Early sexual experiences thread

>early sexual experiences thread

stories of you experimenting sexually when you were younger, getting caught masturbating, etc

following

>Start using vacuum cleaner on dick
>Get used to doing this when parents are gone
>Don't hear mom coming inside
>She walks past and smokes outside
>I see that she is outside and freak out
>Cry
>Don't laugh at Scary Movie vacuum cleaner scene

when i was between the ages of 6 or 7 and 9, i played a game with the daughter of my mom's friend who was a year younger than me. we'd play board games and whoever lost had to pull down their pants and underwear and show the other person. did it for a couple years until it stopped being fun

I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!

anybody fuck own mom or aunt ????

I took off my robe and wizard hat. I'm sure you can guess what happened next. Jealous?

I was about 12 when this happened,
>I was using a vibrating toothbrush to mastrubate and my parents were out.
>I didn't hear them coming up the stairs.
>When the walked in I quickly jumped up from my bed and the toothbrush fell down and my pants were down
>They probably figured out what happened as they quickly ran out
I couldn't talk to them for a week after this.

Also, trip 7's you motherfucking sons of not checkin' trips bitch ass jerk off no dick havin' pathetic waste of spaces

That is the smallest dick I've ever seen.

You probably hear that a lot

And you've seen lots and lots of dicks I bet

Is your name Hostess? Cos that was a zinger.

>be me
>15 years old
>never told to pull back foreskin to clean it
>talking to pretty cute girl
>discover on the internets I need to pull back foreskin to clean it
>showering one night, pull back foreskin
>thatsfuckingdisgusting.avi
>clean, often taking 2 showers a day
>takes fucking forever to clean
>phew

>be 9
>have some older neighbors convince you and some cute girl my age to have sex
>no idea how it worked
>they explain the best they can
>get in bathroom with her
>she says she can only do it if her brother watches the whole thing
>agree.
>have my floppy child dick rubbing against her underage vagina for like 20m then get out and tell everyone we had sex and it was great.
>I was friends with her and brother
>after that they never played with me again
>only awkward silences in elevator since then.

deesgusteeng

HAHAHAHA

>be 10
>go to doctor's appointment
>have to pee in cup
>nurse asks "do you have to pull your foreskin back to pee?"
>reply "should i?"
>my mom says "you're circumcised, no you don't have to"
>everyone laughs at me

hahaha nice

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12 years old a new family moved in next door - they were really, really private. They had moved from Ohio. The dad never really spoke. The mom stayed at home and the kids went to a Pentecostal private school.
They had 2 sons older than me and a daughter about my age. Summer vacation started just a month after they moved in. She wasn't supposed to talk to me because I wasn't pentecostal, but I had a really nice clubhouse/playhouse my dad built right on the fence between the yards and sometimes she'd sneak through the fence and we'd play or talk
After about a month she was over....
>I had a sunburn and it was bothering me
>She says 'when my daddy gets home from work he's sore and tired. He taught me to do something that makes him feel better. Momma said I shouldn't tell, but it's ok'
>She pulled out my dick and started licking it. Casual, like she was getting a drink
>I was really, really freaked out by what she said, so I told her to stop, that I needed medicine. Told her to stay there
>Ran in, told my mom what had happened - she ran out and brought the neighbor girl into the house and locked the doors while she called my dad at work.
>Pretty soon the police came. This was a small town in rural Georgia so it was, like, ALL the police
>Police went to the neighbor's house, soon the wife was taken away.
>Neighbor dad came home, they arrested him, too
My first sexual encounter put 2 people in prison

HI dylan

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who the fuck is dylan?

B A S E D
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Fucked yours 3 or 4 times til I found out she blew dead bears

I hope that was the only thing the toothbrush was used for

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are you m or f? did it make u cum?

Cunts!

Faggot

>My first sexual encounter put 2 people in prison
Your dick is batman.

This story I'm about to tell happened to my little brother. Twice!

When my little brother would get his jerk on. He would unload into a dirty sock. Probably one of the socks he wore that day.

Well, my mom being the clean freak she is, decided to clean my brothers room for him.

I don't know what possessed her to move his bed, but when she did, she lifted the mattress and in between the mattress and the box spring, there lay about 50 crusty jizz socks.

My mom was like "What's that? In her horrid Spanish Marge Simpson voice.

My dad, snapped and was like " Oh, he's been jerking off".

My dumbass mom is like "What's jerking off?"

