I just watched the American """"""comedy"""""" Me, Myself and Irene. It was very shit but one scene stayed with me.
>Jim Carrey gets up from his bed in a motel and goes to the toilet.
>begins to urinate
>piss goes flying out in all directions
>"whats going on lol"
>did i have sex last night?
Why would having sex the previous night alter the direction or his urine? Is this an American penis/piss thing? Please explain.
c'mon
t. virgin
He broke his penis.
how young must you be
have you even reached puberty yet?!?
Cum remnants
what do you mean by this? i have sex with my gf often and never piss weirdly afterwards.
Shut up virgin
Viagra
virgins
its a side effect of cutting half your dick off as a baby
dried up cum.
Do they use boomerangs to circumcise people?
why do americans insist on gential mutilation?
You instinctively have to piss after cumming, it's a reflex so that all the cum is washed out your dick. Because of the blockage your piss sprays about.
Wow so fucking hard, I only learned this after having sex with 100 women
>*I only learn this after having sex with 100 men
FTFY
because they have a between 50-100% chance of getting raped by a nigger depending on if they go to jail or not and they have some delusion that cutting your dick will shield you from nigger fever aka HIV
also the merchant wills it so for the american it must be done
You've never masturbated before then had to take a piss afterwords? You don't need to actually have sex to know this.
No, they use their teeth.
>tfw you aren't even joking
Nope.
>It's a Truman jerks himself using a condom episode.
I found it funny when the condom turned into a pissbag.
americans are circumcised so their dicks are really broken