Communist friend breaks into your home, redistributes your wealth. What do?

Communist friend breaks into your home, redistributes your wealth. What do?

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Pls it's important, i hear the red army orchestra approaching

Tell him to gtfo and learn the difference between personal and private property.


What is he, an uneducated american brainwashed by the red scare that thinks this is how communism works?

>Communist

Declare myself head of the government so I get my stuff back, plus his stuff, and everybody else's.

nothing

because i'd gain wealth

thank him for the money

Redistribute the beating my wife was going to get.

b-but the red scare is real. Their country is right next to nato bases

This user gets it

>you see, user, through the earths rotation, russia keeps moving ever closer to the nato...

throw them out of a helicopter

i will never have a communits friend

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teach the cockroach about marxism.

These niggers know what's up.

comrade of humanity is a comrade even of the ignorant who don't understand it for shit, comrade

He gets it

I wasn't aware you could redistribute poverty

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I'm poor as shit, so he'd be redistributing money to me, rather than from me.

>implying I have any wealth to redistribute in the first place

Kek.

Seize the means of reproduction.

>socialism leads in communism
thats kind of the point

>you are not entitled to somebody else's hard earned money


>mfw the boss takes most of the wealth i create with my labour


I fucking hope you posted that sarcastically m8, cause that's some ugly brainwashing.

break into his home and redistributes his wife's pussy.

1. Thats Social Democracy
2. Well, your not getting their money. You are just reviving compensation for what you produce in a democratic workplace
3. Who said anything about that
4. But they are.
5.Thats the goal. A Classless, Stateless society.

Thats the american education system for you

And we everyone knows communism fails reliably.

Cause it gets sabotaged by every capitalist on the planet.

>personal property
>private property

same thing m8

Capitalism is a constant failure on a global scale.

how would you know? there has never been a truly communist country in the world, or socialist countries. plus, any country that tries to gets huge embargos which destroy their economy, like cuba, venezuela..

>inb4 russia wasn't state capitalist

private property = means of production like a factory

personal property = your car, etc

Well, Communism's never been properly achieved.

The State Socialism of the USSR is just seen as a vessel to achieve it. But that is inevitably betrayed by the Party Elite.

This is way the Vanguard is not the valid tool for us. We need to bypass that stage and go straight to Communism

Nope

Private Property - Land, the Means of production really.

Personal Property- What you purchase for exclusive use with the fruits of your labour

kill all of your faggots.

if I own a factory, it's my factory

no true scotsman

subtle kek

you really take the time to answer him?... well, ok, I did take the time to hmpf you two.

And theres a Guillotine waiting for you

It is never moral to kill someone

but you couldn't under communism, because the means of production are considered a human right. just like the air you breathe, everyone has a right to it, and everyone has the right to share in the surplus of goods created by a large society. really, the idea is that everyone's basic needs can be taken care of, and that very few people would need to work. this releases people from the shackles of wage labor to enjoy life how they would really like to. whether it be the arts, science, etc.

But it's moral to exploit the workers? To take the fruits of their labour?

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Capitalism is the most inefficient allocation of resources we've had. Capitalist would rather waste stuff to create more profit.

Whole countries are starving while others throw tonnes and tonnes of food away.

I'm not exploiting them if they voluntarily choose to work for me

if you don't like the way I run my factory, go work for someone else

nobody is forcing you to work

ironic how those starving countries are socialists

voluntary work for me and earn a tiny fraction of the value you produce or starve


great choice.

>voluntarily
What choice do they have?
That or death by starvation lol

Didn't know somalia was socialist

you mean its dick or be dicked. if you're like that in your private life, I'm glad you're not one of my friends.

That means he also redistributed the wealth of the people that actually have it. I enjoy my newfound riches.

how? a stateless, classless, communist society has never existed. those countries that called themselves socialist or communist have never embraced the stateless part.

Part of the whole reason their is unemployment is to maintain a reserve workforce for just that reason. When workers become satisfied with the conditions and either take action, or leave, there will be plenty of unemployed willing to work in those same horrid conditions

Voluntarily? It's not like the worker has a choice to do otherwise. It's just slavery with a new name.

Name some of those "Socialist" countries

Redistribute his brains to my poor working class walls

pfff lol check out this faggot

>nobody is forcing you to work
but if i don't work, chances are i won't be able to provide for myself (food, shelter) and eventually, i would die. so yeah, i am forced to work.

