How do we fix this board?

How do we fix this board?

Get rid of the baneposting redditors

>he thinks bandeposting is from reddit
Oh user art thou wrong

/cel/

Ban pepe posters

filter the following words:

kino
blacked
numale
SJW

also we need a mod that actively hates Sup Forums and capeshit, to undo the damage the retarded autistic Sup Forums mod did to this board.

Capeshit containment threads, one Marvel and one DC General, perhaps with individual movie generals around releases. Any other capeshit threads will be deleted.

Ban porn posters, especially blacked and cuck shit

Create /cel/ but allow genuine discussion of peoples' work in threads here. Like Arnold general discusses his films, but on /cel/ it would just be pics of him.

Contain all other major bullshit blockbusters just like capeshit. Star Wars generals, etc. No other posts allowed unless it genuinely pertains to the topic (you could post SW in a sci fi thread for instance, but this loophole should not be abused)

Allow baneposting and no singles policy meming but don't get out of hand

Limit Sup Forums posting unless it genuinely pertains to a film or film related topic

CREATE A SEPARATE TELEVISION BOARD. TELEVISION IS CANCER AND WILL NEVER BE ART. ALL TV IS MEMES, IT DOES NOT BELONG IN FILM DISCUSSION (again, unless it really pertains i.e. western movie thread, mention an episode of Gunsmoke. Treat it like you would mentioning a cool mystery book in a noir thread or something)

Apply these rules and enforce them, and all will be fixed

Oh yeah also do not allow kino/flick posting and shit like that. Fuck me I hate that shit

Just sell Sup Forums to reddit while you're at it

Have janitors/mods that don't disappear for hours at a time on one of the fastest and trashiest boards on Sup Forums

more cunny

Actually, that disappear for way more time. The funposting hours are literally the best hours

more epic meems

More dubs threads

Can't be fixed. 90% of the community isn't here to fix television & film and you can't get rid of them. Half of the IPs in Australia are blocked on this site but they just keep coming. If people actually made and effort to talk about stuff that's on topic we might have a chance.

Get rid of posts complaining about the board

Activate the robot from /r9k/ here.

lol bane!

If only there was a way to know...

Ban the fucking pedos, cuck, and blacked posters. That's literally it.

Ban everyone who has ever posted here, then delete the board.

get rid of:
>capeshit posters
>cunny posters

Allow:
>waifu threads

Encourage:
>actual movie discussions
>watching pre-Nolan era films

What do:
>sage baneposts
>ban capeshit
>sage anything that is not waifu threads or movie discussions

Waifus and cunny are deeply related, pretty much the same. Don't be a bigot

IM HERE FOR BIG BROTHER THREADS

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