Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 17
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -We're back for another night -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive -/p4k/ forever
Julian Sanders
fuck off p4k drones
Hudson Phillips
It's been awhile since I've been here, are they doing reviews Sunday night?
Dominic Wright
Slowdive 8.4 BNM
Dylan Sanchez
8.7 BNM
Adam Hall
Reviews every night. The Sunday review is some album that they don't have in their archive. It's usually one they deemed a classic.
Lucas Cook
FUCK
Isaiah Barnes
Fuck off (((Conde Naste)))
Thomas Smith
What's everyone listening to?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>Sup Forums - Music >[Post a Reply] fuck off shill
and get the fuck out of our culture
Cameron Watson
Merriweather it's boring
Chase Russell
...
Jordan Bennett
kill yourself you fake ass corporate nigger shill
Cameron Scott
t. Jaimo Shillstein
Promoter of of crypto-Israeli 'music'
Cameron Carter
muh faggot music epic
kys
Elijah Price
>being this mad over a containment thread New fag detected
Dylan Lewis
I hope to finally catch him when he tours for this
James Russell
nigga fuck off
we know these are shill threads
P4K is ((()))....lies and bullshit
Oliver Butler
It's better than m b v but I don't think pitchfork knows it yet. 8.7 if we're lucky.
Easton Phillips
>nigga I think summer came early this year
Jordan Collins
kys
get the fuck out of culture
you crypto-corporate yellow journalism rag
Jack Murphy
...dude, update the Kendrick section. It's 2017 already...
Brandon Davis
fuck off nigga shill and fuck your Israeli-puppet 'rappers'
Jeremiah Ross
what do you mean by "get out of culture"?
Charles Fisher
Kendrick is going for the p4k 3-peat Damn. is .2 above A Crow Looked at Me
Cooper Wright
nigga fuck you
fuck your fake ass nigger puppet-rappers (and I like real hiphop)
fuck your Israeli propaganda website
fuck your clandestine shill thread
fuck conde naste
and FUCK PITCHFORK
clear enough?
Jacob Campbell
oh I forgot....fuck your children of the elite posing as indie rockers (yeah we know about that too)
Austin Kelly
6.2 more likely
Logan Thomas
no not clear enough because you didn't answer my question. also i never said i liked pitchfork
Alexander Collins
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Slowdive 8.6 BNM Black Lips 6.6 Joan Shelley 7.6 Niia 7.1 Horse Lords 7.0
Tyler Lee
8.6 BNM my dude
Jason Hill
Not particularly clear You can try again in tomorrow's thread Should be up 11 pm EST
Juan Hernandez
all the same ashhole
Jayden Perry
AAhhhhh almost
Adam Hall
wrong
Nicholas Thomas
This records is amazing
Jackson Scott
Wrong, pal
Ryder Anderson
>shill don't have proxies
kill yourself nigga
Pitchfork IS corporate rock.
make no mistake
(and I'm being polite just labeling it as 'corporate')
Grayson Lopez
>shills don't have infinite proxies
fuck the fuck off conde naste bitch niggas
go suck your boss's dick
Isaac Hill
Pitchfork is trash How do any of you idiots take their reviews seriously? >inb4 bait Develop your own opinion and stop listening to pretentious cunts like Scaruffi or any of the douches at Pitchfork.
Levi Hall
>How do any of you idiots take their reviews seriously? I suspect the reviewer gets the (((numerical ranking))) before they even listen to the record.
Fake as all fuck.
Nathaniel Jackson
0.9/10 post Worst New Post
Nicholas Cook
you really think you're onto something dont you
Camden Torres
oy vey/10
Josiah Carter
nigga P4K IS owned by Conde Naste.
aint no tinfoil about it
Jack Williams
that sounds pretty tinfoiley to me mang
Joshua Wilson
reality is tinfoiley?
fuck off shill
Matthew Fisher
>why don't they believe me when all I have is my word and no evidence
Juan Walker
Parent organization: Condé Nast Digital
James Hughes
it's a publicly traded company dipshit
anyone and everyone is free to look it up
This is what you're going to make your stand on?
baka
Nolan Smith
>pitchfork cares about cornering the autistic music board market Their base is pretty normie. Why would they actually waste time coming here?
Chase Taylor
ok so i get that conde nast digital owns pitchfork but are you implying that just because they're a corporation they're doing mind control?
Sebastian Wilson
fuck off samefag lying ass nigga
and fuck your employers too
Henry Gutierrez
whatever you say
Luke Watson
No doubt. Fuck P4k Gb2 Sup Forums
Brody Davis
nigga how many times are you going to straight up lie and get caught?
fuck you and your bullshit propaganda website
it's has ZERO to do w/ independent music
and if you keep it up I'll start really looking into the scab ass fucks who work there
Jack Clark
look little buddy. if you think i dont have the power to get you locked away for the rest of your life you are sorely mistaken. watch it bub
Parker Wilson
what are you going to do blackball me like Mos Def and give me a 3/10?
fuck off
Lincoln Allen
i can do a lot worse than that
Daniel Sullivan
look into the scab ass fucks who work there and make a thread tomorrow then
James Morales
Did you forget to take your Haloperidol today?
Ian Long
"im a big guy on the internet, dont mess with me" kek
Parker Ramirez
i know one irl
obese mentally ill SJW
Angel Reyes
you mean when I told the truth about P4K being a corporate website after dude lied about it?
Kayden Russell
dont do it
Ryan Sanchez
is she in the mega thread in the OP?
Ian Bell
The fuck you gonna do? Nice dubs btw
Easton Moore
idk....she's a fucking moron and completely insane though
higher ups are probably straight Israeli.
Liam Sanders
you dont wanna know ;)
Joseph Powell
Is this who you picture running pitchfork?
Owen Scott
it's who actually is running p4k
Lincoln Adams
you mean, who actually is running pitchfork?
Nolan Davis
Ohhhhh heeeeelllll yeahhhhh there's a new Black Lips album? Gotta listen to that. I dig them