So I have to legally change my name. I can't even choose it from scratch, they gave me the choices of Alan, Stephen or Ben.
Which do you think would be best for me, or suit my face better?
So I have to legally change my name. I can't even choose it from scratch, they gave me the choices of Alan...
Zachary Clark
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Juan Collins
Stephen
Eli Adams
Ben's a solid masculine, no frills name
Jayden Wood
you turbonewfaggot.
Ryder Jenkins
dubs for ben
Brody Bailey
Alan
Jeremiah Powell
this
Ethan Jones
Deff Ben
Dominic Cook
Don't do Stephen; it doesn't fit. Alan and Ben are both good choices, although I prefer Ben.
Juan Robinson
ben
Tyler Baker
Definitely go with "Alan, Stephen"
Owen Lopez
Steve-Ben
Nathan Rogers
Ben if you're Jewish; Alan or Stephen if you're not.
Wyatt Turner
Why can't you pick something else?
Brandon Jones
Why do you HAVE to change your name? You in witness protection or something?
Dylan Reyes
Oliver
Asher Ross
You look like an Allen. Tell them you want Allen with two Ls and an E. Alan is the tard spelling.
Cooper Williams
I don't think Alan fits at all, Ben and Steve Are great though.
Luke Young
Benjaphen
Adrian Myers
Luigi
Landon Stewart
WRONG. Allen is to Alan as Shawn is to Sean.
Benjamin Kelly
ALAN
Logan Nelson
Allen > Alan
Shawn > Sean
You are doubly wrong, Seen.
Angel Hill
I thought you weren't allowed to change your name once you were on the sexual predator list?
Dominic King
STEVE
Aiden Robinson
Cornelius
Luis Martin
You've actually got that the wrong way round. Once you change your name, they have to take you off the sexual predator list! It's called Bradfrey's Law.
Joseph Mitchell
ben looks like that face
Easton Reed
Alan is a good name for a faggot, you should go with that
Brayden Hughes
So what's stopping all registrants from just changing their name after one day on the registry?
Thomas Martin
A little something called the kiddy fiddler honor system.
Ayden Adams
Google didn't give me any results on that. Please explain.
Kevin Parker
Wait so this guy is definitely a child molestor right
Benjamin Perry
Indigo Montoya
If you're going to change it, make it special
Sebastian Phillips
Molester or molestee. Definitely one or both.
Isaac Richardson
Ben
Oliver Nelson
Still waiting on explanation for a forced name change.
Andrew Carter
ben is way better
btw you look nice
Jackson Garcia
My dad/uncle fucked with a wrong group of people.
Bentley Morales
i dont like ben, but the other two options just dont fit at all
at least ben fits
just like i dont like the name i dont like your face
but whatevs
Chase Garcia
So your mom and her brother had sex, with you as a result?
Kayden Nelson
Sten
Logan Jones
And these people definitely don't use Sup Forums?
Zachary Hill
...
Brandon Russell
Owen Baker
Stephen but pronounce it like Steph Curry
Jonathan Hernandez
Nah, OG dad died.
Cameron Bailey
Child molesters?
Connor Evans
Gay
Go with Alan so you can continue being an incompetent manchild and drugging people.
Colton Lee
you look like an alan, the other names don't even look like you.
Jordan Garcia
Alan without a doubt. And shave off that fluff, Alan.
Hunter Cox
dude. wtf OP is a hotter version of me. what's the point of lifting anymore...
Austin Carter
Benilyn?
Benjamin King
alan sounds too much like anal
Jordan Campbell
Sarah.
Ryder Brooks
Rolling for Ben