/turnleft/ - Ford EcoBoost 400 - Race/Post-Race Thread

Meme cautions, meme wrecks, meme drivers

>4th place is the best position

based France

this anticlimax

GIMMIE WINS AGAIN

Kek confirms he is with Gimmie

They can wreck again, right?

You bet your ass

>Kyle wins lol
i fucking hate everything

Oh they will most certainly wreck again. Betting on one more caution.

>1-3: Johnson wins
>4-6: Ky. Busch wins
>7-9: Logano wins
>0: Johnson given the title over some bizarre rule
>dubs: Shenanigans and no winner determined today
>trips: meteor
>quads: NASCAR folds before the end of the race
>quints: Cthulu is summoned

rolling

Edwards fans, where do we go now.
Unbelievable. They keep saying "he had to turn down, you cant let him get by, this is for the championship". Why not? There were still 10 laps left, and Carl
s car was clearly faster, he could have let logano go then driven back by him.

Well go Jimmie, get 7

We don't run 40 car fields in a 4 car championship for nothing

Kek is with Gimmie

Literally praising him rn

>logano again

kek only has so much magic

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Why does NASCAR keep fixing things for Jimmie to be like the next Petty or Earnhardt when literally no one likes him

rolling for the real result

>There were still 10 laps left, and Carls car was clearly faster, he could have let logano go then driven back by him

Aero Push was most definitely the big fear

fuck off Jimmie is the best

>again

Reposting angry truth pasta

THIS IS WHAT JOEY LOGANO HAS DONE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY OF HIS CAREER
IT'S WHY HE'S HATED IN THE CHARLOTTE NC AREA
MANY LATE MODEL CARS WERE WRECKED LIKE THIS DURING JOEY'S EARLY YEARS BECAUSE DADDY COULD ALWAYS AFFORD A NEW ONE
FUCK JOEY LOGANO

To have a living legend

nascar commentators are in the business of sugarcoating everything. no way they would state the fact that carl fucked up

Gimmie created Kek on Sup Forums and Sup Forums

It's over Buschfags

So Hamlin is gonna "accidentally" spin Jimmie out right? For the good of JGR?

casual as fuck fans and people they barely watch love jimmie

Lets post webms in the mean time

>gets rid of the championship format that handed him the championship

>NASCAR is for Jimmie

>is this the break Jimmie Johnson needed?

Yes, dumbass, it is.


>this announce crew

Jimmie pls

people who understand racing love Jimmie. Idiots who only watch for the crashes and are form the south root against him

what if kyle does it on the last lap to win? would you guys finally like him then?

i mean where the fuck were they going to do when they got to turn 1 from being that low on the track

>not concessionposting

LOL
DADDY WAS RICH.

Daddy Logano owned garbage trucks. He wasn't the fucking koch brothers.

Tangentially related, but casual fans are idiots. I talked to a girl the other day who considered herself a NASCAR fan and she didn't know who Jimmie Johnson was. I wtf'd out of that convo pretty quick.

Buschfags BTFO

GIMMIE WINS AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH1111111!!!

Sent from my iPad

Rolling for a result I like

>the 18 and the 48 are the winners in this situation, they didn't get caught in the wreck, the 19 and 22 did
>mfw they actually said this

>tfw chase babby is going go get #se7en

VORTEX THEORY

>there will never be a legitimate champion ever again
>there will never not be plagues of bullshit cautions ever again
>there will never not be retarded restarts ever again
>there will never be non-downforce dependent cars ever again
>there will never be consistent officiating ever

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You guys realize they keep changing the rules so Knaus can continue to cheat and win, right?

Can someone post a Webb of a girl squirting from anal? T-thanks in advance

>500 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't started

Wat do?

>Daddy Logano owned garbage trucks
yeah, all of them in the state

Now we see why Gordon really retired.

I also want this

>JGR
Jeff Gordon racing??

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>harvick hates Kyle
>Pseudo Hendrick car
>car accidentally doesn't go on restart

My dinner is better.

There ever was consistent officiating?

lmao ok

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Here's my opinion on Jimmie: He is the best driver.

Now I know what you might be thinking: isn't it Petty? Well, I think that the reason Petty won so many is because he was the first to really have a good car. He won because his car was better than everyone else's, not because he was a better driver.

Notice the lack of again

>waste management company in the northeast
>Italian

Shit, is Logano a mobster?

>>>/ /

Hopefully Larson can pull this shit off....

>have to work
>be carl fan
>follow leaderboard on phone, watch carl lead all day
>get off work just as they leave the pits on the last caution
>turn on mobile tv app on phone to watch just as they restart
>see carl die
fuck this

Almost no serious fan thinks Petty is GOAT

AND WERE OFF!

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Italians are arguably the best racers in the world

I won a couple of NNS races in my day..can prove if interested

I feel like Harvick is planning something ...

kek

N-no

Waste Management owned like, 50%, Tom Logano was bought out by WM.

He owned the greater middlesex area and that was it.

T. Connecticutioner.

everything jeff burton says goes in one year and out the other

>trucks are still cleaning up
>back to yellow

Too many people still do. People forget that while he was a pretty good driver, he was actually just in a much better car.

Everyone knows Ricky Bobby is the real GOAT though.

I'm a big #3 fan but I hope Jimmie wins it.

>ticking off laps under caution

I've always hated that

Harv will have the chance to block and totally fuck Kyle. Cuz you know Kyle will try to make it 3 wide

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idgaf

He's loaded enough to buy Joey a new late model every season and after he wrecked out a small budget competitor

>yfw fishlips wins it

>muh king
People throw a fit when the 48 runs a spoiler 1/1000 of an inch too high. Yet they praise petty when he literally ran A FOUR FOOT WING on his car that no one else had

>Everyone behind him came

WTF

at least we can understand what he's saying

for the love of god harvick. sacrifice the win so you can cuck kyle. please harvick

What would happen if all 4 wrecked out of the race at the same time?

CAT skid steeuh lowduh

infield cagematch to the death

>first to have a good car
Who is David Pearson?

OMG SO MANY VARIABLES

>Kylels gonna highlinewinslol to another chip

delete this shitty sport

Ward Burton and Sterling Marlin required Redneck to English translators

I miss them

France changes the chase format again

last timing line crossed at the time of caution would decide it

Legano still might do it. I mean he won't, but it's something

shitgano will never EVER be a champion

I honestly think Ward would have been more successful if he hadn't spent so many years at a mediocre team.

See also Terry Labonte driving for Billy Hagan

Ryan Newman wins

>yfw Kryle crashes into the wall at 180 mph and dies

>I didn't realize he didnt get the high line until after i posted this

Delete my stupid self

juanpablomontoya.jpg

am I the only one fine with Kyle winning? Im in no way a fan of his, I hope he never wins another race. But at least he earned this. After last year's ****championship***, this at least makes up for it. He's ran up front all year and won races.

FUCKING STEAKHOUSE