YLYL Green Text edition

YLYL Green Text edition

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Nice Trips fag.

Worth the read

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>remember when I was 18 on Sup Forums
>every day I'd browse Sup Forums and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door

...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."

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not really greentext but kills me still

also have catfishman if you want that

So do et

>not really greentext
that isnt greentext at all bud

>this is from when Sup Forums used to be good

This is actually fucking retarded. 4/10 cause no PLOT development

>Sup Forums
>good
Hello newfriend

>fucking kek
user must have never raised his hand in that class again

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That man is a hero and deserves a beer

4 Chan was "good" maybe 10 years ago.
Last years it's just been faggots, the only reason to come here anymore is rekt threads and ylyl, but even those turned to shit as 9fags banana army came

I always lose to this.

Def a sex change. Used to be a dude. Kek

GOT EM

>Fuck you

Shid

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Did not see that coming

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gah damn that mans a hero

Now i want death

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>Be Aussie

Immediately skipped

Holy fuck this beta cuck deserved it

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Well shit didn't see that coming

Not a rage thread

Nah

benis

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I was hoping to summon you!

||TRADE
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>||FIGHT!

STATS || WIND: LV5 || MAGE: LV6 || XP: 263||

Either that thread has been posted multiple times or I was lucky enough to stumble upon it when it existed.