Evens Fap. Odds Nap. Moon Man knows all

Evens Fap. Odds Nap. Moon Man knows all.

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Yo

might s well

I don't know what I want

ehh might as well roll, will fap anyway

I'm rock hard and ready to leak some yogurt. Let's do this

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Put me to rest, Moon.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

Ndfhtdhgtewwwwwww

ME to the world of the world and the world of the world and the world of the world and the world is a great way to get a sick ibanez or two to get the ball rolling on it and the new place was the only one that I can use for a few days before I can get to work on this project for me and I will be in touch with the new version and I have to open the door for a few quick questions for me and I will be in touch with the new version and I have to open the door for a few quick questions for me and I will

roll is a go

Calm down sling blade. You can have all the taters

Nigger

fuck it roll

ok

roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll

Aw yiss dis ma thread

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Fuck dis shit! Reroll best of three

Ok let's See!

mlem

Fuck it best of five!

This thread sucks ass. I wanna fap!!

DOES MOON MAN KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!

Ok if odds now, I'll fap!

Yes, yes he fucking does.

Not sure if want.

Fuck you thread.
You disgust me.

just what I needed

rolll

"Fuck this user-kun in particular."
~Kami-sama

Praise the McMoonman

aye

Ok it's 4 - 3 no fap.
If I can get more faps than no faps in 15 Posts, I'll do it!

5 - 3

5 - 4

6 - 4

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7 - 4 is this god nigger even giving me a chance! ?

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7 - 5
Thank you!!

rollin like sisyphus

Eyy rollerino

Fap then nap pls

show me what u got

God you're a bitch!!
Okay then!!
I'll quit! You got it!!
You happy now?
If odds again it's decided

MAN FUCK YOU CUNT!!

Rooollll

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>no trips
>still get to Fap and nap

Thanks moonhead dude

Damn

pray for evens

I'll make my own thread!
With fap/nap reversed!!

Jokes on you I'm going to fap regardless

fuck that iim tryna die

yeye

Check em nigger

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I fucking did it!!
It's this thread. -->

Enlighten me oh wise moon man

Igga

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