Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Previous: I don't care, sue me

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ChVrVdXvuM4
store.steampowered.com/app/420530/
youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Goodness!

>Koto Claimed

Both are good questions for that answer
hello my baby hello my hunny

Off by 1000

I need a new game.
Something chill. Something I can take my time on and still be challenged
Puzzles are fun, but not like straight up puzzle games.

delet this

Clock Simulator

Claiming best girl.

It isn't that hard to add the previous thread..

OneShot? Also hi. Haven't talked with you before. Why is Spike your Husbando?

I am bread

Have you tried the xcom games?
Also, show tits.

Alright i need sleep, so time to cuddle wwith juvia and do so
Nighty nighy
>Juvia claimed
Then i assume the mail man didn't let you in like you planned?
>Nighty night
So now you show up. As soon as i need to go to bed.
>you better be here earlier tomorrow

still here

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Wh.. Where's the link to the previous thread? I'll see you in court missy.

My attorney will be in touch.

Previous Hello my rag time gal~
>Hug

You;re right, i apologize. I added it to this post.

I'm sorry, i'll try... Goodnight Juvia.
>Have a hug

What's everyone listening to tonight?

youtube.com/watch?v=ChVrVdXvuM4

You're waifu is a one episode throw away
What is one shot?
Because he's portrayed as a real person with a real personality doing real things in a real way that I can relate to.(aside from being a total badass I am not a total badass)
too casual
Originals are hardcore as fuck, and the unknown enemy just got stale for me.
Great games whie the fun lasted.
My chest is far too brilliant to show off. No.

賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
Goodnight folks

Fine, just your butt then.
Tried FTL?

>What is one shot?
store.steampowered.com/app/420530/ Chill puzzle game thing. Don't know how long it is though. Just recently started playing it. Pretty interesting so far.
Yeah. He is a very good character.

Night Holo.

He did the fraudulent check was in the box. My license has yet to arrive.
Send me a kiss by wire

>Your*

Fine I'll give you a better recommendation. Try Blackwake. It's still in early access but I've been playing it a bunch, super fun. Naval Warfare and you get to board enemy ships and shit

That would require me to stand. I am meek and fragile and require pampering.

Thought about it.. Doesn't seem to appeal to me in the long run.
Resource management, get obliterated at any moment, lose everything, start from scratch.
Stress is at an all time high. I need chill, rewarding experiences to give me feels or something.
Page didn't say much about it. Seems like a relaxed environment. Something to exercise the mind.
>Early Access
nope
Anything early access that you need to pay for does not deserve money. It should be FTP with intent on bug hunting and development, THEN have a price tag once it's finished.
It's absolute garbage devs make the dumb public to gamble on their project that they can just abandon at any time.

you're waifu is a kleenex

Hi.

youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE

Baby my heart's on fiiiiiiiiire~

>not knowing the ancient meme

I had 4 hours of sleep.
Killll meeee...
Also, g'evening Hanako

>caring

>not a fossil

Play MWO. Thinking mans arena shooter.

QOTT: if you had to cheat on your waifu with another woman who would it be?

Nice legs
If you refuse me honey youll lose me

You're just full of excuses.
Perhaps Divinity: Original Sin?

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Yeah, I'd say give it a try. Can always refund it (if playtime less than 2h) if you don't like it.

>4 hours of sleep.
That's just normal, right?

Had to?

Waking up sucks even more than going to sleep.
Morning everyone.

Ooh that's rough. Good morning Firekeeper. How are you? Besides sleepy of course~

I kinda don't know any more of the song... So, how are you, cutie?

