God damn faggots

[Lucas Richardson]

God damn faggots

[Ryder Campbell]

good thread

[Chase Stewart]

...

[Tyler Jones]

big meaty knots till your wifes strap on is like a mini hot dog down a hallway

[Wyatt Torres]

Lol

[Ryder Jones]

the fox guy speaks the truth.

[Connor Evans]

if i miust

oh this is definitely all hearsay, the only person from management i've heard from about it is my direct supervisor and all she said was "he's no longer with us.."

[David Bailey]

cutebold

[Alexander Clark]

oh yes
render me incontinent, baby

[Luis Reed]

darwin youtube.com/watch?v=C3--OW7Vi3E

[Ryan Phillips]

That makes it sound like he died.

[Anthony Wood]

...

[Adam Perry]

I can experience the melancholy already.

[Brandon Green]

ass so broken you have to wear a diaper for life
kirkj status

[Benjamin Mitchell]

you are patronizing me

gave me a chuckle yea

[Carson Baker]

...

[Xavier Thompson]

...

[Easton Nguyen]

I can be one of those weird fetish guys who wear diapers.

[Parker Barnes]

I am not.

[John Allen]

I guess understanding the lyrics will do that.

[Christian Cooper]

just like darwin in his day to day life!
ruined so bad he has to seduce desperate people online

[Joseph James]

But that is better because I do not have to see them.

[Daniel Russell]

Why is Mario Golf so hard.

[Owen Ward]

>ruined so bad he has to seduce desperate people online
to be fair this is accurate for like 90% of the thread

[Robert Lopez]

it's a little more ethereal when one can only understand every third word

ever play that nes golf game

[Eli Peterson]

EHE

[Jonathan Ramirez]

yes and it was balls to the wall hard at times.

[Nathan Gonzalez]

...

[Adrian Myers]

ALRIGHT THEN
commencing egg picking

[Luis Wright]

Darwin seduce me.

[Dominic Thomas]

IS SUCKING DICKS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT

IS THERE NO END TO THE DICKS WHICH YOU WILL SUCK?

WHY DO YOU SUCK THE DICKS?
WHY?

[Mason Cooper]

...

[Dominic Collins]

too old

[Jonathan Price]

No guy likes being top to another guy
It's always at least somewhat of a compromise, or like a favor he's doing, or just a confused act of show-offy 'manliness' for the purpose of misguided prestige in other people's eyes
They can't honestly enjoy it within themselves, they rely on other people telling them it's the right thing to do

[Jaxon Sanchez]

do not seduce stairs, he is an illegal qt
at least nef has a wife, the rest of us are deplorables
please kms

[Jace Perry]

I tried to do that in voice on one occasion, and you just laughed nervously.

[Adrian Jones]

Darwin seduce me!

[Eli Bell]

gotta make daddy feel good..

i think i played mario golf on the 64 at one point, but never again after

[Ethan Sullivan]

pls I am nef

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Brayden Sullivan]

Darwin, seduce me.

[Bentley Butler]

Hnng
Watch the, ahem, "cock", he might get curious

[Asher Foster]

I remember there was a Golf game for the Virtual Boy. Man, that was horrid.

[Levi Clark]

T-that did not mean it did not work.

[Matthew Edwards]

already done

[Leo Sanchez]

Darwin seduce Darwin.

[Brayden Nguyen]

That one was amazing.

I managed to find the 3DS one complete at a pawn shop for a reasonable price.

[Gavin Taylor]

Alastor give me a high-paw.

[Zachary Bennett]

no picture, had 2 clarify

[Levi Jenkins]

i played a terrible karate-themed game on the virtual boy once

complete, as opposed to incomplete?

[Cooper Torres]

I'll no picture you, faggot

[Levi Davis]

THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN THE SUCKING OF DICKS

THOUGH, I DO NOT DISAGREE THAT IT IS DIFFERENT FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT DICKS ARE YOUR PURPOSE FOR EXISTING, THEN SO BE IT

BUT THIS IS A SAD EXISTENCE INDEED

CAN YOU LIVE WITH PURPOSE KNOWING THAT DICKS ALONE GIVE YOUR LIFE MEANING

YOU MUST FREE YOURSELF FROM THIS LIFE OF FELLATION

[Joseph Wilson]

as with the box and all that.

[Ethan Perry]

﹡ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖᵃʷˢ﹡

[Xavier Cruz]

...

[Dominic Anderson]

Here, you can keep my paw.

[Luke Sanders]

I would drink a vaporeon through a straw

[Justin Cooper]

PLEASE

CEASE THIS ENDLESS SUCKING OF DICKS

THERE IS NO GREATER PAIN THAN STANDING IDLY BY AS A FELLOW HUMAN FALLS BEYOND THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR

THINK NO MORE OF DICKS, AND YOU WILL BE FREE

[Robert Phillips]

ooooo toasty

[Jack Long]

Y-you too.

[Matthew Young]

...

[Owen Nelson]

...

[Chase Collins]

...

[Camden Peterson]

DUDE

[Tyler Scott]

...

[Daniel Howard]

what is this comic?

[Jacob Rivera]

Yes, exactly

[Thomas Jackson]

VERY WELL

THIS IS THE LIFE YOU HAVE CHOSEN FOR YOURSELF

I MERELY WANTED TO END THE SUFFERING

WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE SO PAINFUL

I WANT IT TO END

[Dominic Robinson]

My life goals

Soon,

You babe

[Justin Allen]

...

[Benjamin Allen]

...

[Aiden Ward]

Cool cool

[Andrew Fisher]

post whores

[Ryder Rivera]

youtube.com/watch?v=UDpMlV4LS-8

[Gavin Edwards]

will do

[Michael Wood]

my power steering pipe broke in my car
rip

[Carson Russell]

this album sounds better with the vinyl fuzz

[Jackson Wright]

...

[Chase Cox]

...

[Brody Lewis]

>

[Ethan Jenkins]

HunnBuns, Matty, laters

[Colton Howard]

Nothing sounds better on vinyl.
y-you too

[Sebastian Harris]

...

[Easton White]

...

[Chase Phillips]

What even is that product?

[Xavier Morris]

Take me with you

[Colton Cooper]

...

[Juan Rogers]

Oh yeah, the autistic girl across the street got a Poppy doll for her 18th birthday party this last weekend.

[Logan Fisher]

How do you know this?

[Gavin Gutierrez]

I was at her birthday party.

[Cooper Peterson]

And you failed to invite me...

[Isaiah Reed]

We weren't allowed to bring our girlfriends.

[Jaxon Stewart]

...

[Camden Walker]

Rough sex?
RUFF SEX!

[Adrian Walker]

is she cute?

[Owen Foster]

arf

[Isaiah Torres]

if i told you you'd lose whatever wonder you hold for it

you are being uselessly contrarian

[Jordan Ortiz]

I want to pet kissys head

[Dominic Robinson]

...

[Zachary Davis]

Rooooruffff

[Christian White]

His lower head...