What was the most important thing your dad taught to you?

What was the most important thing your dad taught to you?

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Nothing, i'm black.

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Wear a condom.

Not to be like him.

I failed.

Not be afraid of my dick, especially because its a good size and all.

That there is a time and place for everything

>all women are where's

My dad taught me how to make it not hurt. By using your mouth.

How not to rip the skin by using someones mouth, instead of your own hands

It gets bigger when you pull it?

With some hard ass work, anyone can be famous

That all things shall pass

to sage shitty threads like this

sage

girls have a benis

Yeah. Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

How to fish. Best hobby ever, fresh food and it's like meditation.

Family is everything. See that waiter if you just got up and punched him in the face I'd have to help you because your my son whether your right or wrong. Thats what family means

Don't go to parties at midnight and come home wasted trying to rape mom.

Dont trust women if you commit a crime dont tell her about it.
Family is more important than friends.
I miss him also the most thing that he shared to me was Health is more is more important than money, because if you dont have health money doesnt matter.
Never listened to his advices he was right

Death is permanent

holy shit I remember this from the limewire days

he basically talked me out of suicide, and said nothing should ever be so bad you take your own life. good dad

sounds like a good guy fam

nothing explicitly
maybe stay in school

that time flies when your a fag

The more you obsess over not being something, the more you become it.

Work hard and act like a man. If you act like a sissy faggot that's how people will see you.

"Fear no man, trust no wench."

My old man taught me three things that matter.
>1. How to make proper shine that doesn't taste like dogpiss.
>2. Never let a woman be in charge of your life.
>3. Never trust the government, be self sufficient
Lessons I live by.

The world doesn't care about your feeling so deal with them yourself inside.
Be proactive or the world will drag you around and waste your life.
Money is the most powerful force in the world.
Friendships come and go.
Women are replaceable.
Believe in God because it makes you a good person.

I live alone and drink every day now.

No such thing as too much money

How to tip a fedora.

"When the apocalypse comes, shoot the lawyers."

Kid you not he still tells me this.

I look at him as exactly what not to be, he's a terrible person and I'm glad I saw it very young so it wouldn't influence me

what does that mean?

I honestly don't know.

That he's a piece of shit when drunk and should just off himself.

Sounds like at least god will be your buddy.

How to suck cock and kick ass

That stories are the greatest tool of mankind

Underrated

everything, except how to get women.

things my dad taught me:
quit your good job
start drinking
beat your wife
steal her money
travel to acapulco
spent all the money for alcohol
come back
get divorced
move
rent a shithole appartment
die from cancer alone

No offense but your dad's a moron. Yeah lawyers suck and most deserve a bullet in the head, but when the apocalypse comes they'll be the least of your problems. Save your bullets for the actual threats.

Never let a female see you cry. Basically told me to conceal carry to an hero beforehand just in case there was a chance that a female would see me cry.

Actually it's compound interest.

nice dubz.

My father thought me that family matters more than friends or women.
He never told me anything about it, but he stood with me when I was sick during the time I was hospitalized, never bragging, never givin me up even if he was losing his job and his relationship was in shambles. Despite everything, while being alive, I, his first and only male son, am and will be his first and last thought every day until the end.

I love him a lot.

I'm a disappointment for everybody, myself included, but he's the reason why I still cannot an hero.

Dad was successful. "Always pass on your knowledge, don't keep it hidden in fear someone might surpass you" He didn't know why it worked, but it did for him and his/their company, still going strong after he retired.

He was I never appreciate it enough I really missing him.
I really miss him well anywayOP this was a actually burn to the hearth thread.

My dad knocked my mom up and bailed.
He taught me how to NOT be responsible.
Yes, I am actually white.

So are you family or lazy?

to not be ashamed of our dicks

Fucking autocorrect.
Are you famous or lazy?

well thats your fucking fault. he taught you some good shit

>dad went to start a new family when i was 2

I guess He taught me that rejection hurts. Thanks for the big dick genes though dad.

My dad taught me this through actions, never bragged about it. How to be calm and never release your anger infront of people. Ive never seen him yell or cry. The one time i actually saw him get worked up over a family argument, he just left and walked hinself to Tim Hortons.
Very important roll model for the type of person i am.
Also taught me to work even if you hate your job. As long as it it puts food on the table for you and your family

how to give good head.

My dad taught me this through actions, never bragged about it. How to be calm and never release your anger infront of people. Ive never seen him yell or cry. The one time i actually saw him get worked up over a family argument, he just left and walked hinself to Tim Hortons.
Very important roll model for the type of person i am.
Also taught me to work even if you hate your job. As long as it it puts food on the table for you and your family

That my mother only responds to beatings

How to not talk to your son for the past 13 years

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To not to be afraid to show our dicks, especially since their such a good size and all.