ITT: Post your secrets

ITT: Post your secrets

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I voted trump but told everyone I voted Hillary so I wouldn't get berated at my job.

One time I took 10 buckaroos from mommy when she was sleeping so I could build by yu-gi-oh deck

im making this into a spiderman thread

I'm the guy who always posts that my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

picture unrelated

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I'm a 20 year old faggot who sucks off men older then my father
Funny thing is most of my friends think I'm straight. I try to convince myself I'm bi but I don't think thats the case. I'm to scared to come out because my dad is anti gay, but it secretly turns me on.

i suck drunk girls toes at parties

How do you go about doing it>

usually I use my mouth

Alright, alright. A bit of a read, but I'll get it off of my chest.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her some time.

A girl I know had her drink spiked at a party, I don't know who did it or if he managed to do anything with her but I wanted to give him the chance so I convinced her friends to leave so they could get the last train home.

>pasta

im calling you a cunt now so that girl in the wheelchair feels some justice.

Sleep over a girl's house in 9th grade, sure

I regularly have consensual sex in the missionary position

DEAR REAL user RESTRICT PORN TO PORN SECTIONS

I like to share pictures of my gf without her knowing

I have sucked 2 guys dick and 1 of them fucked me in the ass

i'm hoping my stepdaughter gets into financial trouble and ends up having to do porn. i want to see her sucking the biggest blackest dicks in porn. fucking bitch. that's just about what she deserves

I have a cuck fetish and make threads posting pics of a girl I like.

ususally i just ask "can i suck your toes" 2 out of 3 times it works

Had oral and anal sex with my cousin when we were 15.

Both guys btw

Let's see her

Nice

dear user, Sup Forums is a "containment" board which acts as acatch all for all other subjects not permitted in other boards. please understand

Did you give or receive?

There's already a secrets bread, should I post again?

Story of middle aged woman who used to let us chill and smoke weed in her house.

She would suck our dicks and eventually ended up letting us fuck her

I send dick pics on kik and i'm ashamed :(

Post again

Both, the relationship lasted around a week when he was at my house as my uncle was on a business trip.

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Nice bitch

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I pretend to not care, but I have a huge problem with being short. Considered limb-lengthening. I'm 5'7

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Mmm better pic, I like how she dresses like a slut

??? Wtf thats not short at all

Depends where he lives. Some places like korea its not but in most western countries its on the shorter side for a male.

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I live in Norway. Girl average here is 5'7...

It's a normal height for a woman.

I became a man's housewife for a weekend because his wife was out of town.

>I'm 19 years old
>Bi-curious male start to browse craigslist
>Look for a few months but always flake because I'm a pussy
>Find ad for an older guy who needs a housewife while his is out of town
> Bigger guy 6'3 6 inch cock nothing special
> I reply and agree to meet with him
> He opens the door greets me with a hug and grabs my ass
> he tells me to go upstairs and to get changed
> I go to his bedroom and see a legnerie set on the bed
>Put it on with a dress in the closet, lipstick and mascara
>Look in the mirror and think to myself what have I gotten myself into

>be me watched a shitload of trans and tgirls
>got curious about whats like to fuck one
>Looked up local trannies
>reached out a 23 qt Asian tgirl
>Responded and ready to fuck
>250 euros for an hour
>Fuck is too expensive
Now I'm wondering whether should I fuck her or not

go on...

last week i spent a good part of the evening under tose lovely peds

trans are still men, they smell like men, talk like men. if you've never been with a guy then you're in for a suprise. also

>paying for sex
user,pls

I actually sucked my mom's boobs when she was asleep. I was young and was actively into porn. She was in her night gown. I didn't pull off her dress, just wetted the cloth with my tongue and sucked them. I am ashamed till now.

>I go down stairs to meet him
>He pulls me in tight and gives me a kiss
>My first kiss was with a fat man older than my dad
>Part of me hated it and another part of me thought it was really hot
>We move to the couch and he out his arm around me
>We start to make out
>His tongue is aggressive and in my mouth
>I take off his shirt and start to kiss his chest
>I get off the couch and get on my knees
>I undo his pants and am looking at my first cock
>"good girl"
>I've practiced on my dildo but the real thing was soo much better
>I put my nose into his balls and go to town
>I'm loving it
>I'm taking in the smell, the taste, the feeling
>I'm rock hard
>He finishes in my mouth, not crazy about the taste of cum but I swallow anyways
>He calls me a good little cocksucker
>I join him on the couch where he stay shirtless and cuddled him while we watched movies
>This was just the beginning

Everyone thinks I'm manic depressive but it's much worse and I just want to be better.

i have experienced things most of this board only fantasizes about.

lesbian ham?

I'm a femanon with a huge hebephilia and I work as a babysitter

nope.
hint: i could do this easy.

