Help Sup Forums any medfags around?

Help Sup Forums any medfags around?

Taking a shower I noticed these small red dots on my glans.
Pls tell me I didn't dun goofed.
I fucked this slut yesterday and she sucked it no condom but we fucked with condom.
Halp!

Why is the rest of your dick green?

Go see a doc you dumb fuck. Like Sup Forums cares about your sexual health.

Judging by how fat you are, I believe you are full of fat

std's wouldn't pop up that fast, probably just teeth marks

Necrotizing fasciitis. Your dick is literally rotting from the inside out.

Hulkisitis,
You are transforming into the hulk OP..

Herpes bro. Welcome to the shitty club.

Nigerian Cock Worm. You're reached the egg phase OP.

There's a compound called vari-etch that should cure this, OP, and any other std as well. Just apply the powder liberally to your penis, wrap it in some gauze, and you'll be clean as a whistle in a few days.

Thanks faggots knew this was a bad idea. Probably just a penis rash I'm overreacting. It doesn't hurt doesn't itch etc.
Anyways want pics of the slut?

It is herpes bro.

Send pics of the slut

This is why you always use a condor.

Aids

>Green dick
>Small dick
>Fat
Did she look like Sloth from The Goonies?

Why not, it's probably just some teeth marks thats all. Don't panic bout it.

STILL WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE A GREEN DICK OP????????????? Its not as if you can expect from us that we just, look away from the fact that your dick is green.

Pic was taken on Saint Paddy's Day. Slut was fucked up, I'd rather not go into it.

Who cares, post pics of the slut

Lol, don't listen to them. This looks like an infection to me. You still have to go to the doctor though... he will know better with some studies but I'm pretty shure is just an infection.

In the industry, we refer to this as stem rot. It can cause redness, inflammation of the pancreas, and death. Drink lots of water and take plenty of vitamin c. Post results here.

well std's don't show up that quick so you either alreadyy had herpes or a type of HPV, or it's notyhing to worry about.
STD's are overrated anyway, you're not going to die.

read and repost

its angry

THATS NOT HERPES. THATS RASH FROM IRRITATION.

>Pic taken last friday
>Said that he fucked her yesterday
>Pic was taken this morning?

The fuck is this, OP?
I smell a fucking troll.
Sage.