She shows up at your door with pizza and a bottle of wine
What do you do?
She shows up at your door with pizza and a bottle of wine
What do you do?
Check your dubs then fuck her.
Smell and lick her pussy
>wine
but I'm not gay
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Smack that mousey looking bitch upside the head because I specifically told her to bring over fried chicken and coors light. Dumb bitch can't even follow directions.
I'm guessing it would be a CHEESE pizza yes?
>drinking wine with pizza
lol what is she a fucking pleb?
I'm actually a lactose intolerant teetotaller.
I'd still invite her in. She's probably loaded.
If it was Anna Kendrick it'd be pizza and a nice fat bag of coke.
And I would invite her in.
And I would have sex with her.
kill her and keep her head in my fridge
Sorry I'm trying to cut back on drinking and carbs
>bag of coke
Are you canadian? I know you guys sell milk in bags over there but I didn't know you sold in coke in bags too. Are all your beverages available in bags?
Scream at her to sing the cup song over and over again whilst chained to a radiator.
Yeah seriously, i mean even coke goes better with pizza
getting her drunk by putting the wine into her butt
and
sex
He meant cocaine, you fucking autist.
In b4 >falling for the bait
>bag of coke
Fucking Canadians.
>just get fucked up on coke with me user come on it'll be fun
I refuse to watch any movies with her in them these days, hurts too much knowing I'll never have that
Of course! I live in Canada after all, we're known for our liquid bags.
I'd snort coke off her ass
What, no cheese?
>Wearing sunglasses indoors
What a fucking idiot