them? Bars? Tinder? Etc.

Nice trips, and you do realize this guy is making shit up right?

>making shit up right?

Could be but there are people who fuck a lot, too.

I've always wondered what kind of mix of personality, luck, environment, attitudes etc. it is.

How vain are you that you kept count up to 185?

Oral first unless she says otherwise, ALWAYS make her orgasm, be direct to get laid don't lead on or be a bitch about it.

Fucked the sister of my sister. Not step sister mind you, just my mom had a child with another man, my sexual partner.

My sisters sister has daddy issues though, I fucked her like a 2 dollar whore, came in her.

>had sex with over 185 women
>over 185 women
>over 185
186, 187, 188, or 189?

What about penis in vagina tips, you know techniques, etc?

My ex from four years ago, very into alot of shit sexually BUUUUUT stiff as a board. Ugh. Id rather jackoff then fuck her again

so you fucked your half sister? Well 90% sure you are just a troll

>Ask a virgin autist that's saved sfw images of over 185 women, never contracted a virus nor actually knows any of them, anything!
Pro tip; this isn't reddit, nobody cares
Protip 2: Nobody believes you.
Protip 3: nudes or get the fuck out, it's really that simple.

How many dicks did you suck along the way?

What state are you from?

1. Idk about whores. I've fucked 2 porn stars though

2. Usually sane, when I moved from my homestate theres a bar next to me that was easy to pick up 30 something divorcees. Usually in my younger days I would use myspace alot. I fucked a SHIT TON of high school chicks I graduated with. Then evolved to POF, OKC and craigslist. Craigslist is super easy and safe. Never EVER catfished.

I was a hefty guy 18-20, slimmed fown 21-23 but had a large head for a small body, gained my weight back with muscle but still overweight. Women like being direct with t hem about sex and dirty talking. No beating around the bush. Never led a woman on in my life. They also liked my THICK cock lol

Its a mixture of alot. In my adult life, I have gone at most 2 months without sex. It's an addiction but I am so desensitized that it is fine.

Yeah but, how does one eat out a women? What's the go to-always works tip?

I truthfully lost count. I know it's more than 180 for sure.

Clit, clit clit. Always. It works 1000% of the time. Always ask how she wants it too

>never contracted an STD

seriously doubt this one

these are some really ugly women op

my last known number was 109, idk how many since. 185 is a lot.

How much did you pay?

Not a penny!

Hey OP,

>live with parents, rents to high to move out
>am fat Because parents are fat, and they won't let me lose weight, cause I'm "starving myself" and that means I'll get kicked out

Is there hope for me/wat do

Dead serious, clean as a whistle! It's crazy I know, but got tested for everything in December and clean as hell!

just keep a basic rythm, and vary speeds every few minutes. Its really not that hard. While p in v make sure youre touching everything. Her sides, thighs, her ass. Maybe run your hand around her throat lightly before kissing her neck. Make it fuckin sexy and it doesn't totally matter your size. But also dont be tiny. also not OP

Craigslist all day

also a little bit of inside too.

Thats how it goes, you fuck a lot of girls who arent top shelf, but its still getting laid. If youre having a slow night go for just over bottom of the barrel, guaranteed every time to get one leaving with you close to the end of the night.

Its not rocket science. Women like to be touched, just youll ready their intersts as you go along

Also, Im dead serious about 185+ Im not a perfect 10 but its EASy to get laid

Yeah but
>can't fuck at my place
>car is fucking small

Where we gon fuck?

Also
>craigslist is gonna get you STDS and or crazy bitches

I went back to my hometown, on tinder, chicks back home are all about God and shit, got kinda desperate. Met the chick who I just put a pic of in this comment. Nothing special, fat, whatever. Was a fun fuck.

Their place, travel to them.

You have better chance of getting STDs or crazy bitches at a bar. On Craigslist women are like you, horny, thats it. POF and OKC is full of CRAZY bitches

this shows just how beta you are

It's a simple science. If you just tell a girl you jus tmet online that you wanna eat her out, you have her in the palm of your hand.

How does one go about getting laid on craigslist? Teach me all you know OP

1. Put your age, wieght class, height, where you're at in l ife and other things that make you redeemable. I don't smoke, drink, have kids, never married, I have my own apartment and car. Therefore I can host AND travel.

2. Say you want to make it all about them, that you love to give oral or whatever. Say you last a long time,etc.. You can fabricate the truth here.

3. ALWAYS put a picture of your cock. Always. Put your kik too for easy access. WARNING: You'll get closet gay men contacting you but weed those out and it is WORTH it!

4. If you live with roommates or parents, you don't have to say you do. If you don't have a car, WHICH I DIDNT in college, don't say you don't. Before I moved to the state I am in, I fucked 75ish women and never EVER owned a car and I lived with parents will I was 20 and with roomies till I was 24.

I don't think this would work if you were a manlet or a skelly

>OKC
Okay Cupid?

>POF
?

Right now I'm 6 foot 1, 250 lbs, cock is about 7 inches butT THICK as as wide as an iphone 6.