Morning Taiga.
I haven't even slept and I got to go soon.
>

Like do it or your waifu dies

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Ill finish it then
>and you'll be all alone so darling telephone and tell me I'm your own

Better now that you and juvia are here

Arena shooter... nope. Sounds pretty mindless to me.
If I'm going to play a game like that, it's Baldur's Gate or Dragon Age.
Or Diablo 2.
I'll shw you my dick, but I've already post that here several times.
last game I played was Undertale.
Fresh shit. Good story. Chill times. Neat music.
Not complicated at all.
Give me more of that
but the troubles with finding something like that... There's 1,000 pieces of garbage per 1 of those you need to sift through.

Maybe I should get back into reading.

Hanako

I usually sleep for around 8-10
This is not good
My head hurts
My eyes hurt too
This isn't fun
I don't want to
"Sleepy" in an understatement here sweetie. I already know this day won't be a good day. Besides, the weather's shit. It's all grey and rainy. I don't like grey and rainy. Make it be something else :(
And how are you sweetheart? Did you get today off? You know, from work. Not asking if you jacked off today.
....ah, screw it. Did you jack off too?

Goodnight all i keep falling asleep

Cover, tactics, communication and knowing your limits are all vital. But it is a multiplayer only. So if you can find them, any of the MechWarrior games.

I'm gonna follow suit.

Night Tali

Not interested. What do you think i am, a faggot?

Understandable. I think there's notable enough difference that it's worth a play. Namely, the environmental interactions. Gas clouds explode when fire hits them, water can become electrified and stun people in it, oil that's been lit on fire gives off smoke that'll give cover to things in/behind it... that sort of stuff.

That sounds great...
You need to stay awake for a long time today?

Nights Tali and Koto

Basic mechanics. It's still run and gun. Point and shoot. Scream and fuck your opponents mother.
Nah.
Yes

Well, go ahead and buy it for me. I'll let you stay here inthe waifu threads

Fuck, I don't know. It wouldn't really matter who..

Like I said, try OneShot.

Jealous. I only really ever get more than 4h of sleep.

Only a few hours thankfully. Will try to sleep after.

Well i'm not. Sorry.

I'm too poor.

Goodnight Tali. Sweet dreams.

How are you?

That's no good, i hope you'll get some proper sleep tonight. I hear that, rainy is ok if you can just stay home and relax but if you have to go out it really sucks. I'm pretty good, yeah i did have today off and went shooting. No, unfortunately i didn't do THAT kind of shooting today, however the night is still young~

Sad. Kind of hungry too.

Got it launched.. woke up in a dark room
picked up a remote
picked up a stick
computer with unknown password
door is locked
nowhere to go, nothing to do but guess a password....
I dont believe it

I have enough cash to buy a lot of things, but theres not a lot of things i want to buy

That's unfortunate.

I used to have that problem. Then i stopped working for a long time (still doing that) and don't have disposable income anymore.

Are you sure? Try all the objects in the room with all the items you have. That start was kinda annoying.

Read remote's description.

You should REALLY consider sleeping longer. Like, seriously. It's fun, trust me. Definitely worth the shot. Even several ones.
Yeah, but knowing me I'll go to sleep again in the midddle of the night and then whine about it. God I'm such a whiny bitch sometimes.
Yeah, but sadly I'll probably be running around rooftops and stuff. Sleepy me and slippery rooftops aren't really the best combos you can get, so if I won't be here tomorrow, know that I loved you and that I jacked off to Hanako only once. Also, you can have my favourite cup with Winnie the Pooh. It's awesome.
Oh, and how was it? Are you good at it or doing it just to relax?
Well, have LOTS of fun then~

Good, pulling 30+ hour days isn't the healthiest.

>consider sleeping longer
It dun work like that sadly.

Behold! The virgin army!

Why?

ahHAH. Remote in the window.
ahHAH. Remote in the window.
I wish I could stop working for a long time... I could, too, but then I'd need to start taking from all my savings stashes and I don't want to do that. Those are for other things, not living expenses.

I see the game has read my user profile.
IM BEING HACKED

I usually take naps. Sometimes 3 or 4 even.