My dad looks at her and says "he's been masterbaiting"

My mom is like ",What? Oh my god!! What?!!!!

Then in her narsisistic way, proceeded to tell friends and family members what he had done.

Thing is, it happened again about 9 months later.

Only this time, the socks were behind the dresser.

But my mom played out the scenario exactly the same way.

Like she totally forgotten it had happened before.

She's fucking crazy.

probably fake but if it's real then good on you user

You could have made this a greentext but still pretty funny.
>horrid Spanish Marge Simpson voice.

Kek
Though how stupid could she be to tell friends and family?

>Though how stupid could she be

>My dumbass mom is like "What's jerking off?"

>be 11
>staying with grandparents during the summer, using their dial up internet
>aunt comes into the room without knocking
>"i need to use the phone, what are you doing online? can you take a break?"
>catches me jerking off to the attached picture

>Firs sexual encounter put 2 people in prison

Jesus fucking Christ I wish I could top this

haha what did she say/do?

she did a real good job of reassuring me that it was normal and healthy and that she was sorry for not respecting my privacy now that i was getting older

And I came on her hand on accident

She's a sociopath, narcissistic, crazy woman.

She drains the life out of everything.

She's killed her parakeets three times because she only thinks about what's in her bubble.

She's like them by using Teflon pans in the house.

She had a dog for 9 years but has no recollection of it. She does not care about shit.

did u put your dick away or keep fapping? did she see u cum?

>couldve gotten a bj
>ran and told mommie instead

Big derp or biggest derp?

>never got caught masturbating
>never used anything but my hand to masturbate
>never so much as held a girl's hand until I was 19

I want to participate in this thread and yet cannot.

Where you from m80?

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Sounds like my girlfriend.

i covered up as fast as i could. i had just started, was hard but wasn't close to cumming

>>early sexual experiences thread

MODS

Nah, a child responding healthily to unwanted sexual contact.

>be 14
>have retarded drooling cousin with huge tongue
>showing her my cock becomes a joke for a while
>rub it on her face while we watch movies then go home and jerk off afterwards
>get her to stick her tongue out while i rub and slap my dick on it
>worry about getting caught
>go home jerk off
>paranoid for weeks
>realize shes okay with it, try it again at least one other time
>hang out normally for a while
>decide i want a bj like in porn
>get her to spit and drool on my dick and jerk it off
>she thinks its funny
>dont cum the first few times
>cant get her to suck right so she just licks it and spits on me
>after maybe a year i start fucking her mouth
>goes on about 3 years
>dont see her for a long time cus i get a gf
>be 19 (she's a year younger than me)
>break up with gf, have a long dry spell, social anxiety, get desperate
>hang out with her
>shes been getting fucked by a guy in her apt building for like a year so she knows whats up now
>sucks the shit out of my dick
>i play with her pussy for the first time
>do it maybe 15-20 times for like a year
>i move for a job
>havent seen her since

thats exactly what dylan would say

>be 5
>have girl cousin who was born a couple weeks before me
>spend lots of time together, she stays over a lot
>first ate box when I was 5
>dad caught us dancing and i had my dick out
>had to have a talk with my parents
>happened again when we were 9, not caught that time
>rubbed her foot once when I was about 13
>fin

>be 16 and have first girlfriend
>Super qt but slut. Already fucked like 10 guys at 15
>She wants to take it slow and have a relationship
>3 months of sexual frustration
>Finally the big day came
>Go to public park and lay under the monkey bars with her
>She lowers herself onto my diamond hard 8" cock
>Came instantly...literally
>She lies and tells me is was great

Sluts

did she see your dick? did she make any comment about it?

she definitely saw it. she didn't directly comment on it but at one point she said "you're perfectly normal and healthy in every way" which i guess could have been a reference to it?