I work in an office OP. Got this really nice short stack milf there, who I would love to bed. Don't know if she's married or not, doesn't interact with me a lot.

Any tips? Is it even worth trying?

Plenty of Fish

Ive had more luck fucking chicks on those sites than dating them. Dating a chick that goes to free sites like that is like expecting to lose weight at a free gym with no gym equipment and all they serve is chili dogs

>250lbs
There you go.

Don't shit where you eat. I fucked all my ex coworkers, ex high school chicks, etc AFTER I left. Don't want the drama man. Trust me.

whats the success rate

It's a living! Chicks don't want a skinny asshole.

Easily low, but you don't miss the shots you don't take. Gotta go balls deep in it.

ITT: The hero of all neckbeards posts pictures of fat Mexicans he has violated

Damn, it's good advice but can't say I'm disapointed.

Thanks OP

Fucking ham parade

How do I build self confidence sexually OP?

>kinda fat, look like I have downs
>5 inch pencil dick
>never had sex before
>never eaten a women out before
>literally have idea how to kiss
>don't know the motions to go through
>I want to die

I know coworkers that fuck each other and are alcoholics and miserable. Fucking for fun and for career advancement. Full time jobs do that to you but fuck it, I never did and I'm proud of it.

i think he very poorly tried to describe the half sister of his half sister

The real lesson of this thread is that it's easy to fuck fat, old, or ugly chicks. Normal people know this, but some of us require above average fuckdolls in order to have a good time.

I shave every three weeks, don't like pubes growing on my face

Fat Mexicans that embrace it are the best partners like this one...

Does she resemble your mother? Do you?

Then that is a psychological issue. I've fucked 10s that performed like 2 and 5's that performed like 10s.

Would you say that Mexican pussy is spicier than other pussy?

No No No. She has ZERO biological relation to me. Just my mom fucked around and fucked a guy. Said guy ALREADY had a kid as it is and was my age.

I understand, and I would like to acknowledge that not all of the women you're posting are pigs.

Only BBW pussy. I LOVE BBWs. Skinny chicks give me bone bruises and bland. This chick a good example

You say it's easy but it isn't so ready unless you're big.

when did you realize you were sterile?

I like fucking BIG women though. Not primarily but 30% were BIG.

I'm not but my sperm is a egg destroyer. This chick here though, I MAY have impregnated her but she went back to ex. unconfirmed

Yeah, so I guess I wont. Sucks though cause she's got this amazing ass and her hips sway in all the right places.

Sex with over 185 girls or girls that way over 185lbs?

OVer 185 girls and I like bbws so yeah! Like this chick. She is FAT. Fucked her when she was skinny AND fat!!

how did you do it?

whats the secret?

>had sex with over 185 women
>never impregnated a woman

have you been tested to see if you're impotent yet?

I've met over half my partners online. Easily. Do NOT pay for sex. I never have nor won't

This one's hot

please shut the fuck up

I did this to a girl and didnt get laid

Fucked her, was average. She had alot of baggage, didn't see me as a boyfriend. Months later gets knocked up by some guy. LOL

so whats your game, how do you get from A to B.. from meeting to sex?

It's how you say and approach it. You cannot expect to bat 1.000

Good job jumping on all those grenades, you're doing God's work. These women are mostly hideous.

I met the chick on this picture from POF a few days ago. Within hours we were sexting. She's not the best looking but had a HUGE ass. It's just reading the person well and kow how to ask the right questions and flirt. Remember, ALWAYS remember, if they reject you, they aren't doing it in public.

Why don't you have nudes of them?
You must be pretty shit
I have loads of nudes of chicks I've fucked.
You suck bro

Moar!

Why u such fggt

Nudes don't do shit for me. I don't even ask for them. Loses the flavor for me too. Makes it easy and unattractive and looks like they have issues.

I think the reason you never got an STD is that no one else has ever fucked these beasts.

Also, I think their hdl and ldl prevent them from carrying a fertilized egg.

Does plent of fish cost money? Cause all those shitty sites do

Pff whatever.

It's FREE!!!! LOL

Nah but u gotta fill in a million pages of questions so your psyche gets the right matches. I don't want to hook up with other mental state. Just show me the fitties

With my experiences, fit women don't clean their pussy. Tinder is a wild card. The spectrum is whack on Tinder. Ive smashed not many from it.

These look like women from either Phoenix or Albuquerque. Am I correct?

So how do you make it clear that you only want sex, cause I would think that deters a lot of women

Neither

Alright OP making a POF account now.
Guide me through it.

It's EASY if you meet em online cause rejection happens and you just wont get [hased, flirt, talk and mention slyly that youre in th emood or whatever.

I literally would tell women Id push them against the door, bite their ear, kiss their neck, and then go down on them right there and it works. No joke.

You have to feel it out though

I literally copy and paste "Hi there, you're very [Compliment]" and roll with it. Get to know them a bit, be flirty, when they give you their kik/phone number you can delve a bit deeper