Ask a 22 year old who recently got diagnosed with aspergers anything

Ask a 22 year old who recently got diagnosed with aspergers anything

Obviously not a real condition. Why would they call it aspergers? That's just mean.

Assburgers are delicious

how does it feel to be a literal retard?

Pretty sure they don't even diagnose Asperger's in the UK anymore lmao

check'd
yes
comfy

>UK

THIS

Do you feel it explains the way you have felt and looked at the world all your life?

Did you suspect this was the case already or was it a surprise?

What is your sperging thing you do the most?

>Do you feel it explains the way you have felt and looked at the world all your life?
yes, now that I'm know I'm actually retarded I feel alot better about myself and what I've done

>Did you suspect this was the case already or was it a surprise?
I was a little suspicious but I always though I was just socially anxious

Du u like POTATODS???

sit alone and play videogames while doing everything to avoid any form of social interaction in the real world
I fucking love potatods

Do you less guilty for coming to Sup Forums instead of hanging out with people irl?

Does it affect what you jerk off to?

Nah bro. You're not retarded. Stop saying that shit.

Your brain is wired differently than the neurotypical normies but that doesn't make you retarded.

You've got different mental strengths than others. Learn to play to those.

If you want to be able to pass as a normie sometimes, consider learning acting.

Seriously, drama class is one of the reasons I can pass myself off as "normal".

How does it feel to get a made up diagnosis just becouse you fail at life and your parents failed at raising you?

...Meaning I had a drama class back in HS, which was over 20 years ago. Not saying I'm in one now.

Need a hug bro?

yep
I jerk off to a lot of stuff, everything from "normal" porn to furry porn
k
good

> drama class
> normal
> so edgy

Probably no worse than sucking the nigger jizz out of your own mom's brutalized cunt, like the cuckmuffin you are.

>Your brain is wired differently than the neurotypical normies but that doesn't make you retarded.

that's exacly what makes you a retard

Always welcome, but never required.

Just secure in who I am and encourage others to feel the same about themselves.

Mad couse bad

kek'd

Regardless, it just goes to show how beta Asperger's is lol

you now realise ass burger is literally code for shit

I learned a little bit of acting. So now I "act" normal. But I'm not a twisted fucking psychopath with a grill lighter or anything.

Sure kid. I'm a girl by the way.

You watch way to many tv shows my man.

How about the process of getting diagnosed? How did it happen? Did you just wake up, go to the doctors, or what?

>it just goes to show how beta Asperger's is

ye no shit

Have people told you that you pass as "normal"?

you want ketchup with that burger??

kinda happened over the past year
I was forced to see a doctor after spending 2 weeks in the army.
Doctor wrote me off with depression and sendt me to a shrink and after seeing her for over a year I got diagnosed

>ketchup on burgers

Asperger is no longer a diagnosis under the DSM. You are a liar OP

"While the label of “Asperger’s Syndrome” has been removed from the DSM 5, know that the diagnosis itself remains only now with a new label, Social Communication Disorder, as a mild form of autism spectrum disorder."

heck off

I always believed it was a bullshit diagnosis anyway, fucking parents who wanted a diagnos for their kid that they failed to raise.

Hey, I've got autism too. How severe is it? I can relate to your struggles my dude.

ketchup is made for burgers and hotdogs, now i'm not here to talk about politics but you dont have the privilege nor the knowledge to shame me for eating what i want to. good day.

Ah okay, someone else did it for you. I'm looking to get diagnosed just so people will stop calling me a liar. Never really knew the process. How do you feel now?
>Like a piece of a puzzle just came to you and solved that mystery of your lifeM

Basically the difference between a retarded autistic person and someone deserving of the title neurodiverse, is how well they can function in society.

Don't use your diagnosis as an excuse to be retarded on purpose OP. I don't know about taking acting classes, seems a bit gay and unnecessary to me. You can read all about body language and shit on the internet, and you can (eventually) learn to quickly pick up on that shit by socialising.

Lots of people have mild autism, not all of them are awkward retards.

not too bad
I'm limited to what I can do especially now that I'm diagnosed but appart from that I'm ok

better, it sucked at the start because it's not like I want to be labeled a sperg, but talking to a therapist helped
It really isn't that big of a deal and you'll get the help you need

hot aspergers too. where are you on the spectrum, I'm relatively low but I still deal with a lot of shit.

They don't call it Asperger's anymore.

It's just Autism Spectrum Disorder.

That's a burger made by ass
We talking about a burger made with ass
Buns beef all ass

>therapist
never met one. kinda cool huh, talking to someone that knows more about you than you do.

