Sup /b post stories about tards and trad-wranglers I'LL START

Sup /b post stories about tards and trad-wranglers I'LL START

>Be me, freshmen
>The School has a place for the "Special" Kids
>You can go there during Break
>decide to go
>My Friends come with me
>Nothing Much there small number of Tards
>We Leave, Never go in again
>3 months later
>The School Starts construction on new library and Classes.
>Fast Forward Next Year
>The Tards get moved to new room connected to The library
>Because of new tard facilities a bunch of tards come to this school
>Fast forward 7 weeks
>Assessment time
>The period before recess is the History Test
>My Friend Shows up half way trough and gets sent down to the library
>He sits down at a desk and does some homework
>A wild tard goes up to him
>I come in to return some books because i finished before everyone in my class
>I see the tard slowly walk to my friend
>WHAAAT-YAAAA-DOOOIN? The tard Yells to my friend
>So loud i could hear it from the other end of the library
>My friend is in shock]
>I-SAIIIIID-WATTTTTT-YAAA-DOOOOIN He yells louder and with more anger
>3 tard-wranglers run out
>TEEEELLLLLLL-MMMMMEEEE He yells and starts to hit my friend
>the tard-wranglers get to him before he will cause more damage.

Want Moar?

Yee but you better have this shit pre-typed

cont.

Heres some more

>Be same year
>We have to use a class next to the Tard class because of reasons
>About half an hour into the lesson something happens
>one tard escapes
>she is running around the library screaming
>we can hear her
>other tards start screaming aswell
>We hear banging
>we get up to see whats happening
>the girl is throwing books at the tard-wranglers and saying she wants
chocolate
>The teacher tells us to get back inside
>the shit goes on for the entire lesson
>3 periods later is break
>i walk over to the library windows to see whats going on
>the teachers are helping to put books back
>theres gotta be about 200 on the floor
>Tell my friends
>they go to the library,
>I see them walk back out no more than 30 seconds later
>apparently a book shelf fell down

cont?

Man, shut the fuck up

kys, let the man cont.

Yes, continue

I dont even think anyone is reading this but fuck it

>Last day of the year
>Some of kids dont show up "CAUSE LAST DAY BROOOO"
>the only kid i sort of know whos there that day has mild autism
>he is fine just a it crazy sometimes
>we dicide to go into the tard room cause aparently they have cake
>i sit down with him and we start talking about politics n' shit
>The tard that hit my friend is talking to another tard
>MOOOLLLY-GIIIIVVVEEE-MEEEE-DAAA-CAAAAKKKKE
>She doesnt even fucking have any
>he already have like 3 slices
>the tard-wranglers dont do anything
>I ask the guy i came in with does this happen alot
>He said no, but the Tard may hit you if you dont answer
>Molly isnt Speaking
>OHSHITTHISWILLBEGOOD.JPG
>GIVVVVVVVVVVVVE-MEEEEEEEEEE-DAAAAAAAAAA-CAAKEEEE
>the tard-wranglers start to notice and one gets up
>The tard starts hiting molly
>4 Tard-wranglers run to stop him
>He hits her on the head
>She aint moving
>We get told to leave
>i spend the entire break wondering if she died
>Next year i was told she thought it would be a good idea to go to sleep
Tards theses days right?

cont pls, but it better be pretyped.. just dump it

still waiting...

Bumping for OP

I got a single tard story
>Highschool
>Me and jackie are good friends
>we are eating lunch one day when the local tard guard asks us to watch this tard (his name was moe)
>doesnt take no for an answer, runs off after moe sits his fat ass down
>Turns out moe is easy to manipulate.
>Spend lunch period making moe do stupid shit (take off his pants and throw them on the counter, pour milk on himself, etc)
>we decide moe is "cool enough" to sit with us everyday

