This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM...

>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick, unless you post in this thread.

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>tonight
>3:37 am
you're a fucking idiot

Found teddy and fucked him, you're all safe.

Why does it matter whether teddy is alive or dead in this scenario?

i hope you die of cancer you fucking nigger

k

What if teddy had a gun

>Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM
So tomorrow morning?
You retard.

nigga nuts lol

Who even has ice picks these days? Where can you get one? Being that it was designed to stab at hard ice blocks, how the fuck would it be broken? Was it made in China? If he lies around dead until 3:37, my dogs will find him and eat him. This thread sucks

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kek'd

k

Teddy come to me i want to rip your tender asshole apart

>>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick, unless you post in this thread.

Take this shit, Teddy

No teddy no

I love cringe threads

Fuck you

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lol

teddy sounds autistic

DAMNIT

ffs this is not facebook go and KYS faggot

Dont worry teddy everyone in my home knows traps are gay. Were PURE.

I'll Fuck Teddy in the ass

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Teddy IS

Shit

There, now fuck off and get out my flat teddy.

Ugh

Gay

jokes on teddy, thats my fetish

Pls stop

Oh tedders

i summon paul blart to protect me

niggers suck

Alo?

oh

why a broken ice pick?

/thread

Check my dubs

>anons bitch about OPs cancer
>actually just saving their ass from Teddy

8/10

faggot

No cmc. No power and toughness. No activated or triggered abilities.. Which is ironic cuz TRIGGERED.

sure

oh

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Fuck yeah user

does it matter that the ice pick is broken?

pls no

This is cancer

sorry wrong pic

but he ded

... Well...

youtube.com/watch?v=GMKnsAf4-n4

teddy pls

I call bullshit

how he move if he dead

Oh my duck that's scary

no Teddy. no. just no. fuck u Teddy. fuck u.

Check em

>4:00am

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k

Trips kills him, dubs keep him away from you

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omg spooky

google.de/search?q=teddy&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi1zfL3oe3SAhWIVywKHRaECqIQ_AUICCgB&biw=1920&bih=1008
>you liar

k

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fuck

woah

What

ok sexy

Man I hate u!

You nigger

K

he looks like the green fucker from akira

fuck you teddy

fine

no teddy fucc off

k

Whycouldnt I stop reading this shiet

Why couldnt I stop reading this shiet

fuck you OP

Rip eyes

Fag

SPOOOOKY
also you said tonight even tho 3:37 is 2moro fag.

Get cancer user!

but i dont have a home

fuck off

95

jew

bruh noe

teddy no

kill me teddy

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Noice

no plz