>be 6
>older sister's friend come over
>she's 12
>that day we play hide and seek
>me and sister's friend on a team
>we hide in the basement while my sister waits upstairs until we say we are ready
>we hide in a large laundry basket
>she grabs my dick
>Idontmind
>she asks if I like it
>"kind of"
>she stops, we say ready, blah blah blah hide and seek stuff
>we continue to touch eachother through clothes every time we hide
>a week later
>same situation, she comes over, we ply hide and seek, were on teams
>we go into the basement
>she has me pull down my pants
>tiny but erect dick
>she has me get on top of her and start dry humping her
>feelsgood
>she softly moans
>I have no idea how she is getting off to this
>she pulls up her shirt and bra
>tells me to suck on her nipples
>they're not that big at all
>bot completely flat
>I suck on them
>feelsgreat
>we do this for a bit
>realize we need to actually play the game before they get suspicous
>we were down there for a good 15 minutes without saying ready
>they're expecting a great hiding spot
>we decide to hide behind a curtain
>A
>fucking
>curtain
>she starts rubbing my dick while were hiding
>tell her to stop cuz well get caught
>we say ready
>they find us instantly
>they didn't get suspicious at all
>feelsamazing
>Never got caught
>last time she ever came over though
Still the farthest I've ever gone sexually

This is why circumcision is important.

thats nice.. did u ask her if she did the same thing?

This made me uncomfortable

WHY DOES SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A TOILET AFTER THEY HAD A SHET?

Circumcision is barbaric.

WHY DOES SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTER THEY HAD A SHET?

Are you fucking inbred? Nah circumcision isn't important educating your children on how to properly wash themselves is.

at the time, being 11, i thought women couldn't masturbate because they don't have dicks. so i didn't think to ask

the fourskin isn't as important now because of a little thing called clothing

>Had my first (kind of forced) sexual thoughts as 6 year old. It involved me, a a talking cow and its ovaries/tits. It made me feel bad.. I think I even I cried once because I felt so weird.

Oh well. It did not last long.

What the fuck is a fourskin? Do you get that when you buy a Sup Forums pass or what?

What were you jerking off to?

>Uncircumcised user took this too seriously

Ops, not ovaries.. Whatever tits on cows are called

>be me
>when i was 8-9 i constantly tell my sister "suck my dick" when i was angry
>few years later
>with sister in same bedroom
>sister got a bf
>dont know why, wasnt angry, but i tell her to suck my dick
>humm user, why not ?
>i come closer to her, pull out my dick
>it's really nice
>she pull out her boobs and start sucking my dick
>hard as rock
>licking or tits
>fuck her in doggie style
>feelsgood.jpg
>i was maybe 13-14 and never really jerked
>huge need to pee
>"mind if i pee in your vagina"
>wow user do it
>peeinvagina.avi
>that what i thought at first, but then
>peeinvagina.avi get renamed to cuminvagina.avi
>pull out my dick of her tight pussy, see white stuff coming out of her pussy
>she put finger in her vagina and lick it
>"user... that jizz! but no problems :)"
>she lick her fingers


that was fucking good

Dave?

I was really into the water faucet when it came to mastrubating when I was in middle school. My mom has walked in on me doing the deed. She's also caught me watching porn and I got a 2 hour lecture about how that's sinful

ive tried scat on and off when i was 15

still confused as to why till this day

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Op could have possibly gotten a lot of bj

You could at least try and make it more believable

story time folks
>16 years old
>two older sisters, 18 and 19.
>on family trip to the beach
>one of my sisters decided to invite her school friend
>car is packed so someone has to sit on someone's lap
>my 18 year old sister volunteers to sit on my lap
>she's wearing her volleyball shorts, no underwear (no visible thong line).
>no attraction towards to my sisters, they are blood.
>5 minutes into an hour long car ride
>boner erupts through my swimming trunks
>sister notices and nothing happens for about 10 minutes
>teenage hormones driving me crazy
>she adjusts and positions her pussy right on top my erect head
>everyone else in the back is asleep
>parents are oblivious
>I begin to feel a sudden urge to cum
>start leaking precum
>sister feels the liquid
>begins to go back and forth to "adjust her seat"
>i start cumming uncontrollably
>sister grabs a napkin from her bag
>hands it to me

tl;dr: my 18 year old sister made me cum and gave me a napkin to clean up the jizz.

more? I ended up sharing a bed in the hotel room with my 18 year sister and her friend.

i used to jerk it to the same pic back in the mid-2000s. Before high-quality videos were readily available at lightning speed.

