NOT afraid (to get back work so Mr Noseberg can afford his 3rd holiday home) edition
/brit/
of course they're not afraid. everyone made sure to broadcast their prayers for the victims and changed their facebook profile pic to a union jack so that solved the terrorist problem.
...
*sees you have gotten through my team effortlessly with well-placed and timed grenade throws*
*uses my only air strike on you anyway, knocking you into the water and cheaply winning the game*
Some absolute morons on here. London attack was absolute evil but when I see people writing stuff like "people who voted remain, their blood is on your hands, traitor". Mentioning no names but people with this mentality are really no better than the terrorists they despise
about fucking time
now to make this cracker of a post i've been saving
>wagecucks
howling
Logan was capekino. I can't explain why.
the gee eff doing a bit of stitching
Best Strayan film since something to do with rabbits
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but we ARE afraid to do anything about Muslims
kony 2012
*throws banana bomb*
me the bird being an owl
>breaking news: some office rats go to work the day after a policeman got stabbed
The Daily Mail really is a meaningless waste of fucking bandwidth isn't it
reckon I might have herpes but I won't bet getting tested
You're welcome
>something to do with rabbits
what
>tfw no medieval gf
Thoughts?
technically everyone has herpes.
wonder if north koreans have seen gangnam style
i bet if they had they'd see how much fun capitalism can be
proofs??
bit gay
not entirely sure what possesses people to do that. are they secretly gay or something?
defended my citadel in medieval 2 against 6 fully stacked crusading armies
killed so many thousands, including the pope himself and about European princes.
Now I will seek my vengeance for the wrongs I have suffered.
you should have been there.. a proper hat tipper
wonder if north koreans have seen shanghai nights 2
i bet if they saw how rambunctious jackie chan was theyd see how fun their chinese backed government is
Rasheed
mum and dad get cold sores all the time but I've never had one.
*throws holy hand grenade*
haha
"halllllllleeuuujahhhh"
*BOOM*
whoa...dude...
cheers thailad
It's better than the original at this point.
twat is talking to himself
I love to fart, it's so effortless and satisfying
Rabbit proof fence. Culture Jesus..
might light up a good old faggington if you catch my drift
So tired
Having a kip
Nonce
absolute state of r/unitedkingdom lads
i'm very prudish about farting and get offended by fart jokes
I roll the fastest egg roll in the entire west
>Worldwide rates of either HSV-1 or HSV-2 are between 60% and 95% in adults. HSV-1 is usually acquired during childhood. Rates of both increase as people age. Rates of HSV-1 are between 70% and 80% in populations of low socioeconomic status and 40% to 60% in populations of improved socioeconomic status.
ok maybe not everyone but most people.
genetics plays a big part in it from my understanding. i guess whatever makes you not get them skipped the generation before you.
> (You)
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>twat is talking to himself
errrrr
checked
>people seriously spending 50% of their day earning money for their boss' 3rd luxury apartment
howling
cold sores freak
nice
Huh this completely changed my mind
I'm playing as england
basically spend the first half of my campaign being a good catholic boi and never starting any wars with fellow christians, even won 2 crusades myself.
Then after france initated war with me and I crushed them everyone got jelly as fuck and started turning on me. Milan invaded me like 10 times, and even though I was defending myself from invasion the pope was like "cease hostilities"
so I get excommunicated and literally every single catholic faction turns against me. I've soaked up the best they can collectively throw at me and now I'm sending an elite army to shit all over the milanese fuckers
tell me your secrets
Night my beautiful angel xx sweet dreams
I once took my m8's kitkat out of his lunch box and blamed someone else.
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anyone know what 0:27 is a reference to?
post map
the fuck did I get nonce for?
Logan was fucking shite. It was the same as every other Marvel film except we skip the bit where we see the main character get superpowers and instead start at the part where he resents his powers and has to redeem himself. That and he swore in front of a child so it's a mature work now
gays
Hated how immensely incompetent every faction in that game is.
There is no existential threat. You spend the majority of the game being a colossal power rolling over minor annoyances. I stop playing when its clear I'm the strongest faction in the game.
let me guess, they're defending the attacker
>read facebook comments when the Independent first broke the story
>All the highest rated comments basically Hurr durr it was probably a right wing extremist but he won't be called a terrorist
>turns out it's another muzzie
kek
'nce
gay district
is that a euphemism for anal sex
gunna get some noodles i fink
did not realise castro was a homophobe
aren't latino men famously gay as fuck?
ETHAN BRADBERRY
Is EU4 any harder?
it was more emotionally compelling than any prior superhero flick
yeh
basically
nipping to the tesco garage
any of you lads want anything
Castro district, gay neighbourhood
took a 10er out of my grans purse and gave it to her as a gift when i was about 10, she was delighted
'ri then
you 'it
I've never played grand strategy games. I know people who are much much stupider than me who are somewhat competent in EU4 and CK2 when I couldn't figure out EU4 fast enough to have fun.
4 pack of stella cidre
I'm a nonce.
Go on a mission to one of these.
carlsjr.co.th
PENG
>sisters 8 and 10
hmm
How to turn r/unitedkingdom to based mode: turn on sort by controversial
D E V I L I S H
sest sider not sider
cide
everyting mud
too scared of stds to have sex
not having a wank lads
Playing Mario Run lads
its a fullscreen app so prnt scrn doesn't work on my computer but I own all of the british isles, denmark (fuckers kept invading me for no reason), all of france except marseille, also metz and staufen formerly HRE (who betrayed me after a long alliance by marriage the hun cunts)
then in the holy land I own alexandria, cairo, dongola, gaza, jerusalem and acre.
used to have antioch but the mongols fucked me up and made it their captial
what shall i get from bk for luncheon?
pitting the lads against one another in the group chat and watching the kickings commence is GOAT hahahahaha
An excellent source of protein and oh so delicious. We place a freshly-cracked Grade A egg on a toasted English Muffin topped with real butter and add lean Canadian bacon and melty American cheese. And all that for 290 calories.
I'm Egg McMuffin and I approve this message.
looks dece
DRUMPF AND ALT RIGHT WEENIES WILL NEVER RECOVERY FROM THIS
good
literally every normie has herpes
The other yank ITT is one too many. Fuck off autismo runt.
Let's remember that the attacker was a convert. He's basically Christian. Even if he was actually a real Muslim, he would've been defending himself. Police are violent and reactionary, the are predudiced against Muslims. It was either he get shot by police or he kill the police.
Please to not blame Muslims for this unfortunate event.
that's good advice how to browse 'ddit entirely.
>americans need to say "real" butter
>"real" cheese
best fast food in BKK imo
kicks the shit out of burgerking