Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums
I'm a crossdressing Canadian faggot and I was wondering how I would go about finding a "sugar daddy" to buy me lingerie and warship my ass. How do you ask someone to be a sugar daddy? Do people usually react well?

Cheers.

canada pretty good,how to get there ? for white immigramt

One tip to get sugar daddy. Be female.

most guys want to be a sugar daddy. just ask.

If you need a warship in your ass, if find an American. They have more of them than anyone else.

More pics and we'll help find you one

10/10 would fuck so hard. Lettme buy you lingerie gorgeous

a timestamp on your ass would be nice

>more pics
>implying

What province? I might be interested.
>30
>Business Owner
>athletic fit, would let you cum

You get plowed and suck dick until someone gets obsessed with you or you get aids. The state will ask you not to fuck anymore though.

>Hey Sup Forums
>I'm a crossdressing Canadian faggot and I was wondering how I would go about finding a "sugar daddy" to buy me lingerie and warship my ass. How do you ask someone to be a sugar daddy? Do people usually react well?
>
>Cheers.
You will where silly bands, that died

Op here, that picture is not me if it was I wouldn't have any problems at all. I only have a single shit tier photo of myself on my phone which I will attach but you've probably seen me in a trap thread if you've made it this far.

Ontario

Someone has to defend my rectum from aquatic attacks

too bad, anywhere in Atlantic Canada would have been fine for me. More pics would be nice though.

I'm actually interested in finding a sugar daddy too.

1. Because money is much needed.
2. I don't mind selling myself.
3. I also wouldn't mind being friends, so long as the sugar daddy-ness continues.

I'm pretty much willing to do anything sexually, so long as it's not unhygienic or something like Scat.

Pissing im even fine with.

I'm from southern alberta, any sugar daddies interested?

You can freely have my kik.

KingAsmodeus

Pictures of me will come through kik.

Getthelube.com

online dating, lots of people with spare time and cash on those

>warship my ass

>Cheers.
stopped reading right there

thats gay

My ass minus time stamp cause I don't own any markers

thank you.

Well then, you didn't miss anything because that was literally the last sentence.

Shiver me timbers

I'm in Ontario (Oakville), how do I get in touch?

Maybe we can figure something out

American maritime general here. We don't have warships large enough to accommodate op's anus adequately.

But I thought you WANTED sea men all up in your ass...

get a job

kill yourself you fucking leaf faggot

Ill do it lmfao

Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!
We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say HOORAY!
Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!
(spoken) Weigh anchooor!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
Dig in the dirt and dig in it fast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
Hahahahaha! (Yay!)
We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!
Laaaand ho!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
(spoken) Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!
(singing) Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!
Hahahahahaha!
(spoken) You are a pirate!
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

Hey , hi good luck to find someone , anyway looking from my point i'd prefer a clean body no bodyhair at all .
I done a good living in the 80' and 90' selling myself , but as i said bodywise i was very much like a girl , i was slim but wide hips that give a good highlight to the ass , i had no body hair long brown hair and i was very much avilable for singles o group of men .
So i suggest to become more girl looking , at least with no body hair

Op kik?

That's not a yamato

I want to fuck you so badly

I realised that after I posted it, it's actually the USS Iowa (I think)

Being 2017 and not having warshipped ur ass

What is the maximum age you'd accept for a sugar daddy?