She shows up at your door with pizza and a bottle of wine

She shows up at your door with pizza and a bottle of wine

What do you do?

Check your dubs then fuck her.

Smell and lick her pussy

>wine
but I'm not gay

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Smack that mousey looking bitch upside the head because I specifically told her to bring over fried chicken and coors light. Dumb bitch can't even follow directions.

I'm guessing it would be a CHEESE pizza yes?

>drinking wine with pizza
lol what is she a fucking pleb?

I'm actually a lactose intolerant teetotaller.

I'd still invite her in. She's probably loaded.

If it was Anna Kendrick it'd be pizza and a nice fat bag of coke.
And I would invite her in.
And I would have sex with her.

kill her and keep her head in my fridge

Sorry I'm trying to cut back on drinking and carbs

>bag of coke

Are you canadian? I know you guys sell milk in bags over there but I didn't know you sold in coke in bags too. Are all your beverages available in bags?

Scream at her to sing the cup song over and over again whilst chained to a radiator.

Yeah seriously, i mean even coke goes better with pizza

getting her drunk by putting the wine into her butt
and
sex

He meant cocaine, you fucking autist.

In b4 >falling for the bait

>bag of coke
Fucking Canadians.

>just get fucked up on coke with me user come on it'll be fun

I refuse to watch any movies with her in them these days, hurts too much knowing I'll never have that

Of course! I live in Canada after all, we're known for our liquid bags.

I'd snort coke off her ass

What, no cheese?

>Wearing sunglasses indoors

What a fucking idiot