Just bought this. What did I think of it?

Just bought this. What did I think of it?

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You thought it was good because it was bad. How else can you be edgy?

>HMMM NOT BAD DC, NOT BAD. HOWEVER...

What did I mean by this?

How tall is that woman? 5'8?

6 ' 4

Is El Flasho in it more?

Did you mean Speedy Andreas?

Did you mean Quattro Flashoni?

>Dont you have another suit?
>its completely unrealistic to have more than one battle suit

Why was this joke cut from the theatrical cut? Too brazenly referencing Iron Man?

I really liked the Extended version. it fixes a lot of bullshit from the theatrical one.

it's a shame people only love films where nothing of interest happens. god it'd be horrible if we had to think about things fuck.

i hate averngers.

YOU just spent money on shit and wanna kys, but it's ok, don't overreact, just diss snyder until yo fingers hurt here

>think about things
>in a Snyder film
lol

You should have bought the steelbook.

You should have just given the money to a beggar. It would have been less of a waste.

I'm not giving the money to your mom

Joke's on you, she's dead.

Can someone explain to me why Wonder Woman is in the center of a poster for a movie called Batman v Superman?

it's cause she's a woman right?

Why the fuck would you buy it? How many more times can you watch it.

She's the v.

I've watched the theatrical version twice (once in the cinema), and ultimate cut 3 times.

Fuck. Is there a single frame of this movie that isn't kino?

Tell you what I thought of it,

Lex sucked dick, a stronger better played Lex would have held this movie together a lot better.

WW was never in any danger I think if left alone she would have killed Doomsday.

Doomsday looked like generic gray orc #12

You can see the Bat Signal from Metropolis and Gotham is like just across the street?

>WW killing Doomsday

>BOYS!
>MMMMMMMMM

>bought this?

What did he mean by this?

have you seen the movie? thats pretty much what happens

>I could have torrented it instead

It was good, fuck you guys.

>She's the v
Holy fuck.

>Being poor

So what were Batman's dream sequences even about? Were they showing his fear of Superman or something?

I guess they were fears of how badly the conflict with Superman could get.

5'10

underrated

Its still extremely bloated. Horrendously edited. Poorly cast. Baldly acted. Lazily written. Painstakingly dull. Unbelievably boring. Unnecessarily broody. Terribly paced. And that is just the first hour, there is still two more hours left.

The shear number of pointless subplots are simply staggering. Plot holes? You mean mystery elements. The fact that someone read the script and decided it was worthy of spending over 250 million to bring it to the screen boggles my mind. This is what happens when you take five different scripts that have no sense of correlation. Did editing and streamlining the story not cross anyone's mind.

The production is big on making terrible decisions and this is clearly evident in the casting. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luther is laughably bad giving his rejected Social Network performance as twitching Mark Zuckerberg. Gal Gadot is by far the biggest miscast. Most people complained when she cast due to her poor physicality and zero resemblance to Wonder Woman. Those points are fine, but the biggest drawback is that she's frankly not a good actress. She has the emotional range of a potato. Her big reveal in costume is complete with a 'cool' guitar rift like it's some Robert Rodriguez film. During action scene she is replaced by her cgi double which obviously looks bigger and muscular in comparison to Gal Gadot's actual physical appearance. I just couldn't help by have a good chuckle at that.

>Its still extremely bloated.
Your mom.

Savage AF

>I've watched the theatrical version twice (once in the cinema), and ultimate cut 3 times.

>Unnecessarily broody
opinion discarded. muh fun muh light-heartedness

>yummy yummy! Give me more Disney Diarrhea for my tummy!

discarding the truth isn't healthy.

...

You realized it was god-tier kino and prayed to Zack to forgive your trespasses against him.

The biggest misstep in the entire production is the appointment of Zack Snyder as director. It seem like he just walked of the set of making Watchmen and nobody seemed to tell him that he wasn't contracted to direct a lackluster patchwork Watchmen sequel. An opening scene that features Jeffrey Dean Morgan being killed with a slo-mo shot of a shell casing exiting a gun; the government against masked vigilantes, a powerful god-like superhuman figure; a man that dresses in a black costume and fights crime with gadgets coming out of retirement; the death of a famous hero; not one, but three funeral scenes. How is this not recycling elements of Watchmen.