It was good for me cause i found moe to be entertaining, but jackie had a plan

>4 months in, school announces that they will need someone to do messages for the first 10 minutes of lunch period
>Jackie and i tell moe he would be perfect
>No one can break poor moes heart and run against him, so he gets to do the messages
>We get him to say stupid shit like "for today lunch, it will be used panties"
>Usually came out "TODAYZZ LUNCH IS PANTIES HURRRR"
>still laughworthy, but jackie had been grooming poor moe
>Poor moe now knew some very bad words
>About a week later i hear the announcements
>"TODAYZ I SHWANNA SAY SOMETING. KARL (me) IZ MYYYYH NIGGER. HE AND I LIKE TO SADDOMINIZE EACH OTHUR AFTER SCHOOL. HIS CHOCK TASTES LIKE POOPIE
>i stop chewing and slowly turn towards jackie
>hes nearly pissing himself laughing
>walked as briskly as i could out the side door, and across the foot ball field into the woods
>Spent all day in the woods

Jackie was suspended cause he wrote down moes special announcement on a piece of paper moe had written jackies name on.

I was also suspended cause they thought i was in on it. I got the last laugh cause i fucked jackies sister

>Its 2012, mid election
>Half my friend dont give a shit while the others are split between obama and romney
>The kid with mild autism's dad is a republican so the kid is Full on TEA PARTY
>One day the kid is crying
>I go up to him to see whats wrong
>He said in the tard class he got punched by a black tard because he didnt like obama
>apparently obamas that kids Dad
Fucking tards, am i right
>The kid continues to get punched by the black kid everyday
>the day after the election is a bad day for the kid
>the black kid told everyone that the kid said to him
>"Go back to africa ya shit ridden nigger"
> I've had it
>tell my friends about this
>they get a bit pissed
>we find out the black kid likes that molly chick
>we devise a plan
>go into the Tard room
>ask molly out and see if the kid reacts
> 2 weeks later we pay a kid in our year 60 bucks to do it
>the kid goes in and does it
>apparently the black tard gets so triggered that he starts hitting her
>the kid who hit my friend starts to join in
>The Tard-Wranglers try and get him off
>TARD STRENGH ENGAGED
>The black tard starts hitting the wranglers
>he runs out into the open and starts hitting anyone he can see
>you cant hit him back because he retarded
>the kid hit like 7 people before running out of the grounds
>he was found a while later, sadly no lawsuits where filed

I haven't pre-typed them (sorry) but i have one more about a weeb

Illbump ya

Good stories OP: here, have my bump

Sister story sounds better green text that. Bonus if she was also retarded

>be me, working at 7-11
>One balmy summer night, we run out of blue slushie
>Squatting like a slav in front of the machine,.changing the b.i.b. so we can all enjoy blue slushies
>All of a sudden i feel a shove
>look up and see 6'4'' of red faced tard
>WHERES BLUE
>uhh ill have it ready in a minute buddy
>that was a lie, it takes 20 minutes for it to go from liquid to slush
>the tard knows, and hooks me right in the temple
>Go down like a cheerleader on prom night and get several savage blows to the head
>Tards been drinking his milk
>feels like getting hit with a brick
>position myself and kick him square in his tater tots
>Hear his gurgling and he falls over
>his mother runs over
>Im sure she couldnt have done this 5 minutes sooner
>starts yelling at me, only word i can discern is "lawsuit"
>kick her in the tard oven, she also keels over
>my manager walks over now, seeing 3 people taking a siesta on his floor
>All 3 of us start explaining

The rest isn't that interesting, but no lawsuit happened, tard daddy tried to intimidate me a week later, but i didnt have any of it.

Manager tells that story to this day to anyone who will listen.