>be me
>be 16
>me and my friend going to party. Lied to mom and told her we were having sleepover
>driving to party
>at Red light
>got really intense, staring each other down
>can't take it, act on impulse
>start unzipping his pants and take his dick out
>start sucking his dick at red light
>we end up fucking in Wal-Mart parking lot
>be friends with benefits for rest of high school
Haven't even talked to him since I left for college though

My sexual life was very uneventful save for a few moments and this was one of them

>one of my cousins stays over for a few months because she was taking some course in my town
>sleeps in my room
>jack off with her underwear whenever I could
>one day she complains they're disappearing and thinks people are forgetting them in the washing machine
>put back everything in the wrong drawer and she assumes it was someone from the house
>weeks later she asks me to put some music on her phone
>copied some pictures of her on a bikini to my computer
>one day she walks in when I was jacking off to them
I had enough practice for hiding my boner because my parents always walked in without knocking but I'm 100% sure she saw the picture.
She also caught me jacking off in the shower once when I was staying over at my uncle's and again when I forgot to lock the door to my bathroom in the morning during that same time period.

Warning, it may be a little depressing. No greentext because I'm too long-winded for that.

This is the story of how I learned to distinguish fantasy from reality.

First, some background. Maybe the more interesting part to some, maybe not. When I was about 8 or 9 years old, I discovered female genitals thanks to my sister who was a couple years younger. My memory of it is very foggy, so I only vaguely remember the details, but you probably want to hear them, so I'll try to remember.

I was watching TV in my room one night with my sister, when we started playing this bizarre game where I would throw toys under the bed and she would try to go get them. If it sounds like a dumb game, that's because it was. The only reason I made it into a "game" at all was because the first time it happened, incidentally, I happened to notice that she was wearing a long t-shirt/nightie without any underwear. Clueless child on the cusp of puberty that I was, I was fascinated. When she went to go get the toy I threw under the bed, I happened to see her bare vagina, and it was pretty much the first one I'd ever seen outside of vague memories from having baths together.

So we repeated that little "game" several times, at my insistence. I'd throw the toy, and she'd go get it, and while she was getting it, I'd stare slack-jawed at her pussy. Eventually she must have figured it out, because out of nowhere, the next time I went under the bed to shoot the toy under it, she lifted up her nightie and stuck her butt right in my view, while laughing. I'm pretty sure we both burst into laughter at that point.

My memory from that point on is pretty fuzzy, but I'm pretty sure I had a boner and ended up showing her, and we showed each other our privates and touched them and stuff. It wasn't anything sexual. I didn't even know what sex was, let alone how to do it. It was just typical innocent childlike experimentation.

cont,

That experimental relationship continued in the coming days afterward, and eventually escalated. Whenever we would play in one of our rooms, one of us would sometimes suggest that we "show" each other again, and do lewd things. Nothing overtly sexual, just innocent curious touching, mainly. I think I tried to get her to suck it once, although I didn't know about blowjobs or anything, so I don't know where the idea came from, but the most she did was give it a light peck. We would giggle a lot when we did this, and there was even one point where we got a little overconfident, and she suggested that I walk out into the hallway in my bathrobe with my underwear pulled down underneath it, and my boner poking out in front of me, all while our parents were in the living room watching TV, just down the hall.

While I don't know at what point we messed up, that may have been the moment, as I do remember my dad looking at me from the couch and letting out a loud and angry-sounding nose-exhale. Whether that was the moment or not, as it turned out, our parents eventually figured out what we were doing.

My mom out of the blue decided to give me a bath one day, when she hadn't done that in years, and then out of nowhere asked if we'd been touching each other. There's a certain sense of vulnerability when you're sitting naked in the bath and someone asks you something. She had the psychological advantage. It was really hard to lie at that point. She had apparently already asked my sister in the bath prior to me, who told her everything. Actually, she told her that I was the only one doing all the touching and that everything was my idea, essentially throwing me under the bus, which wasn't true. Although when I told my mom that it was both of us equally, she believed me, thankfully.

cont.

Fuck you if this is some fucking WALK LIKE A DINOSAUR SHIT I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL FIND YOU AND FUCK YOU UP SO BADLY YOUR FUTURE BLOODLINES WILL HAVE A GENETIC DISORDER, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU FUCKING THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME, YOU CRETIN ??

DO TELL !

Our parents sat down with both of us and had a talk about how we shouldn't do that because only "sick" people do things like that, and that they'd let it slide without any serious punishment because they knew we were just "curious" but that we should never do it again. To make sure, from that point on, we weren't allowed to play in the same room together with the doors closed anymore, and we slowly grew more and more distant as siblings. Up until that point, we'd been pretty close, often playing together every day, but that became less and less common as the days and years went on.

