Alright Sup Forums so I'll have access to my girlfriend's phone this weekend while she is asleep...

Alright Sup Forums so I'll have access to my girlfriend's phone this weekend while she is asleep. Out of suspicion I want to put a keylogger or something on her phone, to keep track of her activity and send it to me, any advice?

Pic related, is my girlfriend.

P.S. yes she is wearing a cow onesie. Deal with it.

My advice is get some confidence in your relationship or fuckin break up with her because you're definitely gonna let your insecurity fuck that up

If you don't trust her, why are you with her?

Hah, what a betafag. If you can't have your bird do whatever she wants on her phone then ya'll just need to break up. And give me her number.

Shut the fuck up you don't know shit.

Lol you're a fucking dipshit, sort out the relationship or dump her.

Nah son she can do what she wants, she just can't lie to me about the shit.

>asks for advice
>receives advice
>"Shut the fuck up you don't know shit."

kek

What do you suspect her of?

That's what I'm trying to do dumbass.

What a jealous cunt.

Trying to sort out the relationship by keylogging her phone? Nice one. Real smooth.

Why would I be jealous of an insecure relationship?

I say post a pic of her front/face so I can cum to her

She hangs out with her ex fiance. Most of her friends are guys. She tells me she is innocent but I know they all want a piece of her.

Post some nudes of her and than we will let you know, she has a really nice ass and fuck able

>confimed cuckold

I've seen this exact situation play out over 10 times. Every single time she is fucking or sucking at least one of them. She is confident in your cuckold syndrome.

Don't have too many. No face.

Is her name Amber? Cause if it is, I am the ex fiance.

I don't doubt it, just tell me how to get proof god dammit.

nice dubs big man

So does anyone have a good keylogger, or rat or whatever, i'm also interested ?

As lovely as that would be, no, it's not.

Key logger won't reverse the gallons of other guy's cum from her tummy, ass, and pussy.

I don't give a fuck about that part, fag, I just need proof of the shit.

More please, don't need face, any pussy shots

m8, the relationship sounds pretty fucked already

what proof would you end up seeing, as well? you might read her saying things like "fuck, you're so much better than OP he's so shit in bed".

just dump her and be done with it. i've been there, dude, and it sucks but the relationship is fucking doomed.

β β β β β β β
fag fag fag fag fag fag fag

Try google.
Maybe they can help you, you little shit-cuck.

This man is not a cuck.
Learn from him OP
this is what separates us from the cucks.
What next?
>i...i..I need more proof!
>b.bb...baby?..
>ca...can. I watch?

Let's say he is a cuck, nobody willing to help him fulfill his fantasy ?

Exactly.
-OP

I'd be happy to fuck him in the mouth while his girlfriend fucks him in the ass with a strap on like the βfag he is.

So you really are a cuck...
Just dog her out on Craigslist

hahahaha you are a fucking moron if you think shes not getting boinked