Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio

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Still here.

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hi

>mfw I'm the oldest fag in these threads as of late

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What do you mean?
I thought Velvet was.

賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ！

rip, you

Everyone left. They always do.
That's why waifu are superior to 3d beings.

I still claim Nui. Nobody else can have her.

Simply that a lack of empathy is an oddity to me.
When people do something to you and you dislike it, not projecting a similar standard onto others, within reason, is odd.

I love all of you

Claim

Nah fam.

Ironically, no rip me.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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you too

how oooooooooooooooooooold are you tho?

kys
You deserve death for having this saved.

Eh.

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i had planned on starting steins;gate again yesterday but it didn't happen, i hope it's not a repeat today

I went out of my way to find these at some point.

カラミチーマス

Ah, could be relaxing. Have some light Jazz in the back?

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I was here before the thread went 24 hours.
Before a lot of heresy.
Before it devolved into a circlejerk of avatarfagging.

>muh oldfag status

Yup. Eh.

They are surprisingly distinct.

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Nothing going on here, move along.

>so old
Tell us tales of the old days, senpai!

oh i thought you meant old like you were born earlier. personally i dont give a hoot about how long ppl been posting on imageboards haha!

sounds good to me! I'll throw on some blazo tonight when I drink

Here

[gives you e-huggo]

I can only claim the pre-heresy oldfag status.

youtube.com/watch?v=t8kT0SClcfc

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Back when I what was a waifu poster in the earliest days of these threads we talked about waifus. The end.

As you shouldn't.

>besonders langen Inaktivitätsphase
Ich war nicht unbedingt "aktiv" aber ich war eigentlich immer da
>vergessen
Ich glaube da gab es echt einen Grund für
>wieder schwer aktiv. So scheiße das Leben
Regel 5: Das ist nicht dein Blog.
Ist eigentlich nur langeweile.

but still how old are you in irl

Kill Yourself

More than what most can claim.

Guess.

Good evening~

Hey dear nazi neighbour!

17 %)

I haven't had tea in a while however, so it may be a slow start.

Welcome back.
Hoe was the nap?

but you haven't told me how to yet ;~;
that's okay! it's always a good time for tea

really wish i were talking to bc while listening to asmr right now... %\

Shoot, I wish. When I was 17 I was a normalfag with a girlfriend who was getting laid.

Don't! E-phyisical contact could give me an e-rection.

To keep the spirit of old times alive I still often say 'you're waifu a shit', even when she is actually mediocre in quality.

>echt ein Grund
Wahrscheinlich Faultheit. Der Grund wars bei mir.

Greetings! How are we neighbors?

>with a girlfriend who was getting laid
so you were the....cuck? %))))

im sorry it's already too late. i never renege on my e-hugs.

Ahahaha, I get it. Because of my poor sentence structure you assumed that only my girlfriend was getting laid.

Ho ho ho. What a way to use my own words against me. Yup. Sure got me.

No, faggot. My Girlfriend and I would have sex with each other.

It was okay

thats awesome for you. i never did that...

Don't worry, there are plenty of other VIRGINS in this thread.

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tell me your MOTHERFUCKIN age friend >%))))) and then teach me how to get a gf and have sex. oh also how do you kiss?

How do you land here when you have such a great start?

Back when Chara was all about the genocide. And yeah, kinda wish I was around earlier. Coming up on a year April 4.

I'm fine, just a bit tired.

Hello there as well.

You got me like this! Will you take e-responsibility?

>waifu saltmining inc

>mfw

Nah, I meant how is it that we are supposedly neighbors. Who is you? A heretic?

wheeze

I had a fiance and was going to get married less than a year and a half ago.
Life can go downhill fast.

Oui, heresy is only half as bad if they're twins. Basically, I switched from Mukuro to Junko

You have to guess.
Grab her by the pussy.

Who knows. Maybe it was when I started watching anime with one of my roommates and I went full autismo with it.

>I've been here for almost two years
I don't want to live, but dying is too much of a hassle.

>twice in one thread

I'm getting bad at this.

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Back off faggots, the bestgirl claimed

just remember rei-sama...keep it in the back of your mind...wherever you are...whatever youre doing...im somewhere else in the world rooting for you!

ofc! i always take e-responsibility for my e-actions

i dont like to guess because being wrong embarrasses me inordinately but fine i'll guess 25 then

can you not have a girlfriend and claim here? :o

Higher.

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...yes?
Did you say that wrong?
I assume you mean "Can you have a gf and claim here?", and the answer is still yes.

So you were disappointed once and then you just never recovered?
You almost reach the mental retardation level the fags here have.

If you can be retarded and claim here,
be a sociopath and claim here,
be a HERETIC and claim here, then yes,
you can not have a girlfriend and claim here.

Yea, I guess it doesn't count as much if they are bland and exchangeable anyway.

Grüß Gott. Ich hab dich vor Ort nicht angetroffen. Da muss es wohl einen Irtum gegeben haben!

Tell me what you'd e-do.

No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other.
Matthew 6:24

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please stop

that depends, are you my girlfriend miss Konata?

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Jibril from NGNL

what i would e-do regarding e-what exactly?

First, let me point out that is not me.

Secondly, it had more to do with my current lifestyle.
I was living with friends, smoking and drinking every day, constantly surrounded by people. It was actually nice to get away from everyone.

I guess I just went a little further than most with it.

No.

youre making me upset %(

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lez do dis

I'm not religious
this answers both my questions then, thank you
you're being lewd LOVE
I'm only the first one, thank goodness

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But this is an Anonymous image forum.

No one knows who you are here. And by tomorrow, no one will remember. Unless you are ERPing.

Sebastian Michealis from Black Butler is my husbando, sorry but shotas and lolis are not my thing.

Don't listen to this newfag, Rory.

ah! am I YOUR girlfriend, then?

>that black lipstick

I completely forgot about this image.

Have the better version.

do you listen to panic at the disco? :o

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>missed the name
sorry Shizu

So you would be a normie if you just went out and met people?

why are you being like this to meeeee %,(((
pls e-date me?

>mfw girl I was too shy to talk to because fear of awkwardness was den chatting with another person who I know is three times as awkward

It was hard to get used to, I'll tell you that.

That's a comforting thought.
Why though?

Probably.

No.

Wew lad, that's a quality claim but it might prove problematic.

The e-rection caused by the forced e-hug.

I can tell by the lies and the gayness.

Quack