I am God. Prove me wrong

I am God. Prove me wrong.

what's my name?

There is no god

If you are god you are all powerful.
If you are all powerful, then you can stop this post I am typing right now from making it onto Sup Forums
If anyone else is able to read this, then you are not god.

That depends; what is your definition of "god"?

Really? That's the best you guys can come up with?

What's your name

Why the fuck would god be on Sup Forums, now I know why you're doing such a shitty job on Earth.

I like your post.

Prove you're god

Define God first

God's don't bleed. All we will ever know is within a few million light years of this planet. As you zoom out, things move slower and as you zoom in tings get faster. It's fine for everyone to perceive themselves as a god, just don't get cocky

Burden of proof ftw.

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You can't be God because you exist.

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kek

I am Dog. Prove me wrong.

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Hi god. Can i have a bigger penis?
Also a loli or two to suck my pp?

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chek'd

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You're not God. Because I am.

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Lol not like your counter argument is any more valid than ours

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not giving an answer. i believe you OP- I mean, God

It's not invalid. God would easily be able to know everyone's name

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If God is energy and we exist because of energy therefor we are energy ergo we are god!

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God can't be a faggot.

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/thread

Can you make a rock that you, not even yourself can not lift?

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...have you never read the Bible or the Quran?

I am Jacob the Christ. Harken unto my words. Ye shall partake of the holy sushi and crab chips. The sushi shall nourish your body, and the chips shall nourish your soul. Ye shall take the bottled water and drink of it plentifully, for it shall replenish your spirit.

Why is Lobo holding an apple while Luke Skywalker tickles it?

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>God doesn't exist
>You do
Checkmate

You forgot my fries, you faggot.

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You have the burden of proof retard.

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>The joke
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When was I born?

But what if he wants you to think that so that he can further doubt to fuel you all to come up with some kind of earth shaking miracle for him to preform?

I am God.

I'm a butthurt atheist. My jimmies are still jangled from several hours ago. AMA

Your just a teenage faggot kys

There is no God, we killed him.