Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Project your own insecurities onto others!

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

I made eggs instead

I unofficially claim Sonokawa Momoka

If you feel what you're doing is in some capacity something you shouldn't be doing, you're probably not a psychopath.
So you have that going for you.
That depends on what animal and how you feel like defining love.
Rather irrelevant to the point.
Animals don't need to love me for me to not want to torture them.

So I'm beginning to realise how much of a lazy bastard he is. I'm out from 0700 to 1900 daily, and I'm expected to cook and clean? bugger that.

So of course today he has a dig at me for not cooking this past week T-T

On the upside, a cute girl I used to work with is supervisor at a nearby store, and is getting me an interview there soon!

Claiming best girl

Saved, that's a silly one, user.

Still here

Sono!!

Niggers

I don't know him either.
>Tanya claimed

Still here

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

Yeah, very comfortable...
My time is over... i have to do my hw
Bye bye smug tomo

bye bye strange buddy
(if he post another pic, share it to me)

カラミチーマス

It's cold outside.
>youtube.com/watch?v=bfg593CAv1I&t=2s

But you're fine with torturing people

Best I can do qucikly now with wine and booze in brain.

Post nudes.

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ok

I want some booze too..

would you consider edgedeath a psycho?

Ahhh, I forgot his stoner friend.

Fuck this guy.Never comes over until it's flatmate's payday. Suddenly his best pal when that bank comes in.

Currently he's about 3 grams into his half of the bills, and I need to put up with this obnnoxious bastard shouting, because who needs to talk at a reasonable level at 2300, when in the other room I'm trying to get my head down.

esdeath uses discord find him there

he is a troubled guy.... but if you sit and listen to the way he was brought up and how he adjusted to his life. you come to sympathise with him.

claimed

Sorry, I'd give you half the bottle if I could, it's uhh... not great though...

>the way he was brought up and how he adjusted to his life. you come to sympathise with him.
this
so much this

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ah okay

that's awesome, good for you
is the bite an actual wound or just something silly that happened? and what kind of course are you doing?
sorry about the other shit

are you ok?

who is this?

Best booze is free booze.

I guess I'm fine. Why

i guess you just missed my post then

Go away C_Data.
No one remembers you.

No she's mine! I cried enough during the last thread!

lol I love that gif

Probably, all I have is my first impression.
Can't judge people before I've had a proper conversation with them myself I guess.

Oh, sorry. I did
I guess I'm fine
It was indeed sad. Fucking jews

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K than.

You can't deny anything unofficial, sorry amigo

Oups

Thanks dude! All I need to do is not fuck up at talking to an old friend and I'll be back on track!

The bite was a pretty nasty one, left a big gash on my forehead, but not infected or anything, just sore.

Thanks for giving me a chance to unload all this shit. The rage is real right now, they're off their tits yelling about how amazing he is at Overwatch.

I witnessed this useless bastard unload a Soldier 76 ult into a Symmetra/D.Va frontline

Hi

that's okay then
what are you up to?

im sure youll do fine
i know little to nothing about overwatch but even i can see that that is silly

Flatmate just poked his head in to try blaming me for their shit play.

Apparently b/ is so much of a strain on our connection that they're lagging.

I need to get a therapist or something, apparently I'm basically subsisting on rage right now.

He's really something though.
You have to overlook a LOT of things in order to find him decent.
Which is very hard and straining.

I'm doing my best to match your quality pics.

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Kat from gravity rush

not qt

she's cute

yes qt

Alice_Bunny

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I forgot to attach a picture to my post. Sorry

he can be nice if you don't make him sperg he has decent conversations

kat is cute

Heyy saya.

cut a finger?

Well, I guess everyone deserves a chance.
People like that can be great fun in smaller amounts.


Hio 2b

How's you?

Stop scaring me like that.

I'm not cutting a finger off for you.

Hio ^^

I'm good, kinda sleeepy. I might get drunk tonight

Has it happened more than once

Coffee or a nap might help with that.
I want to get drunk too..

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You must enjoy scaring me then

I don't enjoy scaring people. Sorry

Wat.
Where did you get that impression?
I said yes last thread.
I won't argue that he's troubled, nor that he can't be a sympathetic character.
I will argue he's a psychopath.

still not a qt

Am I a qt yet senpai?

taiga is a qt! and best grill in the show!

Id say ASPD is more fair but thank you user

I'm left with a question
Which magic to use, Fire or electricity

I'm just going to get drunk instead.

Why am i not qt?

I'll see what to do, I've got to get the 3rd game as well. Anyways, how are things?

nice waifu

fire

don't play dumb

Or that, doesn't necessarily take away the tiredness though.

Electricity

It does for me, I get wide awake after a few drinks.

Is that who I think it is?
Good evening!

That's possible, sure, but then we'd be just quibbling on details i can't know given how similar the two are and how much overlap there is.

I just begin feel more tired.

Like it matters

hey how are you?

thats fair but no for sure diagnoses as yet going back soon though

C-cute...................
>mfw

You have a lot of work ahead of you~ But it's totally worth it!
I'm fine. Shouldn't you be asleep now?

:)

You're so cute.

I don't care about being tired if im drunk.

Wish I could be cute like Alice :(

unlike you

Just gonna put it out there, I don't believe we've spoken before. I've been around for a bit over a month I think.
Bit past tipsy, but not too bad, how about you?

Aww, why are you such a little bully.

Hi how goes it? Hi mado

tipsy is good I hear anyway its nice to meet you wifu is a nice place you will like it

Eh but I prefer men. . .

Which Tomoko Kuroki-chan are you?

It's 1am, I'll probably be going to bed later. The damn power rangers marathon is just too much fun.

Ah well. I'm not attractive either way
>Alice probably wouldn't want me :(

Ohh Power Rangers was my shit back in the day. I want to see the new movie coming out

hi, normal tomo

I'm sure you're very attractive, baka-baka

yes she would