This

Short story about a weeb,

>Final Year
>A new tard comes in, he is on the verge of autism so he is in the normal classes
>Eveyonce and a while a wrangler comes in to help him
>He talks to himself alot
>My friends joke about him shooting up the school
>I get partened with him in history
>we have to do a presentation about World War one
>I know about this shit so i have it coverd
>we go to the library to work on it
>I spend the time writing a speech down and he just talks about anime and shit
>He said that he wishes he would be in japan because
>"I UNDERSATND THE CULTURE, AND BECAUSE ASIAN GIRLS WOULD LIKE MUH BIG DICK"
>He goes on for fuckin ages
> He is talking about Deathnote
>I havent even seen it but ive had enough of his shit
>i say
>"ANIME SUCKS DICK"
>He goes quiet
>"DONT TALK BULLSHIT ON IT ITS REALLY COOOOOOL"
>He starts to cry
>a tard wrangerler from the tard room sees us and runs to us,
>i get a detention for bullying

Thats the last story i have see ya /b

t h i s

When I was in kindergarten another boy and I were stacking those cardboard boxes that have "brick" texture on them. We ended up stacking it so high that all the other kids came to stare at it and cheered us as we stacked it higher and higher without it falling.

Then motherfucking "Amanda" showed up. The fucking retard kid with the strap on glasses saw the wall, made a screeching noise and ran all the way across the double length classroom to barrel into it and knock it to the floor. I just snapped. I jumped on top of her and just started punching her over and over and I split her lips and bloodied her nose before the teacher could pull me off.
She died a few years later from tard related complications. Fucking potato.

Well, jackie and his family werent retarded. Id wager and say they are a genius level at fucking with people.

But heres how i fucked elle (jackies sister)
>The karl-moe love story still sticks to me for a year
>Still hang with jackie, but i vow to get revenge
>One weekend, we are hanging at his house
>Jackie went to get some pizza ( he was too jewish to tip) me, elle, and her mother are at the house.
>"karl, why do you still hang out with that dipshit (jackie)?"
>Explain to elle that in not about to let a little accused homosexuality stop a friendship
>"he did what?" Elle looks flabbergasted
>calls over her mom and i tell the whole story to them. Apparently all they knew was jackie convinced the special kid to do something

At this point let me reiterate that i only fucked elle, not her and her mother. I know someone will ask if i dont point it out

>elle and her mom apologize and tell me that they are so sorry about jackie
>i aint mad anymore but i like to stir shit up and talk about how im so unlucky cause people still talk about it
>jackie saunters in with the pizza.
>sets them down with this dumb grin, asking whats up
>Elle punches him in directly in the gut

Also, jackies sister isnt some smoking hot 10/10, she's a 6.5 biker bitch. Atleast her style is.

Later

>elle offers to drive me
>beatsWalking.jpg
>We are driving, still talking about the incident
>So people still think you fucked that tard?
>Yea, its pretty fucked up, and i cant even get a girl to go out with me over this shit
>jackie pulls over
>Its wisconsin, and we are on a quiet rural/suburban road
>she starts saying how shes always had a crush on me, etc etc
>we talk a bit, then start stripping alot.
>We start fucking in her moms jeep
>Snap of picture of her pussy with my cock balls deep.
>Make sure to get a bit of her tattoo in the picture

To make a long story shorter by half, i then proceeded to send a pic of elles pussy to jackie everytime he pissed me off.

Bump

Does he know its his sisters?

Just so we can know

Of course, elle had this large celtic cross with thorns tattoo on her lower stomach. Shit was an amazing tattoo, and she told me she had to fuck some guy like 10times to get it finished. It was a 50hr tattoo (?) Im not sure if thats good or bad, im a pretty basic fag

Kek, have a bump

Are you sure you're not the yard with that random capitalization? That shit makes it annoying to read

Ill throw down with another gas station story, cause most gas station customers might as well be retarded

>Dead of winter
>dead in the store
>Mopping up the salty water from the rug
>Dude runs in
>"watch out, the floor is wet"
>he turns, gets out the words "what di-" then slips and falls directly into a puddle of mop water, his head cracking against the floot
>Stand over him and say "the floor is wet"

He didnt find it funny

>Its also winter
>making some roller cooker hot dogs
>guy comes in and asks if the hot dogs are done
>no, itll be 5 minutes to cook them
>Takes one of the dogs, fixes it up and pays for it
>fuck him, im told him they werent done
>comes back in, yelling to my manager about how the hot dog is cold
>manager tells him (exact quote)
>Take your frozen weiner and fuck yourself

Turns out the manager found out his wife crashed his car a few minutes beforehand

Kek