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Crushed like the bugs they are edition

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Business idea: shop

business idea: put something in the water that makes the FROGS GAY

that'll be all from you hans

>cure
Exclusive homosexuality isn't an illness, just like you aren't trying to cure left-handedness, you mongs.

>google London attacks
>only sources are bbc, the guardian and other cuck news sources

LOOK, GUYS, I SAID KEK AGAIN

AM I COOL YET? HAHAHAHA :DDDDDDD

In the future people will be straight and ambidextrous, get over it

>KEK

I think the word you are looking for is "CU󠇦CK", you pathetic little cuckoid.

give how much the alt-right generally projects i think we can safely assume they all have a raging cuck fetish

basks in the ambience

>I think the word you are looking for is "CU󠇦CK", you pathetic little cuckoid.

Don't you know
'Bout a zillion years ago
Some star sneezed, now they're paging you in reception
Don't you know
Jack and Jill-ion years ago
Some dinosaur dropped the pail when it saw our reflection

morn lads

>AU - get fucked leaf
it's pretty uneventful 2bh
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I'm not @ing you Stormzy
Charlie's tryna cause trouble, haha
He's a prick
He's tryna cause trouble
I'm gonna burst his bubble, haha
I'm gonna take his hat, haha
He's not getting that hat, haha
That snapback's gone, outside the building
From my hometooooooown
From my hometooooowhoown

Korea has a sex and literal shit park. They are both great. Jeju island ftw.
Busan is based too.

Soon?

*enters the thread with a vile aura*

Ari

*sprays you with Lynx™ Gold Temptation®*

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>arrests in Birmingham

Ah yes the multicultural utopia of Birmingham

smells like curry

Isbbc tryin hard to not state the terrorists ethnicity?

pooey lynx lad?

it's all i had on hand at the moment

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How did you like your experience with the Islamic Vehicle of Cultural Enrichment, /brit/?

Banned in Sweden. God knows why.

good for accelerationism maybe i suppose

White males.

Test
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>Ukraine depot blasts prompt evacuations

oy vey

The only answer is more refugees

gf on the left

me in the cab

BAN ASSAULT CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha works fine, GJ Sweden.
We wuz Vikings

More muslims would make them less likely to do terrorist acts. After all 'and Allah said unto Mohamed, thou sahll not shit where thou eat.'

No wonder those people got run over, I'd get confused if everyone drove on the wrong side of the road too.

Haven't cum for a week

gotta go to work in less than a day

As you can see the French are mourning in solidarity with us.

haven't worked since jan 19th

morning lads. working at home today aha

Atheist prayers.

>lad flirts with me and draws hearts and messages on my notebook in uni
>find out he's bi
>he finds out i'm gay
"Oh sorry I have a girlfriend"
>go to night out and then house party with him
>make out and sleep (actual sleep) with the girl who likes me only to make out with him a bit
>she continues to abuse me next day in my hungover state
JUST

Had a shower
Got my glans out so it dries properly

me in the glasses

haha same except I'm just relaxing at home all day not working (but getting paid for it because its annual leave)

fake news

dont get it
font

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np Kong - Bonobo

unintelligible gibberish

maisie, keanu, drunk prat, are kev, anything else?

What does 'buying into the hype' mean? Am I autistic? Please help

In short, I was a bit raped by a grill.

my vocaroo collection.

taking requests

all roma should be killed

was the grill hot?

XDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHA GET IT?????????????????????????????????

1) this is not google
2) yes
3) no one can help you

poleaboo

To "buy into the hype" is to sincerely believe that something which is going to be released / is on the horizon is going to be good because other people are buzzing about it.

Example:
>reading through a comment section for an Avengers 2 trailer on Reddit and starting to believe yourself that the film would be good because other plebs think it will be good.

Are you autistic? Yes probably. Or perhaps some kind of idiot.

she has nice boobies

maccas run

>2 new posts

I have the same skin tone as her

Crickey. She's perfect. Burning coal no doubt.

BIG

I'm not a gypsy you mong.

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Buying into the hype is basically what people were doing when they thought No Man's Sky was going to be the best game ever before it came out. Basically it means getting excited about something because of what other people are saying about it.

think i'm the only kid who's ever screamed in public because i refused to go in a maccies

CHEBS

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Who /crippling anxiety before work/ here?

>veins in boobs

never seen that before desu

first time then?

mummy

Some lad beat me at chess on time by having 1.2 seconds more time left than me, then gloated

fuming

Yesterday's killer no more representative of Muslims than Jo's killer representative of Yorkshire people

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been watching porn since i was 8, kiddo. im 23 now. so fuck off

pulled a muscle in my leg and currently waiting for the pain to subside

We'll be here when you get home lad.

just 2 days left lad

this time tomorrow you will be facing down your last day and then it will be the weekend

hello x

Then there's no way you've never seen veins in tits

t. 23 year old

27-year-old gay Romanian man posts about being gay 24/7 on a general filled with teenagers.

Is he a nonce?

What's going on?

>driving test tomorrow

So fucking nervous lads, really don't wanna fail again

Sup Forums is an 18+ website
JANNY

*sips coffee*

mmmm

what's going on here?

come on wagies! off you go!

Gay Romanian nonce