5'7" short? hahaha that's anorexia/bulimia level dismorphic neurosis.

i'm 5 feet 4.5 inches (the extra .5 is important at this height haha).

But being serious, the the poster worried about 5'7"... you won't be in the NBA but for most things.. I really promise you that once you stop thinking about it/have a sense of humor about it, it doesn't matter. I've never had issue having girlfriends (current one is 9/10 25 years old.. i'm in my late 30s) and never felt it held me back.

im a virgin and im scared i won't get laid in university next year

i'm gay as fuck

OP?

How old were you?

Also
>actively into porn
Explain

5'7" is pretty short for a dude

not life-ruining short, but getting a bit of a complex about it isn't that unusual.

Damn, you got me

I had drived tanks, when I was drunken... long life the Bundeswehr

so 5'7 is alright ?

>>actively into porn
>Explain

i used to fap to tranny porn and gay porn until i landed on milf porn.

man don't even worry about it. if what you're worried about is chicks, im 190cm tall and i dont get shit

What ages are you most attracted to, and what is the youngest you have EVER been attracted to.

Do you like boys, girls, or both?

Fuck, you guys made my day.

I faked a caring voice for a girl crying over Skype for 25 minutes. And faked most of our interactions together IRL too. We met on Sup Forums originally on a feels thread.

She told me about her brother committing suicide and how she walked in him in the bathroom dead. I hear her voice breaking as she explains how so many of her family members have died. I purposely put on the most caring voice I can use for another human being. I keep telling her that everything is okay. She cries like there is no depth to her suffering, like some sort of bottomless well of tears. I feel internal disgust towards this pitiful weak little girl while outwardly keeping up the facade of affection. She tells me that I am a sweet man in a naive voice and I know with complete confidence that I have completely faked this whole interaction to another person's heart. I have successfully put on a complete mask in convincing this person what I am versus what I actually am.
cont?

Bi?
Is that the only thing like that you've ever done?
And how old were you?

>Is that the only thing like that you've ever done?
>And how old were you?

yes, i am gay, and i have done other things. like gay sex besides the mom thing.

i was 12.

how old are you and how old are your attraction? I'm also into teens, and I'm 25 between 13 to 19.

OP?

I once undressed and touched my sister while she was passed out drunk...

go to bed Sam.

Real Talk Niggas.

I don't like chicken or watermelon, but I do like mayo and bland spiceless food.

You have a snapchat or email?

Im 27m and same here as you both.

Wish my gf was a hebe too..ugh

seen this pasta before homie

nice, ur lucky to be a female since u r trusted more with children

im 19 and i want to start doing this, im only atracted to older men but my anxiety doesnt let me meet qt daddies :(

I originally seduced my wife just so I could join the Mile high club.

>just wanted to have sex in a plane
>ended up married 2 kids
>my wife is a pilot
>have sex in cockpit
>worth it

no don't continue. Nobody cares.

first time 21/13. but people get mad. so 14.

Appreciate, if nobody cares then it means it cannot haunt me. I will continue.

What's you kik?

>spaghetti

>ages
11/12 to 16

>youngest
between 11 and 12

>boys, girls, or bothhow old are you
26 now

>how old are your attraction
I actually almost ever preferred younger boys, but speaking of true hebephilia i think I started in my early twenties

>I'm also into teens
Male or female? And do you like m or f?

Sam? I missed this one

"Relationship"

what is it that you're attracted about hebes?

do you never leave this place or something?

thier big sweaty pussies.

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one time, i was leaving a buddy's apartment and then it just happened that my car was parked behind some guy's apartment. this guy's name was larry and i never really liked him; he was an asshole. he was also around in my buddy's apartment upstairs sometimes. i never hung out with larry specifically. one time, i tried to become his buddy and gave him a tape of "mixmaster mike - antitheft device" and 35 bucks for weed. he never delivered. he moved out of his apartment and i moved to california. i stole a big metal dolly--cart with wheels; nice wheels that were inflatable--from his abandoned yard. someone else stole tires and rims that were there (knew the guy). i sold the dolly for 25 bucks at a pawn shop as i just needed cash because i was moving. those weren't my secrets. the night i mentioned, that i left the upstairs apartment and he lived downstairs, my car was right up at his bedroom window. it was perfect timing that i sat down just as his fat, ugly naked girlfriend came into the room right in front of me, 20 feet away. i was STUCK. he came in and they had lame doggy style sex for 10 minutes and it was summer, their window was open, i had to pretend i wasnt there because they'd just look left and see me and i had just been upstairs and hanging out with them. they'd think i was stalking them but actually, i just couldn't start the car and had to pretend i wasn't there.

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i'm in love with a girl named maria m

i like girls around 11-14. ama i guess

Nine inches shorter than me, and I'm hardly a giant.

Everything went better than expected.

Lucky you, user

Get help then. The first step is the hardest, but a shrink will help you.