Fast forward now to the actual story. I was in high school. I was a horny teenager who'd read a lot of incest doujins, and there was a small part of me that remembered those times from when I was a kid. At this point, my sister and I hardly even talked anymore. She had friends who she hung around with and talked with on the phone all the time, and I was kind of a quiet loner.

Being the stupid teenager that I was, I often entertained some bizarre ideas. One of those ideas that constantly floated in my head was the worry that nothing I experienced was "real". That I was in some kind of dream, or simulation or something. Have you ever had that kind of thought? That maybe everything you're experiencing is just a program and you're just going through the motions or something? It's stupid, but that was the kind of thing that would keep me up at night.

I felt there was only one way to "test" that theory, to see if I was actually in "reality" and not fantasy. And it was to do something outrageous and unpredictable and see what happened. Not that I ever seriously planned on actually doing anything like that. There was no way I could risk doing something irreversible after all, and I was an incredibly shy and reserved person. I had common sense, at least I'd like to think.

But all it takes is one moment for that common sense to disappear.

cont.

any more pics?

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more please

And everyone wasnt properly seat belted in? HORRIBLE

are you m or f? did it make u cum?

post pic of her?

was home alone with my sister one day. She was upstairs talking on the phone, and I'm downstairs playing video games, as per usual. There was nothing out of the ordinary about this, until suddenly she comes downstairs and talks to me.

"user, is the phone working for you?"

The phones weren't working. (This was a bit before the era where kids started commonly having cellphones) At this moment, some pretty dark thoughts started to swirl in from the back of my head. Let me tell you about the phones. There's a bit of background to this, actually. My mother is a victim of domestic abuse from one of her former boyfriends from before I was born. She has PTSD from it, and her trigger is having the phones unplugged. Apparently she has terrifying memories of this asshole unplugging the phones and beating the crap out of her so she can't call for help. It was pretty awful, and various family circumstances led to me finding out about that at some point. I'd rather not get into that. But suffice to say, I had some pretty fucked up memories involving the phones being unplugged.

And yet despite those fucked up memories, the only thing going through my head was "this is my chance."

cont.

I don't know exactly what I was thinking, but I had a raging boner. Those incest doujins I'd read so often always had a common theme. It only took one "spark" or event before brothers and sisters would go down the rabbit hole and become addicted to sex with each other. I had a bit of a fantasy of being able to fap openly around my sister and her even offering to help out and stuff. I knew it was totally unrealistic, but part of me came up with this idea that "if I were to just drop my pants in front of her and show her my dick, maybe, just maybe she'd play along and I might lose my virginity." I guess the horny teenage virgin me longed for the pussy I used to play around with as a kid. But I knew if I were to do that at any time, she'd just yell and I'd get in huge trouble. The fact that we were completely alone and the phones weren't working gave me that "this is my chance" feeling. The feeling that even if it doesn't work out, my life might not be immediately over.

So my brain went on autopilot and before I realized it, I started putting my plan into action. First, I unzipped my pants while she wasn't looking so that I could quickly remove them. Then I got up from the couch I was gaming on, and sat down on a chair near her, as if I was about to go talk to her. This alone was very unusual, as we almost never talked, but she was reacting pretty naturally, not really suspecting anything. The fact that the phones weren't working left her with nothing to do. I was feeling more and more optimistic about it as things proceeded. Blood that probably should have been flowing to my head was rushing to my dick instead, and I wasn't thinking straight.

cont.

>be 5
>Friend 7
>Lets play stripclub
>He dances
>We touch dicks
>I dance
>We touch dicks
>He says i should lay down, he will lay on top of me so we can touch dicks better
>Instantly imagine miself laying in the hospital after giving birth with my parents at my side supporting me
>Tell him no way i dont wana get pregnant cause im younger
>Never touch dicks again

I wanna buy you a beer, user

I'm male and no

Holy shit. What a fucking train wreck.

Then, without warning, I stood up in front of her, less than a couple feet away, and I did it. I dropped my pants and underwear at the same time, and started furiously jacking off, while staring directly at her tits.

There was just stunned silence for what felt like a few minutes, but was probably only a few seconds, while I jacked off in front of my 15-year old sister, while staring into her cleavage. I was breathing heavily, and she was looking down at my dick.

Then she spoke. Her voice was trembling.

"user, what are you doing?"

I wasn't thinking straight, so I just answered "…Nothing." It was probably the stupidest possible answer I could have given.

A few more seconds passed in silence, then she asked again. "What are you doing?"

"…N-nothing."

cont.