/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 17

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-We're back for another night
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive
-/p4k/ forever

fuck off p4k drones

It's been awhile since I've been here, are they doing reviews Sunday night?

Slowdive 8.4 BNM

8.7 BNM

Reviews every night. The Sunday review is some album that they don't have in their archive. It's usually one they deemed a classic.

FUCK

Fuck off (((Conde Naste)))

What's everyone listening to?

>Sup Forums - Music
>[Post a Reply]
fuck off shill


and get the fuck out of our culture

Merriweather
it's boring

...

kill yourself you fake ass corporate nigger shill

t. Jaimo Shillstein

Promoter of of crypto-Israeli 'music'

muh faggot music epic

kys

>being this mad over a containment thread
New fag detected

I hope to finally catch him when he tours for this

nigga fuck off


we know these are shill threads

P4K is ((()))....lies and bullshit

It's better than m b v but I don't think pitchfork knows it yet. 8.7 if we're lucky.

>nigga
I think summer came early this year

kys


get the fuck out of culture


you crypto-corporate yellow journalism rag

...dude, update the Kendrick section. It's 2017 already...

fuck off nigga shill and fuck your Israeli-puppet 'rappers'

what do you mean by "get out of culture"?

Kendrick is going for the p4k 3-peat
Damn. is .2 above A Crow Looked at Me

nigga fuck you

fuck your fake ass nigger puppet-rappers (and I like real hiphop)

fuck your Israeli propaganda website

fuck your clandestine shill thread

fuck conde naste

and FUCK PITCHFORK

clear enough?

oh I forgot....fuck your children of the elite posing as indie rockers (yeah we know about that too)

6.2 more likely

no not clear enough because you didn't answer my question. also i never said i liked pitchfork

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Slowdive 8.6 BNM
Black Lips 6.6
Joan Shelley 7.6
Niia 7.1
Horse Lords 7.0

8.6 BNM my dude

Not particularly clear
You can try again in tomorrow's thread
Should be up 11 pm EST

all the same ashhole

AAhhhhh almost

wrong

This records is amazing

Wrong, pal

>shill don't have proxies

kill yourself nigga


Pitchfork IS corporate rock.

make no mistake

(and I'm being polite just labeling it as 'corporate')

>shills don't have infinite proxies

fuck the fuck off conde naste bitch niggas

go suck your boss's dick

Pitchfork is trash
How do any of you idiots take their reviews seriously?
>inb4 bait
Develop your own opinion and stop listening to pretentious cunts like Scaruffi or any of the douches at Pitchfork.

>How do any of you idiots take their reviews seriously?
I suspect the reviewer gets the (((numerical ranking))) before they even listen to the record.


Fake as all fuck.

0.9/10 post
Worst New Post

you really think you're onto something dont you

oy vey/10

nigga P4K IS owned by Conde Naste.

aint no tinfoil about it

that sounds pretty tinfoiley to me mang

reality is tinfoiley?

fuck off shill

>why don't they believe me when all I have is my word and no evidence

Parent organization: Condé Nast Digital

it's a publicly traded company dipshit

anyone and everyone is free to look it up


This is what you're going to make your stand on?


baka

>pitchfork cares about cornering the autistic music board market
Their base is pretty normie. Why would they actually waste time coming here?

ok so i get that conde nast digital owns pitchfork but are you implying that just because they're a corporation they're doing mind control?

fuck off samefag lying ass nigga


and fuck your employers too

whatever you say

No doubt. Fuck P4k
Gb2 Sup Forums

nigga how many times are you going to straight up lie and get caught?

fuck you and your bullshit propaganda website

it's has ZERO to do w/ independent music

and if you keep it up I'll start really looking into the scab ass fucks who work there

look little buddy.
if you think i dont have the power to get you locked away for the rest of your life you are sorely mistaken. watch it bub

what are you going to do blackball me like Mos Def and give me a 3/10?

fuck off

i can do a lot worse than that

look into the scab ass fucks who work there and make a thread tomorrow then

Did you forget to take your Haloperidol today?

"im a big guy on the internet, dont mess with me"
kek

i know one irl

obese mentally ill SJW

you mean when I told the truth about P4K being a corporate website after dude lied about it?

dont do it

is she in the mega thread in the OP?

The fuck you gonna do?
Nice dubs btw

idk....she's a fucking moron and completely insane though


higher ups are probably straight Israeli.

you dont wanna know ;)

Is this who you picture running pitchfork?

it's who actually is running p4k

you mean, who actually is running pitchfork?

Ohhhhh heeeeelllll yeahhhhh there's a new Black Lips album? Gotta listen to that. I dig them

pretty much accurate desu

Hey look the same person

Absolutely samefagging