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"woah this bitch is crazy better put it up there"

Nigfest

Did it burn in his flesh and got stuck?

>cops so paranoid of guns they shoot people for holding a wallet
>America
>guns keepin everyone save

he succ

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Id start killing

>bait
nigga you don't get out of your car fumbling with shit in your hands when a cop pulls you over.

this why did the tard get out

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The burning bit most likely broke apart and fell off the stick.

>Murica
>Fat cops

I bet there was a sign that said "do not enter. One way" or something and she was all like "you can't tell me what to do!"

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>eternal bleeding
I'm not the one who said it.

This is pretty badass piloting right here

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Subtle.

I know, I'll put burning metal in my mouth and see what happens!

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A single gun shot would have cleared the room

fuck knows why, dude was fumbling like he was drunk tbh. Lucky the cops didn't mag dump his ass.

>because you get shot

Are you really this retarded?

An officer carries a loaded handgun while hiding behing a bullet proof vest, with the ability to call every available oficer to his location for support. While you are being pulled over the officer has every tactical advantage even if you are holding a loaded firearm. You have to turn awkwardly to even aim, not to mention getting out of the car. HE has 100% view on you and already has his car as cover with another officer already on his way to his location.

So an officer who has a bulletproof vest, the ability to call for every backup, a loaded firearm, and the tactical advantage somehow has to be cautious of you who is sitting in your car with every odd against you. Yeah... sure.

can anyone post the black guy devastating some other black chick with his edgy dance?

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didnt this kill her

>current year
>being this retarded

>burning magnesium
>I'll just put it in my wet mouth
>nothing could possibly go wrong

Don't be a fucking retard.

Anyone who has ever been confronted or pulled over by a cop knows that you just don't do shit like that.

Cops have a right to be a bit wary considering how quickly things can go wrong for them.

I'm always amused at how if someone uses a kick in a fight that means they are either very good at fighting or incredibly shit, and you can tell which by the results.

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Nope, instant retard. Wanna see instant dead?

He only had an "emotional breakdown" because he knew his career could have been over Perfect point being how he just happens to stop at one point and lean on the front of his car right in front of his dash cam having his "emotional breakdown" aka making a show. If the victim was black there would be a seven figure payout and there would be riots but the court says "hey he's white we can get away with covering the cop's ass".

It's a good thing you're not a cop, because by that logic it's okay for a suspect to fire off shots as long as your fucking vest absorbs it. fucking kek

If it didn't she's got severe brain damage.

He didn't get pulled over you fucking retard it says right in the video that he got into a fender bender with the 18 wheeler parked in front of him.

Fucking nigger too dumb to know to drop and roll. Jesus they teach you that a lot for some shit that never happens and when it does happen you see a nigger calmly undress his sweater of flames. Yes I mad. Yes I'm salty. This is fucking insane. Please tell me this isn't an American but I already know it is.

was that real or was she faking it?

No, what the fuck
Story?

it's funny how you don't see jumbo jets as flying in that way with the ability to maneuver, like they just seem like giant robots that move in straight lines or, this is cool

YOU ARE FUCKING SICK

Wtf why are they burying a living dog?

dude kys

its reversed how dumb are you

The cop is still behind you and unaware of what is fully going on you pedantic shit.

It's reversed you dumb fucking idiot

She got fuckin quadriplegia from this shit

desegregation is the worst thing that ever happened to this country.

wait hold on this might be a bait

help im stupid

wtf, everyone seems pretty sad about burying that dog alive

wtf was going on at the end there - the second phase of the boss fight when the minions join in??

WHAT IF I TELL YOU I KNEW IT, AND I FUCKING BAITED YOU
YOU CAN CALL ME GANDALF

I got my head bounced off the floor in a bar one night. I'm told something similar happened. My eyes rolled back and I just started shaking. I felt fine once I had time to get my head straight again though, a little dizzy and one hell of a head ache but other than that not much happened.

Right, you dont do shit like that because cops want to shoot you. They actually want to shoot you. Cops see themselves as judge dredd.
Also what if you are piss drunk? Yeah you shouldn't be driving but that doesn't warrent your death.

An officicer every advantage over you EVERY advantage. If an officier is scared of the person being pulled over, then he shouldn't be allowed to wear a badge.

Ohh lol im probably retarded

it's like whenever Jackie chan would fight the one boss fighter with ridiculous leg action and you always think he's badass

>all that un-snorted coke swept away
what a waste

Can you fags keep it to non-porn webms instead of faggot politics and retard halp dog questions

jealous

I FUCKING KNEW IT

The title is actually more profound than I expected.

goddamn ooga boogas

medfag here. prete sure it did if she wasnt in emergency ward in ~5-15 minutes

im dying

He's on meth or salts or something to inhibit pain response. Stopping, dropping and rolling doesn't have much effect if you're coated in an accelerant which appears to be the case. Not that I think he's aware of that, still retarded.

Low quality bait.

post webms, or go to fucking Sup Forums if u want to talk nonsense normies REEEEEEE

Guess you missed the full video, the cop had a mental breakdown once he realized he was unarmed.

i'm bout to jetpack out of this bitch

>RichardPryor.webm

the other guys reaction is priceless

>Profound

I sure hope you mean that it's profound that niggers are too fucking dumb to use the same tools given to whites.

It's ok I guess I am too. :(

>Taking the bait

low quality b8 0/8

Everyone call this faggot a faggot for posting porn in a nonporn webm thread

I mean the metaphor is pretty apt.

Nigs do it to themselves.

That's not porn. That is whaling.

so fucking fake holy shit lol

I'll do this to you if you cyberbully me more kiddo i'll meme ya

>If the victim was black there would be a seven figure payout

name 3 times that has ever happened

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i know right

Its animal porn faggot
A monkey fucking a whale

kek made my day

All things considered he's lucky they just shot him

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hah triggered retarded faggot

top kek

>being this fuckin retarded

This is art.

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how to never taste anything ever egain