Femanon here
Is there a lipstick available that I can use to numb my boyfriend's penis so that he doesn't cum in 30 seconds all the time?
I don't want to hurt his feelings, but he just isn't capable of controlling himself.
I think the longest my boyfriend has been able to fuck me was 4 minutes. Just once in my life I would like to know what it's like to be fucked for 30 minutes.
It occurred to me that a lipstick that numbs would be perfect.
Anyone know if this exists?
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post tits or GTFO whore
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this is actually a really good idea
You did absolutely zero research, didn't you.
Also tits or gtfo
It is a thing and can be ordered online at www.touchofmodern.com
You're welcome.
We need to see what he's getting to fuck before we can prescribe treatment. tits + timestamp or gtfo.
I wonder if an oral analgesic would help. Maybe a cough drop or ointment for canker sores would do something?
A different path might be to have him go off early and start up again during his recovery period as soon as he's no longer over-sensitized from orgasm.
wear an amber rudd mask
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It is a scientific fact that men only delay ejaculation if they are properly aroused. Premature ejaculation only occurs if there is a massive disconnect between the two party's desire level.
Put simply, he doesn't love you/ find you attractive. That's the only problem.
Make him do a few pills of Tramadol
also,
lol
Honestly if you were hotter he'd be fucking you all night
Could just jerk him off or blow him till he cums then get him hard again and half sex if he only last 30 seconds. How long would that take but if that dosent help then he might have a premature ejaculation problem from whatever that might be.
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"Yes, I'd love to explain the practical impossibility of the so called light saber."
No fucking solidarity
Tits or GTFO
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I recommend Bengay, it does the job and it's cheap/found anywhere over the counter.
Also,
>femanon here
>posts random tits off of the internet somewhere
Tits or gtfo
bump
Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms. The lube inside makes cumming a lot harder than usual. They really work too good. More often than not, I wasn't able to climax.
Posting someone else's tits doesn't count, OP.
Cock rings and condoms usually make men last longer too, in my experience.
you dont give advice, then apply the rule faggots
Best advice thus far
I didn't say WHERE to put that Bengay, now did I user?
The truth. If you didn't repulse him physically he would be more inclined to keep going after he busts.
Put a little bit of bleach in your mouth
Put an ice cube in your mouth then blow him.
Good idea
>Anyone know if this exists?
No, but come over and I'll happily fuck you for hours on end.
if you slap it around a lot it goes numb from the pain
Well then yeah if he dosent want to, it might be a attraction issue
Source on that pic?
No shit Sherlock. Everybody knows that.
This thread is about lipstick you fucking moron.
Bleach made me last hours. Highly recommend.
Lol watch it shrivel up
Maybe rough him up a bit with sandpaper till he bleeds
Tits or gtfo
tits or fuck off we don't work for free
Isn't the whole point of this thread is to find a means of desensitize her boyfriend without him KNOWING about it? If she buys those condoms, Op's boyfriend will know she thinks poorly of his performance and she's obviously trying to spare his feelings.
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sage in all fields until tits are posted with timestamp
Isn't the point of the thread to keep OP's fuckbuddy from blowing it too soon? Why limit the solutions to such a narrow field?
That isn't lipstick
Here is your reply
op is actually a man. No tits with timestamp.
Is it summer already??
This.
Ay OP
Go to local sex shop
Ask for cock ring
That helps me alot!
apparently so, too many faggots who don't know the rules in here
Op here.
No. That isn't the point of this thread.
I'm a results based person. He probably wants to last longer too. He probably would be happy to be introduced to an idea that benefits them both. If he gets butthurt about her suggesting these condoms, then he's fucking ungrateful that she doesn't just leave his ass.
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post tits or gtfo
Do you really think that people aren't aware of the existence of numbing creams and condoms? Op clearly wants to conceal her efferts to numb him and your solution doesn't accomplish that.
>hey sweetie, put on these special condoms I bought for you to compensate for your sexual inadequacy
>what every man wants to hear right before sex.
There isn't a veiled solution to your problem, bitch.
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Is that salvia?
OP's BF probably knows he blows it too soon. Let's fix the real problem. He won't be offended. He'll be happy to last longer.
newfags
I would recommend that you find a man to satisfy your needs. If your bf can't even control himself he isn't worth your time, let alone anyone's aside from hambeasts.
If you want him to last longer without him knowing you want him to last longer, just stretch yourself out with toys and fishing. Less clench on his dick that way.
Shop for lipstick frequently, do you?
Just because you are unaware of the existence of a solution doesn't necessary mean one doesn't exist. How about you just get the fuck out?
Could always just play with yourself after you kick him out
Fisting, not fishing. Damn it.
I don't know that much about plants I'm not a botanist.
You don't get to define the problem.
my comment wasn't about using condoms you humongous mongoloid. It was about OP being an attention whore who still hasn't posted tits with timestamp and faggots responding without saging.
No joke but, if you are going for "supplementals" then ask him to fap a few times - I mean...plenty of times beforehand. Then tell him to drop a full Viagra the 100 mg's.
Then let him bulldooze away - I do it sometimes..I mean, went at it for 4 hours once on and off without cumming. Most of the time spent fucking in between rehydrating :)
Why limit the solution to just lipstick? Why not climax control lube? Why not getting him to cum before sex? Why not have the cunt stretch herself out? Why not just fucking talk to the bastard about it? I'm so impressed with all you fuckers sticking up for the BF's apparent fragile ego.
shit nigga, you are evil
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don't give advice, OP is a man until proven female. He's probably jacking off to everything you faggots are posting. LRN THE RULES LURK MOAR NEWFAGS.
I know.
The problem is OP wants her BF to last longer. These are the solutions. Nobody has proposed this mythical numbing lipstick yet, so it must not be an option. Look for other solutions instead of getting tunnel vision trying to stay within parameters that have no solution.
because they're all inadequate and don't know the rules
Where your tits at, you cunt?
I can't fix stupid. You're on your own.
OP is really the boyfriend in this scenario. Sorry you can't please your woman, guy. I'm sure Tyrone takes care of her needs on days you don't see her.
Just get him hard again after he gets off the first time and go to it. Every guy lasts a long time the second time around.
Tests have shown that men ejaculate just as quick when using desensitizing cream, as when they don't.
Have a solid talk with him about his problem, and take it slow/stop when he's about to come. Continue when the excitement settles.
WHERE IS SPIDERMAN WHEN WE NEED HIM?
Have you tried lipstick? There are no other solutions, so try lipstick. If that doesn't work, there is no fix. Best not to talk about other options ever.
Op here.
This thread is about lipstick. Specifically lipstick.
If you would like to start a discussion about those other methods of orgasm control, feel free to start your own thread about it and discuss it.
Dose him with a bit of bromine. That will stop him from cumming
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Won't he notice when he can't feel his penis?
Citation for your research? I know it's anecdotal, but I definitely lasted longer when I tried those condoms. Lasted so long that I never came.
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Dear god, Spiderman, tear down this thread. We need your help!
Spiderman, bananas, trains, shitposts, whatever kills this thread fastest.
>The problem is OP wants her BF to last longer.
Op here. That isn't the problem. The problem is that I can't find a lipstick that has a numb effect. Would you happen to know where I can find lipstick that has that effect?
No? Oh well, I guess you can go ahead and leave this thread now instead of derailing it like an oblivious newfag.
Said lipstick does not exist. You're welcome, cunt.
lol
Prove it doesn't exist.
well?
How do you know that?
You sound like a bitch. No wonder why he only wants to get himself off