>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM...
>tonight
>3:37 am
you're a fucking idiot
Found teddy and fucked him, you're all safe.
Why does it matter whether teddy is alive or dead in this scenario?
i hope you die of cancer you fucking nigger
k
What if teddy had a gun
>Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM
So tomorrow morning?
You retard.
nigga nuts lol
Who even has ice picks these days? Where can you get one? Being that it was designed to stab at hard ice blocks, how the fuck would it be broken? Was it made in China? If he lies around dead until 3:37, my dogs will find him and eat him. This thread sucks
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kek'd
k
Teddy come to me i want to rip your tender asshole apart
>>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tonight at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
Take this shit, Teddy
No teddy no
I love cringe threads
Fuck you
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lol
teddy sounds autistic
DAMNIT
ffs this is not facebook go and KYS faggot
Dont worry teddy everyone in my home knows traps are gay. Were PURE.
I'll Fuck Teddy in the ass
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Teddy IS
Shit
There, now fuck off and get out my flat teddy.
Ugh
Gay
jokes on teddy, thats my fetish
Pls stop
Oh tedders
i summon paul blart to protect me
niggers suck
Alo?
oh
why a broken ice pick?
/thread
Check my dubs
>anons bitch about OPs cancer
>actually just saving their ass from Teddy
8/10
faggot
No cmc. No power and toughness. No activated or triggered abilities.. Which is ironic cuz TRIGGERED.
sure
oh
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Fuck yeah user
does it matter that the ice pick is broken?
pls no
This is cancer
sorry wrong pic
but he ded
... Well...
teddy pls
I call bullshit
how he move if he dead
Oh my duck that's scary
no Teddy. no. just no. fuck u Teddy. fuck u.
Check em
>4:00am
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k
Trips kills him, dubs keep him away from you
4
omg spooky
k
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fuck
woah
What
ok sexy
Man I hate u!
You nigger
K
he looks like the green fucker from akira
fuck you teddy
fine
no teddy fucc off
k
Whycouldnt I stop reading this shiet
Why couldnt I stop reading this shiet
fuck you OP
Rip eyes
Fag
SPOOOOKY
also you said tonight even tho 3:37 is 2moro fag.
Get cancer user!
but i dont have a home
fuck off
95
jew
bruh noe
teddy no
kill me teddy
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Noice
no plz