Zack Snyder has the inability to direct scenes where no action takes place and he can't mask it with stylish cgi backgrounds like he did in 300. Simply put when there's no explosions it dull and boring. Simple character interactions prove to be a struggle for a director who still gets his philosophy for his movies from teenage web forums. Religious references that completely lack subtlety and elegance doesn't make you movie 'intellectual'.

Other grievances include: a scene and a plot point that revolves around urine; Lex Luther's so called evil plan; Knightmare; a hyped fight that just ends up being a normal fistfight; and actual teaser trailers for future movies in the franchise.

these responses are exactly why people have so much fun bashing DC

Like fishing in an overpopulated river where the fish are jumping into your boat to escape the crowd

I have not once ever see anyone attempt to refute any of these points.

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lmao

you wish you had the 4K HDR version instead

>Lex sucked

When will this meme end?

Wow that cover is awful

Lex is still garbage.
The "Batman's dream vision" sequence is still unnecessary.
The JLA setup scenes are still jarringly inserted in.
Wonder Woman still has zero development and is just pasted in to set her up for other movies.

Generally speaking the whole approach is flawed.
In MCU most, if not all, superheroes were previously established by the time Avengers rolled out. Even the primary villain in the movie, Loki, was previously established.

In BvS Superman had a previous movie where he was a reluctant autist and it was a first showing for Batman, Wonder Woman, Lex and all the other cameos.
And considering how uncharismatic Superman is the whole thing ends up just being weird.
It's like they're trying to do a serious movie but the elements just don't add up.
Also an additional problem is that Snyder is still in his Watchmen mode of directing where the only mood anyone has is "depressed".
The yet another DBZ final segment with the entire landscape being reduced to rubble is yet another poor choice

Oh yes, let's not forget that in his first DCU showing Batman is already in his DKR mode, Superman in his second movie is already in his Death of Superman mode and the JLA doesn't even exist.
The entire thing is just poor choices stacked into an unsound whole.

> SOMEONE NEEDS TO DIE FOR THE STORY TO MATTER!!

pls go

My mom died yesterday

Being poor is terrible

Mom jokes still kick ass

He did. He hated Superman so much that he threw away his billion dollar company instead of having a better plan where he wouldnt get blamed

she didnt fly so good

>Lex is still garbage.

Wrong

>The "Batman's dream vision" sequence is still unnecessary.

Nope. Its effective in showing batmans fear of the future with superman.

>The JLA setup scenes are still jarringly inserted in.

agreed.

>Wonder Woman still has zero development and is just pasted in to set her up for other movies.

agreed.

>Generally speaking the whole approach is flawed.

Nope. The good far outweighs the miminal "bad"

>In MCU most, if not all, superheroes were previously established by the time Avengers rolled out. Even the primary villain in the movie, Loki, was previously established.


but those movies are cartoony babby shit, with no depth.

>In BvS Superman had a previous movie where he was a reluctant autist and it was a first showing for Batman, Wonder Woman, Lex and all the other cameos.


So?

>And considering how uncharismatic Superman is the whole thing ends up just being weird.


Superman isn't a fucking faggot who's here to entertain you with his quips and wacky antics. hes an alien who could crush everyone like an ant, but chooses not to.


>It's like they're trying to do a serious movie but the elements just don't add up.

They added up just fine.

>Also an additional problem is that Snyder is still in his Watchmen mode of directing where the only mood anyone has is "depressed".

DC comics have always been very dark and "depressive". This isn't deadpool you braindead cuckold.

>The yet another DBZ final segment with the entire landscape being reduced to rubble is yet another poor choice

Agreed the doomsday fight was a bit underwhelming.

>Oh yes, let's not forget that in his first DCU showing Batman is already in his DKR mode, Superman in his second movie is already in his Death of Superman mode and the JLA doesn't even exist.

Is this a criticism? Do you want them brought up from baby again?

>The entire thing is just poor choices stacked into an unsound whole.

Nope. You're taste is a poor choice

> people count on their plans to fail

It was all over the place. Meandering in areas that don't matter (Lois spending 20 minutes finding out that Luthor is evil and does nothing with the information). Incredibly weird ads for the next movies (like when the dramatic music starts when Wonder Woman's picture shows up).

