I am God

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

I am God. Prove me wrong.

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

what's my name?

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

There is no god

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

If you are god you are all powerful.
If you are all powerful, then you can stop this post I am typing right now from making it onto Sup Forums
If anyone else is able to read this, then you are not god.

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

That depends; what is your definition of "god"?

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

Really? That's the best you guys can come up with?

Cooper Rivera
Cooper Rivera

What's your name

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

Why the fuck would god be on Sup Forums, now I know why you're doing such a shitty job on Earth.

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

I like your post.

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

Prove you're god

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

Define God first

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

God's don't bleed. All we will ever know is within a few million light years of this planet. As you zoom out, things move slower and as you zoom in tings get faster. It's fine for everyone to perceive themselves as a god, just don't get cocky

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

Burden of proof ftw.

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

You can't be God because you exist.

Owen Scott
Owen Scott

kek

Angel Harris
Angel Harris

I am Dog. Prove me wrong.

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

Hi god. Can i have a bigger penis?
Also a loli or two to suck my pp?

James Gray
James Gray

chek'd

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

You're not God. Because I am.

Eli Perry
Eli Perry

Lol not like your counter argument is any more valid than ours

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

not giving an answer. i believe you OP- I mean, God

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

It's not invalid. God would easily be able to know everyone's name

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

If God is energy and we exist because of energy therefor we are energy ergo we are god!

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

God can't be a faggot.

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

/thread

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

Can you make a rock that you, not even yourself can not lift?

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

...have you never read the Bible or the Quran?

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

I am Jacob the Christ. Harken unto my words. Ye shall partake of the holy sushi and crab chips. The sushi shall nourish your body, and the chips shall nourish your soul. Ye shall take the bottled water and drink of it plentifully, for it shall replenish your spirit.

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

Why is Lobo holding an apple while Luke Skywalker tickles it?

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

God doesn't exist
You do
Checkmate

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

You forgot my fries, you faggot.

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

You have the burden of proof retard.

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

The joke
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your head.

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

When was I born?

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

But what if he wants you to think that so that he can further doubt to fuel you all to come up with some kind of earth shaking miracle for him to preform?

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

I am God.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

I'm a butthurt atheist. My jimmies are still jangled from several hours ago. AMA

Michael Cox
Michael Cox

Your just a teenage faggot kys

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

There is no God, we killed him.

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