Listen Sup Forums, i am kek. I can give you all you want, what do you want ?
Listen Sup Forums, i am kek
A blowjob and a snickers bar
My soul back.
A happy life
my finished thesis
Infinite money and a kind and beautiful gf :)
I only want to feel her touch again.
A penis bigger than 3 inches. Also I want to be joking.
I want the ability to fly, which means also being able to survive high altitude and extreme cold.
jolly rancher dab, and also get
an elementary schoolgirl gf
Gf & dreams to come true
more than enough money to spend
copious amounts of sex with many partners
a small amount of fame for something minor (but something positive of course)
For the crusade to finally happen DEUS VULT!
That's a rabbit, you idiot
I want a better car and a new place to call home
i want to marry the girl in my 2nd period
Bountiful, uncorruptable society that will not degenerate.
I want to die can you help me with that?
is that Stephen Hawking?
here you go user, let your dreams come true
that's a good wish. I should make myself a tatoo with it to remember when I meet a djinni
i want to die
Fun sex with some girl.
To tell up what your trying to say. We need to better understand what's happening in September kek. Please bless us with the knowledge and digits.
To make 4 billion dollars a year
I want to have a god
A sense of worth, a few million in cash, and a decent looking, loyal girlfriend.
Gimmie a sexy trap
that whenever i try to buy something i gain twice the amount that is required to purchase that item
To suck a creamy, warm log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole
Did ya lose 50 bucks in the cringe thread?
Thank you, my leige
I was the first to lose 50 bucks.