>yeehaw, go yankees, the post

Venezuela

and they never will

You definitely have choices, you can be homeless or leave the country if you don't want to work

Be homeless and starve?
Leave the country and starve? Doesn't sound like much of a choice.

It's like saying slaves aren't slaves, as they can attempt to escape or cease working and starve.


Not really socialist. Have the workers seized the means of production? No.
Has the state been decentralized? No
Have classes become obsolete? No

that's unfortunate that you are unable to form freindships with people who hold different beliefs

What's the point of opening a factory then?

/thread

Americans love hating on anything remotely red without ever reading about their ideology.


And i don't mean that propaganda your state puts out.


Then i guess its a bit too much to ask, expecting yanks to read an actual book.


Have a go at thomas piketty, or the comunist manifesto.

ofc not, the existence of communism depends on people being not-selfish. and not a few, it depends on all people in a country being selfless. that's why they wanted to establish the dictatorial regime, to force people to stop being selfish through mass propaganda and education. then the dictatorship, which should have consisted of selfless content folk would become obsolet and more or less dissolve. simplified.

because factories provide goods for society in abundance, which helps advance humanity.

actually, if you are a slave it is illegal to try and escape

if you are homeless or decide to quit your job, that is a personal choice and you have the freedom to do so

The worker and the factory owner is trapped in the capitalistic society, they need each other to survive

i dont really see the point in doing that unless theres some benefit for me

to produce for the people, not for the profit of single people. like, read a book once in a while.
sorry, I don't like people being dicks for no apparent reason.

This means you are a shitty person

I redistribute his teeth.

you will benefit. everyone does the work, everyone shares in the profits equally. the more everyone helps each other, the more productive you are, the more money you can make.

of course that's if we keep money around.

and that's why you're not a communist, you selfish bastard.
minus the abundance. overproduction is pointless waste of resources

which is why communism and socialism don't work lol

all commies should be killed, not joking

exactly, it's ridiculous, and ignores human nature

so if i work harder than everyone else, will i get paid more

exactly. see

So you want me to spend money on a factory that I earn nothing from?
Communism seems to be for lazy motherfuckers that don't want to work.
What's the point of working harder if you won't get payed more?

The wages of Marxism are death.

I am the one who burns the grain. Because it is mine and I'll die before I give it to you.

>Purge the Progressive
>Burn the Marxist
>Kill the scab

nah if we remove shitstains like you they won't come back as there won't be any classes to create this mentality

welll, not human nature per se. nature of the masses. being a communist at heart doesn't mean that I am brainless, there is what IS, there is what CAN BE and then there's what SHOULD BE
we get it, you're a selfish prick. you will post the same post over and over again
>but what's in it for ME?!
and from now on I'll stop telling you nothing but fairness for everyone.

When all your needs are taken care off and you have the same as all the rest, what's the money for?

and that's why communism fails every time

kill the scab? a scab is a worker who betrays his class to serve his piggie master


i don't understand.

that will never happen lmao there will always be lazy fuckers like me to ruin your perfect system

Then why should I work if all my needs are met? There wouldn't exist any factories since nobody would open them, since they have their needs met already.

to buy cool shit i want

human want is infinite, my desires will never be satisfied

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samefag troll

there is nothing wrong with having self-interest, in fact it's stupid not to

>This is what socialists actually believe

So I am a slave. I don't control my own destiney, the cheka or MiniCom or whatever thing you have in this fantasy decides my fate. So much better than le Capitalist Mr. Pig.

Fuck you, I am a proud Kulak. When you're cornered in the alley and the bully's are going to take your sweet roll, you fucking stamp on that bitch a die fighting. Kulaks are based and fuck you and fuck Marx.

I presume you're this dude man, I really wish we'd have IDs back.

>minus the abundance
right. i mean that we have the capability to produce in abundance.

hard work doesn't produce revenue, selling goods and services does, really.

yeah, you do earn something from it. you advance humanity in the end with it. you're part of humanity aren't you?

in a capitalist society, yes.

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You sure mate?

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>invading my private property
you fucked up knee ger

>you advance humanity in the end with it.
How would I be advancing humanity if I'm not working since all my needs are already met?