Just share them,this is a safe place

Just share them,this is a safe place.

I eat my toenails

i dry my dick and my asshole with the hairdryer

im gay

My cousin is pregnant and im pretty sure its mine

2h Sup Forums befor goin to Bed

deez nuts is my secret

I pee in sinks, even at my friend's house and at work

Years ago i told my female co-worker (for 10 years) i have a foot fetish. She is married and has three kids.
She sends me pictures of her feet (bare foot or in shoes / heels) for me to jack off to. She also lets me touch her feet whenever the fuck i want.
I also saw her tits, and she went to take a piss in a bathroom while i was still in it when she was somewhat drunk, so i saw her pussy as well.
Only thing i care about is the next step, kissing or licking her feet. Already told her i want to, but waiting for the right time.

Yeah. And i also talk to her husband from time to time, but never told him anything.

I fucked your mom last night. And she was utter shit, her cunt flaps made clapping sounds in the gentle wind.

i have jet fuel that can melt steel beams

Nice. Any pics of her?

Friend came to stay for a few days. She obviously trusts me a lot. As soon as she leaves the house for the day I violate her privacy, root through her bag looking for her used panties. Find her panties and have the best jerk-off session ever, sniffing them and jacking off with them wrapped around my cock. No guilt only pleasure. Talking to her later and knowing how I violated her without her knowing gets me off even more.

Im secretly into music from meghan trainor bruno mars etc.

Not a secret I think everyone does that

Foot guy here.

I also did this to my co-worker. Jacked off to her used panties. No guilt at all.

Also love taking off her shoes and feeling the warmth of her feet inside het shoes or heels.

some people says that is bad to do that

My life feels like a mythological greek story:

>born dead cause doctor A fucked up
>doctor B revives me and fires doctor A
>have a "relationship" with 10
>don't ever meet her again (lol)
>her sister told me that that girl jinxed me
>"you won't have a proper gf"
Sure, voodoo wish wash magic.
>mothers friend rapes me on christmas eve while she was drunk
>fucks with me every year after
Used to enjoy that, nowadays I just want my virginity back.
>have a proper gf with like 16
>break up cause she's a clingy nutcase
>meet another girl, hook up
>breakup cause she sucked another guy off while telling me she was learning Latin
>years pass
>meet nice girl, she likes lotr, dem boobs, a bit chubby which I actually like
>didn't see her for a couple of months
>meet again, we start dating for a couple of months
>then: "Sorry user, I just want to be friends"
>was talking to some nice chick while we were dating though, nothing serious, just some small talk which got eventually pretty frequent
>she's a game dev, awesome sense of humor, just a wonderful person but lives an entire continent away
>start playing portal 2, have lots of fun, she opens up more and more to me
>she then drops the ball
>"Yeah my grandfather didn't talk to me since I outed myself as trans"
>-INTERNAL SCREAMING-
"You... what?"
>"o shit user I didn't tell you?"
>decide to get piss drunk
>she joins
>i have the fun of my life
>When I said I was going to bed, all I hear is "user... I love you!"
>And I had to admit: "I love you too!"

I have more if anyone is interested

They're closet fags

Oh and while im at it. I also stoke nudes meant for het husband off her phone (i know her access code).

Only had a few mins to app em to myself and delete them from our chat history. My heart was pounding like mad.

I fap while sniffing my dad's undies.

so you into traps

Don't we all ;)


Just kidding I've never met my dad :[

stop

my nigga

She's currently going through medical treatment, taking meds and all that stuff. I'm not really into dicks, and thank god she doesn't want me to do anything with what remained of "him". She'll also go through full surgery next year (wewt).

And honestly, she gave me the fucking greatest blowjob I've ever had, and is totally into anal, so why the fuck not

I beat a kid up for being white. I am white. I have nothing but white friends. I just beat HIM up because HE was white. I didn't feel he should have been white.

ahhhh yes
the beautiful sound of cunt flaps clapping in the light summer's breeze.

This one time, I faded away. And then, I classified myself as obsolete. That made me savage as fuck, as you can see.

In middle school my neighborhood was new, I lived in one of the only houses in the area but gradually more and more houses were springing up. I had a hobby of sneaking into construction sites and shitting in the foundations of houses. And I know from repeated visits nobody cleaned them up.

In middle school I used to go into the woods with my friends because we stashed porn we stole from my nextdoor neighbor's dad there. We circlejerked over it. Once I danced naked for them.

I peed in a soda bottle and shook it up and then let a girl I had a crush on drink from it without her knowing.

When I was really young, I think 7 or so, there was some kid I didn't like down at the duck pond by my old house. I was on the bridge crossing the bond, it was old and falling apart with chunks of asphalt loose on it. I picked up a medium sized one and dropped it on his head because he was throwing rocks at the ducklings. He was hospitalized for a few days and had to get stitches. His friends saw me running away but didn't recognize me. I never came forward and nobody knew I did it.

I was playing with fire once in a field near my house, pretending like I was camping. I thought I stamped it out, but I wasn't thorough. I woke up to see a huge fire raging just beyond a nearby hill, it burned down three houses under construction. Never admitted to anything.

When I was pretty young (maybe 7 or 8), a teenage boy who sometimes babysat us showed me his hard cock and let me touch it. I sorta gripped it once, then chickened out and ran off. We never spoke of it but he sorta avoided me after that.

