Stop masturbating or you will burn in Hell for all eternity!
Stop masturbating or you will burn in Hell for all eternity!
I'm warning you!
What if I get another guy to masturbate me tho?
Y O U R E A L R E A D Y T H E R E ,
F U C K E R .
You're dragging someone to Hell with you!
God here,
Fuck off
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So, what's the limit? I mean, if we can jerk it a certain number of times, I'd like to make sure I reach that limit before I die. I'd hate to waste an opportunity for a good wank.
is the burning in hell caused by all the friction from masturbating?
DELET THIS! THIS IS A HOLY THREAD!
But what if... it's a feminine benis??? I gotta know OP.
What about masturbating to the bible?
no. fuck you.
If you're not married, you're going to Hell!
whoopty shit
N i c e
And that didn't answer the question OP ;)
Glad somebody likes it.
I am straight, away, you vile sinner!
STOP IT! YOU'RE A MALE!
No prob user
Shit came cascading out of my body into a welcoming toilet bowl.
^-- Better idea: masturbate to that
You doubt my devotion to God?
What if it's your priest or pastor masturbating you?
I don't feel like worshiping a God who cares that much about how I touch my dick in private
My pastor would do no such thing.
Of course not OP, everyone just needs to chill every so often
W e l l t h e n a n o n, g o t s o m e t h i n g t o s a y?
Is it truly worth your damnation?
I doubt your devotion to God. You should put yourself through the tests of Job and prove it.
does that rat have tits?
Not like I have much to care about in this life, might as well have a good damn time while I'm here my dude.
Is Capitalism superior to Communism?
I will not fall for temptation, sinner!
Also, just remember all your God's laws and rules when you think about shooting up that school in a few years. You look like the type, and you're obviously insane, believing in imaginary men in the sky.
I want to take that as a yes, but there's a lot of loony lefties these days. Either way I am currently jacking it to the rat