>not big of a deal
heh, got chewed out by my college prof because he thought i self-diagnosed. the cons about diagnosis for me is the fact that people will KNOW something's wrong with me.

but buns is code for ass
and the burger is shit

>be me
>psychopath af since kid
>always outside groups
>been bullied
>bullied too
>love experiments
>can work
>no one notice
>can hang out
>no one notice
>can act normie af
>no one notice
>intentionally screwing things
>no one notice
>could end a life
>no one notice
>feelsgood.png

Don't take drama class.
Just fucking Sup Forums yourself

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I'm 27, should I go and check if I have it too or is there no point?

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Are you happy now that you can act like an autist and have an excuse for it?

Autismo maximus

Unless you can get something from it, then don't bother.

If it's about self improvement and you think a therapist could give you some insight that will aid you to that end, then go for it.

samefag

does your state or goverment pay you? or how does it work? do you have to live with your parents? im genuinelly curious.

>It can't possibly be that more than one person isn't enthralled by my sublime angstposting.

It is.

Why did you decide to do it?

It was actually forced upon me after a psychotic episode. I have more wrong with me than just autism. I never really asked my psychiatrists any questions, and I don't think they can tell me anything I can use anyway.

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Did you also find it hard to talk about things that bother you? Like having a mental chokehold that prevents you from focusing on why you're at the therapist's in the first place

No, nothing like that. Perhaps if the circumstances had been different, and I wasn't put into a psych ward against my will, then I may have been more open with the doctors.

kind of
I get like normal benefit which isn't much, I'll probably get more now that I'm diagnosed but idk

live with mom and my siblings

I think i have asperger too i do everything in my power to avoid social contacts other than with friends or when drunk

My very important question to you is : can you get neetbux with asperger?

I think it depends on how severe it is and how you have been in the past

I've been in the army and several workplaces before I got diagnosed which shows that I have at least tried to work.
I you feel like you're a danger or hassle to a normal work envoirment then you'll probably get neetbux

Depends where you live. If you can prove that you're unable to work as a result, and you have a doctor to vouch for you, then that might be enough to get you them 1337 n33t paychecks. Main thing is, keep trying until you get it.

But I think you should use that time to self study and plan a lucrative career.

not a question, but a suggestion: you should find LSD and start microdosing.

Is aspergers something lazy parents made up so they don't have to teach their kids manners?

I was raised in a lovign and caring home so I don't see why I ormy parents would make something like that up
Also neither me or my parents are the ones who made me get diagnosed

It's definitely a real thing. Probably over diagnosed.

LOL who has time for that? Anyway, lunch break with the wife over. Back to work!

Do you enjoy anime?

Fair point. Maybe I don't. Fewer people see me as the weird/creepy guy now than did back in school. Or maybe they're all just more polite.
Guess I could be wrong.

>It's definitely a real thing. Probably over diagnosed
this

It's probably easy to fake
and some doctors might just instantly jump to conclusions instead of actually doing their job and helping the person

asperger's is a fake disorder that people with shitty social skills use as an excuse. True autistics are retarded.

actually no

actingclassfag here. Ya know what?
I can't really find anything in your post I actually disagree with.

I don't buy it. It's an excuse for lazy parents to not teach manners and to not vaccinate their kids. Your parents should be ashamed of themselves.

Thank you.

The problem is doctors are people.

>I don't buy it
>implying your opinion on a real mental disorder matters

pretty sure doctors who spend their life studying and working with autistic people knows more about this than some basement dweller on Sup Forums

>implying he doesn't have an entire lifetime worth of experience from living as a retard

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>DUR I CANT ENGAGE IN SOCIAL LIFE
>ITS A DISORDER
>NOT MY FAULT GUYS
>LET ME BE RETARDED W/O JUDGEMENT
Fuck off retard.

When they diagnosed you, did they mention that aspergers doesn't exist?
You're high-functioning autistic, sperglord.

>All the jealous non-autistc itt

What's it like to not be part of the chosen few?

It's not about the money
It's about getting the help you need so you can function as a normal human being

>be me
>autistic

>strawman
not sure if OP is the only autist here

I work with autistic kids. No one should be jealous of them; they want to be functional, but half of my clients literally can't even talk.

Assburgers is like autism without the super powers.

>b-b-but autism doesn't exist

It's straight-up just mild autism. The kind of autism where you can still function as a person.

Anyone who legitimately believes that is just ignorant. When they see autistic people they probably assume they're downsy or some shit.

Wow