I fingered my 5 year old cousin's virgin pussy when I was 10 years old, but I didn't really know what I was doing and was just curious.

still a fag

There's only two kinds of people here user,

Faggots
Faggots in denial

I was at a crush's house when I was younger, and I took her chapstick, ran into the bathroom, and rubbed it all over my dick. I then tricked her into using it on her lips.

Which one are you?

I take pictures of my female classmates' asses. Not gonna post any and pic not realted

*related fuck my dyslexic self

I have herpes. I left my Chapstick in my sister's room and some faggot who couldn't get none off her rubbed it on his tiny dick

Me too m8, me too...

>In middle school my neighborhood was new
welcome prehistoric man

Continue the story bro

do you know what "insipired" you to have this specific thing going on? ;-)

don't kid yourself. everyone knows you're a faggot, you bieberbeliever.

cock

I was at my friend's house and I had to take a bath, and fucked my friends mother. I was 8, and his mom walked in while I was bathing and got naked, I asked what she was doing, and she said that she was relieving herself. She then got into the bath with me and sat on my dick (not literally, I didn't go up the ass I went in her pussy). She then started bouncing up and down really quickly and violently. She was so damn tight, his father worked a lot, hence why she fucked an 8 year old. Within 2 minutes I came. She said that it wasn't enough, and kept going for 20 more minutes, I came so much that day. She was on birth control. My friend told me years later when were talking about getting people pregnant (we still haven't gotten anyone pregnant), he brought up the fact that his mom uses birth control.

i occasionally fabricate stories about unfortunate people, which i then post on /r9k/ and rake in (You)s

not even 1 word

me too bruv

I spy for the cia

Same person. Greatest fucking bait ever.

feel bad about it today?

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

lel

Hell yes, she was ugly as fuck.

>Hebrew School play
Get out, sandnigger.

He got dubs, now he will explode your house be careful

Juden!!!

>hid the puke in my jacket
10/10

>hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa
lol the sound when something goes comically wrong?

Is it rape if it's your wife that's passed out drunk?

Dragging her over to the edge of the bed, ripping down her leggings half-way and pounded the ever-loving shit out of her tight pussy?

Asking for a friend..

lmao nigga u gay af

pics of feet?

A couple years ago I made my dog lick my dick a couple times.

I still play Roblox and Minecraft

I skimmed $3,000 from a food stand one summer

I am trying to convince my emo friend that is bullied all time to kill everyone, including my enemies

Not in here

I fap to robot traps.

Apparently summer has arrived

I fantasize about killing people every day and it's getting harder to keep myself from lashing out at my friends lately because i'm just so fucking wired all the time

im stealing stuff from my work over years... i made over 200k € of it on ebay.

We're all faggots.

Get out more dude. You don't have to be this way. Just move around a lot and things will start to make sense.

i dont understand how to properly socialize anymore as my skills at it have been deteriorating and i dont have the courage to kill myself so my family will stop worrying about it because they dont understand.

kill someone else instead

Exercise. You're two months of jogging away from having things start making sense to you again. It's hard at first but will save your life

Guilherme is an effete skinny dick faggot and 10/10 sheitposting needs to purge him for the sake of the group

holy fucking shit

Sinks are just urinals you can wash your hands in.

>faggot

One time I really had to go to the bathroom but both bathrooms were full (keep in mind I was at my sister's house for Christmas) so I shit in her cats litter box

I'm in a secret relationship with my mom. My parents live in the country side now on their own farmland. Every summer I come back for a month from University to spend time with them. There's a nice forest right behind our backyard where me and my mom would often sneek off to for hikes and just to have sex.

I messed around with one of my sisters twice (around 5th or 6th grade) on year age gap, no penetration or genitals but it was intimate and grabby, weird shit, and one time the other sister when i was like 5 I remember putting my tiny baby dick in her face

every once in a while I remember it but now typing this 19 y/o user feels guilty af

I have sucked over 100 cocks and been fucked by dozens...feelsgoodman.jpg

fuck
tough luck mate

do you feel guilty at all?

I nut on my bed sheets and dont clean it

what does that smell like?

That part about fabricating a fake puke and throwing it down on people in theater is a quote from a movie. can't remember the name but it can be surely googled, nice try tho

goonies

It smells like shit but I like it I have a cleaner that comes from time to time to wash the bed sheets

i had my first gay experience yesterday. I paid for a thai ladyboy prostitute who I sucked off and then she fucked me in the ass

i get off to chicks with braces like natalie monroe, moretta coxx, piper perri, but i wish they looked more like adults and less like the weird loli shit they're going for. makes the boners weird.

me too, but on the cold setting obviously. you don't want to ruin your sperm doing that.

>she
>fucked me

choose one faggot

I have a fart fetish

I want to die but don't want to go through the effort to do it. At this rate I'm waiting for death by old age

like. being farted on?
or farting while you cum?
or.. Farting on someone?

how does this work?

One time at my bosses house for a work party I lifted up the cistern in the bathroom and had a shit in it, so shitty water came out for the next 5 or so flushes until a female co worker noticed.

My other co worker got the blame for it and was dismissed with disorderly conduct with fellow employees all because he was the last person seen going in to the bathroom before the female noticed the shitty water.

To this day I don't know why I was compelled to do it. My boss is actually a great guy.

I murdered 3 chil... I mean i put pineapples on pizza.

I use to feel guilty but every time my mom offered I just couldn't refused. I couldn't mentally control myself to stop and now I don't feel anymore guilt about it even though I know it's wrong.

Cause they're underage. Ok.