I have no idea where it's going. It fails to set anything up in a logical way that it makes the rest of the movie a chore to watch, a waiting game to the big fight, which was so mediocre and full of terrible effects that it wasn't worth watching 2 hours in the first place.

I don't even give a shit about the Martha thing because it works in the sense that it shocks Bruce into actually taking a second to think, but that admits that Batman wasn't thinkign for the entire film, because absolutely no one was.

His plan was destined to fail. He created Doomsday for no reason and didnt even try to hide the fact that he did. Regardless of what happened he was going to jail after that

> blaming a director for their style

> but that admits that Batman wasn't thinkign for the entire film, because absolutely no one was.

This was a Batman who's place in the world had been taken from him.

He was blinded by rage, ego, a lust for revenge.

This is what makes his character so brilliant. It is the real batman.

You think its illogical, because you see all the characters from an outside point of view. See it through batmans eyes and his actions make sense.

amazingly good

Could have been amazing. But then they included so much unnessecary rushed shit. The front cover just says it all. So it just became some shitty filler flick.

Ok, but we dont know much of anything about this Batman. It was like there were a whole series of movies setting him up that dont exist

literally fuck all happens in BvS, wtf are you talking about!?

Lex Luthor was also blinded by his ego. He was sure the bat would kill superman.

When the plan failed because of nothing lex could predict (seemingly, fate itself intervened). This causes him to lose it. he creates the monster out of anger and despair.

If the world shall be full of monsters, than so be it, but he shall control the most powerful one.

This isnt marvel m8. This isnt captain america or thor.

Every iteration of batman has been different. Even in the comics it widely varies.

Can you not tell from the different actors and costumes?

There have been batmans ranging from the goofy slapstick, to heroic, to a vengeful murderer.


This Batman has lost his purpose in the world. Overshadowed by an all powerful godlike being.
This makes batmans mask of benevolence finally slip, revealing him for the egotistical and selfish character he always was.

By the end of the film, Batman has revealed his true personality, a megalomaniac on a suicide mission.

> fuck all happens

is this the new meme when people dont understand kino?

Is the UE on the DVD (of the Blur Ray + DVD set), or just the blu ray disc?

just the Blu-ray

grow up

>Batman regains hope in humanity and Superman dies doing what is good!
IS there another point? Sure you can sling around some bullshit like the movie being about "superheroes in the 21st century" or "superheroes as weapons of mass destruction" like those fucking premises haven't been done to death by people who actually understood brevity. Seriously! What did this movie bring to the table?

It's set up poorly and lazily.

Marvel movies are deeper than DC.

Cry more.

In your (uneducated) opinion.

Thanks for posting this. A very interesting read.

As sad as it is, this is true. We make fun of Nolan Batman alot but it was miles above this Zack Snyder bullshit

not an argument

Nolan's batman will be missed. It was miles better than this Snyder shit.

fuck off shills. affleck is miles ahead of that skinny cuck

He was in one mediocre movie which was worse than all three christian bale Batman movies, so no

>worse than all three
Lol nope.
The complete lack of effort in DKR is really distracting, you can see everyone involved phoned it in and Bane sounding like a goddamn german scat porn actor didn't help either.
BvS has its fair share of problem but the Batman wasn't one of them.

Bale Batman is a self-centered crybaby that wants to stop being a hero because his back hurts after 4-5 years of activity.
It's as far from Batman as you can get.

Affleck's Batman is an insane murderer who for some reason thought it made sense to kill Superman yet still lets the Joker live

You wish you kept the receipt.

It was fine, not amazing, but good enough. Sup Forums hates everything mainstream, we're basically hipsters.

The only thing that bugged me is how callously Batman killed everyone in sight, they could've made them riot rounds, but he just flies along and blows up cars without giving a shit.

>The only thing that bugged me is how callously Batman killed everyone in sight, they could've made them riot rounds, but he just flies along and blows up cars without giving a shit
Yeah, it really makes no sense that hes willing to kill random thugs but he wont kill Super villians like Lex luthor or Joker

Still miles, MILES better than BvS.

you just know

> literal peasants

I liked it. 7-8/10. Not nearly perfect, but better and more inspired than half the MCU for sure.

no

Marvel is better is every way.

The climax of this movie is pure garbage. I watched the ultimate cut and had to take a break when that poorly designed monster come around.

wew

BANE is dead