I'm not in charge at all over how much I can sleep.
In periods I can sleep 10+ hours easily, others I'm lucky if I get 5.
Lying in bed trying to sleep for hours with no success is anything but fun.

Why sad? Eat something.

Eh i'm the same way, i'll stay up until 2-3 in the morning knowing i'd have to get up in a few hours. Shit yeah that doesn't sound very safe at all. Aww that's sweet

Dont know. Had a cheese stick.

Well, I'm off.

Yes. Good.

Just one of those days huh. Yummy.

Never could take a nap. Like, ever. I just can't sleeep during the day. But hey, at least you nap. That's cool. Naps are cool.
Awwww, that sucks. It's not really healthy to be like it, but if you have to... I feel sorry for ya :(
Maybe take some pills for sleeping better? I heard they work. Might be worth a shot.
And we still keep telling ourselves in the morning that tonight will be different. Yeah, it isn't a bit safe. But hey, fun!

Don't be sad Tomoko, please.

Rumiho claimed

Bye Saya, good luck with what you do, hope you get some sleep when you're done.

Sleeping pills aren't exactly healthy either, getting addicted to those can make sleeping without them even harder.
I'm just trying to get as good sleep as I can, hoping it will pass naturally.

You are the saddest human alive.will amyone even love you?

Yeah. Its good.
Yeah its an option.
Im not that sad. Figure it as it goes I guess.

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It's an endless cycle... Yeah, roofs are dangerous as it is, add water and it makes it so much worse. Well if you're already falling might as well right? Silly you don't need my permission, you can do it as much as you like~ It was an H&K Mark 23, i've wanted one for years and was extremely surprised that they had one to rent. I'll post a pic of it. Heh kids these days wouldn't even know what to do with a real gun. There just might be~

Here it is.

Was it the string kind?

-Hanako

Yeah the string kind.

>H&K
>Hanako
Patrician taste in guns and waifu my friend

Which Yuno are you?

Those are the best kind. Been a while since i;ve had one.

Why thank you~

THE one and only~

Darling!~ How are you?

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Well, that's sadly also true. I'll hope you're gonna have a good night tonight.
Have you tried some milk? Or a few push-ups. Heard that might help and you sleep from being too tired or something.
Nighty' night, sleep tight!
Yeah, sadly...
Yup. But we usually don't do any rooftop jobs while raining, so I might just be safe today.
Might as well go with style.
Why thank you. I still have some time before work anyway, so..~
Huh, that even sounds sweet, I'm really glad you had a chance to shoot with one!
And... How could I do it~?
........truth be told I imagined it was a big-ass 200-rounds machine gun with a grenade launcher and stuff, but that's also cool, especially if you enjoyed it

Its fine but nothing too big
Hi

I'm pretty good, work had pizza and I ate TWICE, first when I came in and 2nd during my break towards the end of my shift~

Where's the booty?

still dont know age

Mine? 19

Well that's good, hopefully it will be an inside day for you. Oh my~ Thank you, i hope one day you'll get to go shooting too. W-well a few lewds would certainly help... Well they do have those, but they are a bit too expensive for me to shoot. Thank you~

oh. not u then, i mean the other one

Tried a few things, not too great success.
Not feeling too terrible despite sleeping less.
Look on the bright side, more time to do stuff.

How was your day?

i imagine the tomokos must feel similar annoyances to what twins feel

I also hope so. Maybe there won't be that much work and I'll get out earlier!
Hehe~
Also hope so, it sounds really fun
Like this~?
Well, maybe you could go with one on your birthday or something? Besides, when is your birthday?

Ah ok.
Nah. Its not a big deal

Isn't there three of them now, even worse...

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoko

jiminy cricket who could possibly hold all those tomokos?

It was really good, i went shooting today~
This is one of the guns i shotShort days are always nice. It really is quite exhilarating. Yes that's good~ Maybe, it would be pretty awesome to shoot a fully automatic gun. It's June 27th. What's your's?